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Eminem can't take a joke
2009-05-31, 8:18 PM #1
Long story short, Bruno (Sacha Baron Cohen) pulled a prank on Eminem at the MTV Movie Awards, where Bruno proceeded to glide down a zip line to the stage.

Of course, because it's Bruno, his pants come off, and his crotch ends up right in Eminem's face.

[http://www.mtv.com/shared/promoimages/onair/ma_09/homepage/most_talked_about_moments/bruno_eminem//610x360.jpg]

Mods feel free to remove the image if it is NSFW, but I think it's ok, since it was shown on TV.

Obviously, Eminem gets pissed and he actually storms off out of his seat, with a lot of censored words coming from him.

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2009-05-31, 8:21 PM #2
eminem is serious business, didn't you know? all rap is.
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2009-05-31, 8:22 PM #3
I'd probably be a little pissed too if a man's naked *** flew into my face. :huh:
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2009-05-31, 8:27 PM #4
Maybe it's just me, but if a gay Austrian fashion reporter put his *** in my face, I wouldn't take it seriously.
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
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2009-05-31, 8:30 PM #5
i wish i saw that
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2009-05-31, 8:31 PM #6
Vid posted in op. Watch it before it gets taken off :awesome:
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2009-05-31, 8:34 PM #7
I would have reacted the same way eminem did...
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2009-05-31, 8:39 PM #8
Oh come on, you're a national celebrity. You're also at the music awards. You should be ready for stunts.

You're also Slim Shady. You can dish it, but you can't take it?
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2009-05-31, 8:40 PM #9
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2009-05-31, 8:45 PM #10
Originally posted by Petmc.:

Mods feel free to remove the image if it is NSFW, but I think it's ok, since it was shown on TV.


Janet Jackson's titties were shown on the television.

2009-05-31, 8:57 PM #11
Yeah, but those weren't real, so it technically doesn't count.
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2009-05-31, 9:07 PM #12
Zing!
2009-05-31, 9:12 PM #13
hehehehehe. awesomesauce.
2009-05-31, 9:22 PM #14
Originally posted by Petmc.:
Yeah, but those weren't real, so it technically doesn't count.


I loled
2009-05-31, 9:27 PM #15
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Oh come on, you're a national celebrity. You're also at the music awards. You should be ready for stunts.

You're also Slim Shady. You can dish it, but you can't take it?

he does that same crap in his videos for a laugh, but when someone else is doing it for him hes a little *****.
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2009-05-31, 9:30 PM #16
It could also be entirely staged by Cohen and Eminem too.
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2009-05-31, 9:33 PM #17
that's so freakin retarded. I'd be pissed too. Not funny at all.
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2009-05-31, 10:32 PM #18
You could say he was BUTT HURT.
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2009-05-31, 10:43 PM #19
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
You could say he was BUTT HURT.
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:huh:
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2009-05-31, 10:50 PM #20
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
:huh:


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2009-05-31, 11:10 PM #21
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
that's so freakin retarded. I'd be pissed too. Not funny at all.


You're so freaking retarded. :P j/k

I thought it was hilarious. I'd have played along if I were in the seat.

I mean come on, it's just for laughs. :P
2009-05-31, 11:15 PM #22
I ****ing hate Eminem with a passion. Too bad Bruno didn't stab him in the throat.
2009-05-31, 11:18 PM #23
The joke is in terrible taste. If someone did that too me, seeing as I always have matches or a lighter in my pocket, I'd burn their ***, or worse. :colbert:
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2009-05-31, 11:30 PM #24
The joke is in excellent taste: he's picked his target perfectly. People who take themselves too seriously are great for such things.
2009-05-31, 11:37 PM #25
kanye would have been funnier

2009-05-31, 11:55 PM #26
Well at least he's not being Borat anymore.

And Vanilla Ice deserved it.
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2009-06-01, 12:13 AM #27
Originally posted by TheNewKid:
kanye would have been funnier


This man has the right idea.
2009-06-01, 12:13 AM #28
im sure Em was yelling "you never go *** to mouth!"
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2009-06-01, 4:44 AM #29
Who or what is Bruno and why didn't Sacha Baron Cohen's career wither and die back in the late 90s?
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2009-06-01, 7:15 AM #30
Originally posted by Martyn:
This man has the right idea.


+1. :awesome:
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2009-06-01, 7:18 AM #31
Originally posted by Xzero:
I'd have played along if I were in the seat.


I don't want to know, man. I just don't want to know.
2009-06-01, 7:42 AM #32
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Who or what is Bruno and why didn't Sacha Baron Cohen's career wither and die back in the late 90s?


because people think its funny for some reason
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2009-06-01, 8:56 AM #33
I think its hilarous. Really really REALLY gross, but really funny, espeically since it happend to Eminem. That guy is so stupid and he thinks he's God's gift, I definatly don't mind Borat quite literally getting in his face. :-D
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2009-06-01, 9:37 AM #34
I'm thinking it was stage. They did do that zoom in on Eminem while Bruno was still hanging up above. Then again, if it wasn't staged, I'd probably be just as pissed as Eminem too, although it still makes me laugh :)
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2009-06-01, 9:40 AM #35
Let it be now and forever known that Borat's bum was on his lips. If he had been lucky, Eminem would have given it a little kiss.
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2009-06-01, 9:40 AM #36
From what I understand, Cohen rehearsed landing right on Eminem during the rehearsal, and Eminem was told before the show that Cohen would land near him. I think they left out the part about the bare **** though.
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2009-06-01, 11:18 AM #37
I'd be pissed too if I hated gay people. :v:
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2009-06-01, 11:26 AM #38
I wouldn't consider Eminem homophobic if one of his best friends is Elton John.
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2009-06-01, 12:39 PM #39
I hope he farted at that exact moment, and I hope it smelt like cheddar pringles.
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2009-06-01, 2:38 PM #40
Apparently it was "half staged" in that MTV told Eminem that Sacha would be landing on him and Em agreed to it, but wasn't told about what Sacha would be wearing or what position he'd be coming down in.

I thought it was pretty funny. It's right out of one of Eminem's songs (that my bum is on your lips line from The Real Slim Shady). And it worked to the benefit of both parties because Sacha gets publicity for Bruno and Em gets publicity in the form of controversy and apparent homophobia (which omg is exactly what got him famous!)
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