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What can you tell me about older women
2009-06-05, 9:49 PM #1
Greetings ladies and gentlemen. What are your experiences with older women, romantically or sexually speaking? I am generally intrigued by women in their thirties. They are often attractive while still being, well, older than me (I am 25 years of age). I know such women generally do not look for partners that are younger than themselves. How does one impress such a woman who probably knows what she wants by now? Oh, to provide joy and pleasure for such a woman, a woman who knows precisely what makes her tick, is at ease with herself and tells you things you may not hear from women your age. Whom I could make feel like she's perhaps never before been treated with such respect, such admiration, and such crave for the delights provided by the sheer beauty of her womanly flesh, refined to perfection by the inevitability of the years that go by. Oh, to call out her name as you delve into a moment of pleasure which you share with this person that makes you understand that amidst the tragedy of this world, there is such beauty which alone justifies your journey in this existence, and as you realize that you have found such beauty you, even if for just an eye blink of a moment, feel you're the luckiest and happiest you could ever have hoped to be. And her name shall be encarved in your heart, for as long as you shall live.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-06-05, 9:55 PM #2
...so begins my ode to milfs...
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2009-06-05, 10:03 PM #3
Kroko should be a MILF hunter
DO NOT WANT.
2009-06-05, 10:04 PM #4
Gay.
2009-06-05, 10:07 PM #5
..Been watching the Cougar lately?
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2009-06-05, 10:37 PM #6
i prefer my ladies within a year and a half of my age, thank you
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2009-06-05, 11:34 PM #7
I wish I was a 30-something female because I love you Kroko.
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2009-06-05, 11:37 PM #8
I knew Kroko was a spambot all along.
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2009-06-06, 12:59 AM #9
I've had two girlfriends who are 2 years older than me. Sexually speaking, they are better than the girls younger than me. Thats why I sort of now prefer my women with a little more experience. Romantically speaking, they can be boring. Too much maturity.
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2009-06-06, 2:58 AM #10
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2009-06-06, 4:43 AM #11
My girlfriend is 5 years older than me. Sooner or later you'll realize that there isn't such a big difference between a 25 and 30 year old.

Oh, and the sex is :awesome:
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2009-06-06, 6:36 AM #12
Older women are older.
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2009-06-06, 7:20 AM #13
My girlfriend is about 2.5 years older than me. She's lots of fun, but in a more mature way which is cool.

30 year old's may be closer to wanting a family and a long-term partner.
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2009-06-06, 7:45 AM #14
I can tell you a little about them...or one, from my experience a few months ago...me being 25, she being 41. It was GREAT up until a week after i moved in with her, she went insane and started calling my parents and complaining about me. (big WTF)
she was schizophrenic which started to drive me crazy. glad i am not seeing her anymore. though the funny thing about it...i moved like 2 kilometers from where she lives!

If you're thinking of dating someone that's nearly twice your age, don't let it get serious until you find out all the facts.
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2009-06-06, 7:53 AM #15
hit it & quit it
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2009-06-06, 7:56 AM #16
ha no kidding.. did your parents tell her off?

also, all you need to know about older women:

saggier boobs.
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2009-06-06, 12:49 PM #17
Now, now, don't bring Milfs into it. Milf != older.

You're talking about Cougars. And they are awesome.
2009-06-06, 12:50 PM #18
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2009-06-06, 1:21 PM #19
Originally posted by JM:
Now, now, don't bring Milfs into it. Milf != older.

You're talking about Cougars. And they are awesome.


I think you mean Pumas.

Cougars are older than 30's.

(or at least that's what people tell me :) )
2009-06-06, 1:40 PM #20
I was hit on by a cougar, once. She kept stroking my beard.
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2009-06-06, 1:47 PM #21
I like my women within 2 years of my age, but I'd drop all that in a second for a shot at Winona Ryder.

