IRN Bru is damn tasty, it's got hints of... bubble gum in it? I vaguely reminds me of some flavors of Goya soda, though I can't say exactly which. It's better than mainstream soda in the US but it's got nothing on micro "brews" like Boylan's and Jones.
HP Sauce is fantastic. It's like A1 but not as spicy and more sweet. I can't believe I finally got it. I'm gonna put it on EVERYTHING
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.