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america
2009-06-12, 8:41 PM #1
seriously?



what the hell america
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2009-06-12, 8:43 PM #2
sorry
2009-06-12, 8:44 PM #3
What the fsck!? That big dude just totally said, "I can't wipe my *** without a stick.":carl:
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2009-06-12, 8:45 PM #4
...what... the... hell?

Damn people are lazy...
2009-06-12, 8:46 PM #5
:gonk:


though i can understand it for someone who was injured or deformed
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-06-12, 8:52 PM #6
I like how they have an attractive woman dumping it into the toilet like Vanna White. Then she declares it as a modern solution to wiping your arse.
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2009-06-12, 8:57 PM #7
hahaha who the hell can't reach their own *******
2009-06-12, 11:34 PM #8
Quick someone tell mb!
2009-06-13, 12:13 AM #9
Originally posted by NoESC:
what the hell america


Sorry, guys. :nonono:
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2009-06-13, 12:17 AM #10
Originally posted by Uberslug:
hahaha who the hell can't reach their own *******


...
2009-06-13, 1:30 AM #11
It's not marketed for people who need it, It's marketed for people who are too damn lazy or stupid to just wipe their goddamn asses.
2009-06-13, 5:33 AM #12
[http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg192/Sharapovas/america-olivo1.jpg]

america
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2009-06-13, 6:22 AM #13
Originally posted by Roger Spruce:
[http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg192/Sharapovas/america-olivo1.jpg]

america


faith restored.
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2009-06-13, 6:43 AM #14
there's something up with here nose, she might be related to kryten
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2009-06-13, 6:48 AM #15
Originally posted by Detty:
there's something up with here nose, she might be related to kryten


Why you lookin at her nose? :ninja:
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2009-06-13, 6:59 AM #16
Because i'd already looked everywhere else? and anyway, I notice faces first.
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2009-06-13, 7:26 AM #17
It's just a bump on her nose :/
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-06-13, 7:38 AM #18
in the right light it wouldn't be as noticable
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-06-13, 8:54 AM #19
I don't actually care about the bump, it's actually quite cute, but it's very noticeable.
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2009-06-13, 9:05 AM #20
oh you guys

[http://www.gallantsolutions.net/etc/toethumb.gif]
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2009-06-13, 9:06 AM #21
also i don't know why but ever since i saw that i keep singing "TOE THUMB" to the tune of ball tongue by korn
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2009-06-13, 9:17 AM #22
Eww a toe thumb is pretty gross though.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
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2009-06-13, 9:21 AM #23
Originally posted by Onimusha:
Eww a toe thumb is pretty gross though.


It's actually soo freaky that I want to believe its a photoshop.
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EAH SMOOTH SNIPER
2009-06-13, 9:23 AM #24
I've seen one in real life, on a hot girl too no less. It wasn't as drastic as the picture but still. That one is a little bit of a problem, being that you hold hands alot with the person you date.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-06-13, 9:35 AM #25
hahaha toe thumb
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-06-13, 9:41 AM #26
Okay, I need to know what tremendous advance we made in toilet paper technology in the 1880s.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-06-13, 9:53 AM #27
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2009-06-13, 9:53 AM #28
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
Okay, I need to know what tremendous advance we made in toilet paper technology in the 1880s.


I'm guessing dual layers
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-06-13, 9:56 AM #29
Originally posted by EAH_TRISCUIT:
It's actually soo freaky that I want to believe its a photoshop.


faux toe shop
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2009-06-13, 10:01 AM #30
Originally posted by NoESC:
faux toe shop


i love you
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-06-13, 11:02 AM #31
Originally posted by Krokodile:
I'm guessing dual layers

I'm not the only one that thought of DVDs immediently when you said that right?
2009-06-13, 11:18 AM #32
1880s was probably when they started putting it on a roll
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-06-13, 11:27 AM #33
You got, as the wiki page says.
2009-06-13, 11:46 AM #34
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Attachment: 22107/06.jpg (26,098 bytes)
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2009-06-13, 3:13 PM #35
...yet you still have to fold the toilet paper to put it on the end of that stick.
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2009-06-13, 3:34 PM #36
Originally posted by Roger Spruce:
[http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg192/Sharapovas/america-olivo1.jpg]

america


Her skin looks funny. It reminds me of one of those games where they get lazy and bump/normal map everything with the same generic random noise map.
2009-06-13, 4:03 PM #37
Its probably sand stuck to it.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-06-13, 4:22 PM #38
The real America.
Attachment: 22108/fat-bitch-champagne.jpg (21,449 bytes)
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2009-06-13, 4:37 PM #39
I hope that's an American beverage.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-06-13, 4:54 PM #40
Colin Mochrie has shoulder pain at 1:11?

Also:
nope.
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