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Breaking news: Russia about to attack Finland
2009-06-10, 6:39 AM #1
This is insane...what the hell are they thinking?! I was just in central Helsinki, where I saw Russians everywhere...



wow...







I am talking about a Finland vs Russia football world cup qualification game which is today! Finland pretty much needs to win, or else they most likely won't make it to the actual world cup tournament which is played in South Africa next year. We've never made it to such tournament thus far. Finland is definitely the underdog in this match, as Russia is unquestionably the stronger football country. Koobie will naturally side with Russia, so in the name of fair play, may the better team of tonight win!

Is the USA currently making it to the World Cup, by the way?
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-06-10, 6:40 AM #2
Boo
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2009-06-10, 7:38 AM #3
Man, you got my hopes up.
2009-06-10, 7:40 AM #4
I hate you Kroko.
Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say
2009-06-10, 7:42 AM #5
Originally posted by Crimson:
I hate you Kroko.


this.
woot!
2009-06-10, 7:52 AM #6
I should ban you. :mad:
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2009-06-10, 7:53 AM #7
meh its not like any war would last long... the Russians would trounce them in 1 maybe 2 days.

Then their equipment would begin breaking down...
2009-06-10, 8:00 AM #8
Aww you guys :(
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-06-10, 8:06 AM #9
Soccer...what's that?
? :)
2009-06-10, 8:12 AM #10
[http://www.xltblog.net/images/born-in-ussr.jpg]
幻術
2009-06-10, 8:13 AM #11
They will not stand a ghost of a chance against me!

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2009-06-10, 8:32 AM #12
Originally posted by The_Reafis:
meh its not like any war would last long... the Russians would trounce them in 1 maybe 2 days.

Then their equipment would begin breaking down...


you don't follow your history do you?

[http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/2556/finlandbeafraid7974944.jpg]
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-06-10, 8:39 AM #13
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
you don't follow your history do you?

[http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/2556/finlandbeafraid7974944.jpg]


Then != Now
2009-06-10, 8:52 AM #14
i'm sure the finns can still kick russia's ***...
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-06-10, 9:07 AM #15
Originally posted by IRG SithLord:
Then != Now


I think with enough hand held surface to air and anti tank missiles spread through out the population, it probably would be the same.
2009-06-10, 9:47 AM #16
The Finns train people like the "White Death" :hist101:
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2009-06-10, 10:44 AM #17
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
I think with enough hand held surface to air and anti tank missiles spread through out the population, it probably would be the same.


Eh, whatever.

The point is: no one important would get hurt.
2009-06-10, 10:58 AM #18
30 tanks?? None lost? How the hell did they pull that off?
DO NOT WANT.
2009-06-10, 12:16 PM #19
Originally posted by Zell:
30 tanks?? None lost? How the hell did they pull that off?


better tank tactics? the tanks just sat around unused? not sure

most of the russian tanks destroyed would have been from artillery and infantry
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-06-10, 12:24 PM #20
Well, Russia won by 3 goals against Finland's big fat 0. No world cup for us. :(
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-06-10, 12:27 PM #21
footy footy footy footy footy footy ENGLAND ENGLAND
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2009-06-10, 1:03 PM #22
You seriously should be banned...
Nothing to see here, move along.
2009-06-10, 1:11 PM #23
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
You seriously should be banned...


Most ironic post ever.
DO NOT WANT.
2009-06-10, 1:12 PM #24
I don't think Mexico has invented iron yet.
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2009-06-10, 1:13 PM #25
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
You seriously should be banned...


If ever the pot called the kettle black...
Little angel go away
Come again some other day
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I'll never hear a word you say
2009-06-10, 1:23 PM #26
Originally posted by Crimson:
If ever the pot called the kettle black...


Could you link me to a recent (and thus relevant) post where SF_Gold says something banworthy? I really don't remember one. Thanks.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-06-10, 1:34 PM #27
Lol, the reason I'm sort of pissed, is that before I entered the thread, I read the title, and yelled "RUSSIA IS GONNA ATTACK FINLAND", and got the whole family stirred up, and once we read the thread... ugh!

I feel like an idiot. You deserved to be banned for disturbing the peace and making me feel like and idiot! ¬¬
Nothing to see here, move along.
2009-06-10, 3:18 PM #28
not our fault you're an idiot
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-06-10, 3:34 PM #29
yeah man some people are just born without brains man

2009-06-10, 3:38 PM #30
Originally posted by Mentat:
Soccer...what's that?

He never said soccer, he said football.

YOU AREN'T FOOLING ANYONE.

Bad luck Krok, but I doubt Scotland are going to qualify this time either. We've not qualified for the last 3. :(
nope.
2009-06-10, 6:37 PM #31
Originally posted by Krokodile:
Could you link me to a recent (and thus relevant) post where SF_Gold says something banworthy? I really don't remember one. Thanks.


It's less about a specific post and more about the fact that he's SF_Gold.
Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say
2009-06-10, 7:08 PM #32
Originally posted by IRG SithLord:
Then != Now

Yeah, but Finland's military is still very well trained.
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2009-06-11, 4:46 AM #33
And I'm fairly sure that they have a period of mandatory service.

That is unless you can get out of it like FGR. :ninja:
nope.
2009-06-11, 7:07 AM #34
Originally posted by Emon:
Yeah, but Finland's military is still very well trained.


And certainly much better equipped than the average ****heap nation sitting next to Russia.

I believe the FDF's chief plan in any invasion is to demobilize the enemy with almost 80,000 recoilles rifles putting holes in light armor and then wait until they freeze to death in the arctic winter. Finland is probably not very tank friendly country either, I'm led to believe that the country is largely composed of thick forests, arctic swamps, and countless lakes. This of course just works in their favor because Russia, America, and every copycat of their armies are heavily mobile and immobilizing them would probably be cripplingly terrible for them. Furthermore, the place has probably been prepared and fortified in preparation for fighting off the Soviet Union since WW2.

Finland is just simply not a good place to go to war in...
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2009-06-11, 7:24 AM #35
Wait a minute Kroko, did you just commit the Classic 2005 FastGamerr(tm) Incorporated Thread Title Bait Trap?

*sniff* I have taught you well. Go Krok the world-dile.
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