:colbert:
nope.
2009-06-06, 2:19 PM #22
They're not going to be impressed if you're trying to impress them or trying to overcome the age gap. If they're comfortable with themselves, they want their partner to be comfortable with themselves too.
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2009-06-06, 3:16 PM #23
Originally posted by JM:
Now, now, don't bring Milfs into it. Milf != older.


Not according to the great sages known as BangBros :colbert:
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2009-06-06, 6:38 PM #24
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
ha no kidding.. did your parents tell her off?


pretty much. it was something to do with my finances and stuff that she should've asked me about. then one day she hallucinated or whatever that i was driving my car in town, when i told her i was going to NYC, and she tried calling me and i wasn't answering (my phone died), i got home and all my **** was outside on the porch, including the xbox 360. i was pretty pissed, then on st patrick's day parade i was going down to party with some friends and she hid the keys on me, so they came and picked me up. then came the harrassing phone calls to ME about her needing to go to the hospital, etc.

i pretty much told her off and got so drunk i got hospitalized myself (had to have my stomach pumped....catheters are the worst thing in the world). my sis and her fiance were cool, stormed her place and got all my **** outta there, i woke up in my parents' livingroom all 'WTF just happened?!' then i was like '**** her.' and haven't talked to her since. stupid *****.

the saggier boobs thing.....not really true if they are in shape and eat healthy.
Peace is a lie
There is only passion
Through passion I gain strength
Through strength I gain power
Through power I gain victory
Through victory my chains are broken
The Force shall set me free
2009-06-06, 7:10 PM #25
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2009-06-06, 7:22 PM #26
Quote:
What can you tell me about older women

Cloud likes them.
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2009-06-07, 2:25 PM #27
Originally posted by Roger Spruce:
hit it & quit it


Quoted for importance.
2009-06-07, 7:08 PM #28
Honestly, what do you prefer: Someone dedicated to important things, fun and life, and therefore, better at everything. Or someone who cares more about their facebook situation and taking pictures left and right at the mall.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2009-06-07, 7:23 PM #29
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Honestly, what do you prefer: Someone dedicated to important things, fun and life, and therefore, better at everything. Or someone who cares more about their facebook situation and taking pictures left and right at the mall.


This is not age dependent.
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2009-06-07, 7:29 PM #30
Yeah totally, I see all kinds of 40 year old chicks on myspace and facebook trying to be 20 again.
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2009-06-08, 2:04 AM #31
Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast:
This is not age dependent.


Age is a factor in determining probability. I notice people in their 20's aren't as facebook addicted as people in their teens, at least not in my experience.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2009-06-08, 5:02 AM #32
incorrect
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2009-06-08, 8:43 AM #33
i work with a guy who Just turned 19 and recently broke up with his 41 yr old girlfriend... dating an older woman = :awesome: up to a certain point... then its creepy cause she brings you sodas and candy all the time at work.
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2009-06-08, 9:01 AM #34
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Age is a factor in determining probability. I notice people in their 20's aren't as facebook addicted as people in their teens, at least not in my experience.

yeah but people in their 20's aren't usually deemed "older women"

unless /sugarless is old

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2009-06-08, 9:03 AM #35
/flirts with oldsugar
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2009-06-08, 9:48 AM #36
Originally posted by Mirthy:
..Been watching the Cougar lately?


If he's still interested in older women, I'd guess he hasn't.
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2009-06-08, 10:19 AM #37
Older women do those things that teenagers are afraid to.




... okay, that's a lie. I've overheard too many teenagers talking about how they don't mind anal. That's something I wish I had never heard from a sixteen year old. Now if she had been 18.........
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2009-06-08, 12:49 PM #38
16 is the legal age of consent where I live. :D
2009-06-08, 12:56 PM #39
I don't mind anal either and I'm 24. How's that for you, Sprucy?
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2009-06-08, 1:08 PM #40
Originally posted by Jep:
I don't mind anal either and I'm 24.


:omg:
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
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