It's a site like fml. It's sort of interesting/funny. I'm not going to link it here because it's sort of explicit, but google it if you're interested. And discuss.

It sorta feels like a bunch of these sites are just trying to copy the fml style of anon embarassing stories for laughs but this one has some okay / cringe-worthy stuff on it so I guess we'll see.

they took away my gamecube rofl.

amusing!

[url]www.textsfromlastnight.com[/url]

My favorite.

everything on fml is fake... I only looked at that site once and couldn't stand reading through the first page of stuff... they're such blatantly fabricated stories >_< SUMTIMES

saberopus: "Today I was on the internet and read something fake FML"

<3

>_> j/k <3 mb

My personal favorite

I have experiences with some girls who are TERRIBLE at sex, and still are. I should write an official complaint and sue them for wasting my time.

HEY GUYS GOLD HAD SEX

Hey gold of course she is going to suck in bed if she's past out drunk.

Of course you think they ratted on you when you gloat about it every goddamn possible time on the internet.
I know it's a lie too.

dead chicks don't **** good

Yeah, FML is all played out. TFLN is where it's at. Witness:

Aren't you like some conservative religion person who shouldn't be having premarital sex or am I thinking of someone else?

Also, you should be showing them how to be better. Don't just have crappy sex and don't say anything. Give them tips, or at least take charge and MAKE it good sex.

^^

lmao

THANKS FOR SHARING!

And FG took this thread to 11.

Oh you have no idea

fg always makes it better

I do, but they take quite a while to learn well. If I take charge, in almost every case, my partner tires out before me. I don't know why, but when it comes to sex, I'm hard to satisfy.

That can be good, but its not good, when you just did some one twice and you can still go another 15 mins...

This thread has officially crossed the "TMI Border".

it started out so promising, KEEP THESE THINGS TO THE ANONYMOUS INTERNET SITES LIKE THE ONE EXPRESSED IN THE THREAD TITLE

When did this become "The SF_Gold's sexual encounters" thread?

We should build a fence.

I know where we can get some guys who will build it for cheap.

I've had sex with 2 girls at once.




Because I have two penises.

Just as believable.

So do I, but ones swimming in vinegar.

sorry i think that was my fault

You could always just reinflate her...



It's called anejaculation.

This is a serious issue I would like to address. I know people get other people drunk to have sex. I personally find this incredibly distasteful and borderline if not rape. I would NEVER get anyone drunk to have sex with them. EVER. I find the very thought offensive. The reason I find it offensive is because I know people who have been victims of these type of situations where a smart *** took advantage, or even worse.

Honestly, rape is no joke. Its not funny, its nothing to be admired, it is a serious issue and it ruins lives.

I think the real way to score any girl, is done with out the use of any drug, with your verbal skills.

Maybe I get a lot less than the average joe, but I don't have to depend on any drug of any kind, money, or anything but myself to do it.



No **** sherlock. Its just that I last a long time before I get to that point, and sometimes, even after I ejaculate I can still go at it.

hey *****, don't pick on krokodile

OH WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING THIS

What's this commotion about SF_Gold's sex life? Let's talk about epidemiology another time.

STOP RUINING MY THREAD ARG