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I like sex, but not with you, Rob
2009-05-28, 4:23 PM #1
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"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
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2009-05-28, 4:23 PM #2
I also don't like sex with Rob.
2009-05-28, 4:27 PM #3
it's probably the unibrow
D E A T H
2009-05-28, 4:28 PM #4
Where is Rob these anyways?

What happened to our Patron Saint of Packages?
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2009-05-28, 4:37 PM #5
Got himself stuck in a box heading for Iran.
2009-05-28, 4:51 PM #6
I don't think he has internet in his apartment.

Shame, I like Rob.
nope.
2009-05-28, 4:54 PM #7
Maybe he realized he should've graduated from trolling forums about 7 years ago
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2009-05-28, 5:17 PM #8
By saying that you don't like sex with Rob, you are admitting that you have, indeed, had sex with Rob.
Pissed Off?
2009-05-28, 5:31 PM #9
Originally posted by Avenger:
By saying that you don't like sex with Rob, you are admitting that you have, indeed, had sex with Rob.


I'm glad I caught this post.
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2009-05-28, 5:37 PM #10
Originally posted by Baconfish:
I don't think he has internet in his apartment.

Shame, I like sex with Rob.


fixed
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-05-28, 5:39 PM #11
I imagine Rob would be pretty dominating and authoritative in bed, which seems like a turn on.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-05-28, 5:40 PM #12
I think Rob would be a simpering little nancy in bed, which seems like a turn on. ;)
2009-05-28, 5:48 PM #13
Krok and saberopus should have sex.

2009-05-28, 5:53 PM #14
krok and i are going to tagteam you bZ
2009-05-28, 5:56 PM #15
Kroko's been turning on the gay an awful lot lately. :tinfoil:
DO NOT WANT.
2009-05-28, 6:01 PM #16
I'll turn on YOUR gay lately :awesomelon::awesomelon::psyduck::hist101:
2009-05-28, 6:01 PM #17
Originally posted by andreawesome:
fixed

Slander, we just get along.
nope.
2009-05-28, 6:12 PM #18
Too many virgins in this thread commenting about sex.
\(='_'=)/
2009-05-28, 6:32 PM #19
Mate, I don't think there are many massassians who are virgins anymore. It's like a new one gets married every month! :psyduck:
DO NOT WANT.
2009-05-28, 8:11 PM #20
If nothing else, surely he's good at handling boxes?
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-05-28, 8:24 PM #21
Zing!
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2009-05-28, 9:34 PM #22
I love these forums version of PG.
Buttsex? That's fine.
**** or swearing? That's a ban.
2009-05-28, 10:26 PM #23
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Slander, we just get along.

yes in the sack
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-05-28, 10:28 PM #24
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
**** or swearing? That's a ban.


What the hell? HOW AM I TO KNOW WHAT THE RULES ARE IF MASSASSI CENSORS THE RULES?
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-05-29, 3:46 AM #25
[CENTER] MANTRAIN! [/SIZE]
Choochoo, in it goes!
:hist101: :hist101: :hist101: :hist101: :hist101: :hist101: :hist101: :hist101:[/CENTER]
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-05-29, 6:03 AM #26
It's not gay until your balls touch.
2009-05-29, 9:54 AM #27
Originally posted by Jep:
[CENTER] MANTRAIN! [/SIZE]
Choochoo, in it goes!
:hist101: :hist101: :hist101: :hist101: :hist101: :hist101: :hist101: :hist101:[/CENTER]


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"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-05-29, 10:02 AM #28
Originally posted by silent_killa:
Too many virgins in this thread commenting about sex.


I think you're one of the few virgins left, mate.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-05-29, 10:32 AM #29
Originally posted by Jep:
I think you're one of the few virgins left, mate.


Ayup.

Easiest way to spot a virgin? They're the ones going on about virginity.


No-one else cares.
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2009-05-29, 4:08 PM #30
Virginity virginity virginity virginity
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2009-05-29, 4:09 PM #31
Silly lessy, girls are never virgins.
2009-05-29, 4:12 PM #32
Especially ones that go boozin'.
2009-05-29, 4:13 PM #33
Sug, I love you so much.

Its a shame Rob isn't seeing this...
Mirthy

King James the 1st- “I will not give a turd for thy preaching”
2009-05-30, 4:37 AM #34
I like Rob too.

Oh, and yes, you may make obvious BUTTSECKS jokes.

On related tangent, my wedding is looming up quick - it's only about 8 weeks away. That's just 2 paydays.

HOLY ****.

/runs
2009-05-30, 10:28 AM #35
Originally posted by Mirthy:
Sug, I love you so much.

Its a shame Rob isn't seeing this...


I plan to resurrect this thread when Rob comes back, I trust the mods will understand.
You can't judge a book by it's file size

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