Massassi Forums Logo

This is the static archive of the Massassi Forums. The forums are closed indefinitely. Thanks for all the memories!

You can also download Super Old Archived Message Boards from when Massassi first started.

"View" counts are as of the day the forums were archived, and will no longer increase.

☖ Forums → Discussion Forum → These are commercials?!
These are commercials?!
2009-06-13, 10:58 PM #1
Just saw this linked on reddit:




And some more:

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=CC2BE7A93D2B4895&search_query=thai+life+insurance

Honestly, I thought some of these were just good shorts.
2009-06-14, 12:41 AM #2
im in tears

2009-06-14, 12:56 AM #3
No words, Should have sent... a poet.
2009-06-14, 12:58 AM #4
**** you man, contact was a ****ing retarded movie
but i get the reference ;o

2009-06-14, 12:59 AM #5
the life insurance one makes me cry so hard :(
this is like sadder than up

2009-06-14, 1:07 AM #6
Originally posted by TheNewKid:
**** you man, contact was a ****ing retarded movie
but i get the reference ;o

Actually I didn't know where that was from untill I googled it a minute ago....
2009-06-14, 1:13 AM #7
Canon in D is ****ing awesome.
一个大西瓜
2009-06-14, 1:32 AM #8
i love chinese people, taiwanese people, thai people, and the rest of south east asi

2009-06-14, 5:23 AM #9
Deaf people don't play violins.

Why would they even be attracted to it?

At least she'll never know how much she sucks. :colbert:

Or rocks. But no way would a taped together violin sound so good.
2009-06-14, 9:22 AM #10
Its...................****ing shampoo.


Pantiene exec one: Hey I've got a great idea! Lets create a commercial in the form of a short film, we'll put alot of feel good values into it and plenty of emotion! That will bring our company back in the light with consumers and make us more reputable!

Pantiene exec two: Great idea! Nothing I like more then a company circle jerk after a successful add campaign!
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-06-14, 10:25 AM #11
wow.
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-06-14, 10:38 AM #12
Originally posted by JM:
Deaf people don't play violins.

Why would they even be attracted to it?

At least she'll never know how much she sucks. :colbert:

Or rocks. But no way would a taped together violin sound so good.


Beethoven played and composed after he became completely dead. Deaf people can enjoy music, primarily via the vibrations. I believe Beethoven put a stick of wood between his piano and mouth to allow him to sense the vibrations more strongly
Detty. Professional Expert.
Flickr Twitter
2009-06-14, 10:42 AM #13
Originally posted by Detty:
Beethoven played and composed after he became completely dead.

Is that like Tupac and Elvis?

Anyway, I watched this when I got home at 5am this morning after an incredibly long shift. I think part of me suspected I'd already passed out and dreamed this whole thread.
2009-06-14, 10:46 AM #14
I would edit my post to say 'deaf', but it's already been quoted so that would be rude.
Detty. Professional Expert.
Flickr Twitter
2009-06-14, 2:08 PM #15
Originally posted by JM:
Deaf people don't play violins.

Why would they even be attracted to it?

At least she'll never know how much she sucks. :colbert:

Or rocks. But no way would a taped together violin sound so good.

I was going to post exactly what Detty did. Deaf people can learn to play the violin by feeling the vibrations through their jaw.

Originally posted by Onimusha:
Its...................****ing shampoo.


Pantiene exec one: Hey I've got a great idea! Lets create a commercial in the form of a short film, we'll be alot of feel good values into it and plenty of emotion! That will bring our company back in the light with consumers and make us more reputable!

Pantiene exec two: Great idea! Nothing I like more then a company circle jerk after a successful add campaign!

:carl:

A good ad like that can bring huge attention to the company, the beauty of advertising is the ad doesn't have to have anything to do with the actual product. For other awesome ads see the guinness ones.
nope.
2009-06-14, 2:42 PM #16
But it does. See how her hair is waving around, so smooth and silky? Pantene!
2009-06-14, 4:11 PM #17
"Good" ad or not it's still stupid.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-06-14, 5:02 PM #18
Originally posted by Onimusha:
"Good" ad or not it's still stupid.


Relax, kiddo.
2009-06-14, 7:41 PM #19
I thought it was pretty cool until she was onstage and her hair was freaking out like Medusa.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2009-06-14, 10:11 PM #20
Originally posted by JM:
But it does. See how her hair is waving around, so smooth and silky? Pantene!


I was thinking to myself when her hair was flying around "This looks like a shampoo commercial."

I was not disappointed.
2009-06-15, 4:35 AM #21
I liked the bit where she won. And pantene came up. That was great.
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2009-06-15, 8:38 AM #22
I thought it was good until the fact that the girl before her was clearly better. But then I realized that she must be very talented for her one violin to sound like the whole violin section of an orchestra.

(that aside, I really liked the ad)
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2009-06-15, 9:24 AM #23
i wonder what beauty and art means to onimusha
he's (or she) is so stiff headed

2009-06-15, 9:39 AM #24
Originally posted by Detty:
I would edit my post to say 'deaf', but it's already been quoted so that would be rude.


I read it as deaf, I didn't realize the mistake until it was pointed out

But a violin held together with clear tape would sound like ****
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2009-06-15, 10:13 AM #25
Originally posted by sugarless:
I thought it was good until the fact that the girl before her was clearly better. But then I realized that she must be very talented for her one violin to sound like the whole violin section of an orchestra.

(that aside, I really liked the ad)


Don't you know? It's not about how good you are, it's about how much harder it is for you to achieve something than someone else. It doesn't matter if the person sucks at it, if they had to struggle then they're the better player! I mean, duh.
2009-06-15, 11:57 AM #26
the girl before was technically better, but it sounded like a piano version of bad guitar shredding. whereas i will never stop enjoying canon in d.
Detty. Professional Expert.
Flickr Twitter
2009-06-15, 1:45 PM #27
Originally posted by TheNewKid:
i wonder what beauty and art means to onimusha
he's (or she) is so stiff headed


This would have been fine if it was a short film, but its a commercial for shampoo. Thus ruined.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-06-15, 1:59 PM #28
:huh:

It's both.
nope.

↑ Up to the top!