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☖ Forums → Discussion Forum → For years, we have spoken of Freelancer's mother...
For years, we have spoken of Freelancer's mother...
2009-06-05, 8:56 PM #1
But what about his father? We have never heard the story.

Did daddy go out for milk and never come home?

Did daddy leave on Christmas eve and come back 10 years later married to a Czech prostitute?

Did daddy get drunk with Bill Cosby and beat up some midgets ?

This thread is not a joke. It is a serious discussion.
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2009-06-05, 9:01 PM #2
Papa went to go get poptarts, he'll be back!

*name that reference!*
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2009-06-05, 9:04 PM #3
There was a picture with both his parents in it. Someone (I believe it was stat) pointed out that his father's face reminded him of the "awesome" smiley, to which I agreed.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-06-05, 9:56 PM #4
It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.
2009-06-05, 10:37 PM #5
Daddy went to britain, joined a star wars jedi knight forum called "massassi", and donned the name "Septic Yogurt".
D E A T H
2009-06-05, 10:42 PM #6
Originally posted by mscbuck:
Papa went to go get poptarts, he'll be back!

*name that reference!*


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2009-06-05, 10:46 PM #7
He left in disgust after seeing what his seed hath wrought.
2009-06-06, 8:02 AM #8
Pics or it didn't happen.
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2009-06-06, 9:27 AM #9
I thought Freelancer was collected from radioactive dust and pieced together in a laboratory.
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2009-06-06, 12:46 PM #10
I never understood what you people have against Free.
2009-06-06, 1:22 PM #11
Originally posted by JM:
I never understood what you people have against Free.

It's more just fun to poke fun at his mother.

Originally posted by Dj Yoshi:
Daddy went to britain, joined a star wars jedi knight forum called "massassi", and donned the name "Septic Yogurt".


Win.
nope.
2009-06-07, 12:55 PM #12
Originally posted by Petmc.:
Did daddy go out for milk and never come home?


I'm sure daddy still delivers milk diligently every week.
Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?
2009-06-07, 2:31 PM #13
Originally posted by Baconfish:
It's more just fun to poke fun in his mother.



Win.


I fixed it.

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