Post all things of sandwich goodness! Burgers. subs, and other similar foodstuffs are not to be included! Example sandwich goodness material for this thread include: What are your favorite sandwiches? What sandwich factoids do you find interesting? What sandwich stories do you all have? Etc. etc. Pictures and whatnot are encouraged.

I'm interested in what sandwiches you all might recommend, as I feel woefully unexposed. On the whole, I'm a bread fiend, though I find I like to stack my sandwiches more than others I know, especially with meat.

As far as sandwich stories? Of course I'm going to plug Martyn's thread!

http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?t=54555

I have no stories, but I live off of Tuna-Mayo sandwiches. No butter.

I've single-handedly eaten the equivalent of dozens of fish, and a yellowfin tuna can weight up to 200kg.

Tuna-mayo sandwiches can be good stuff. My dad usually has those. I find all the ______-salad sandwiches to be fairly good stuff too, like chicken-salad or shrimp-salad.

I'm loving Hot Ham on Rye right now, that's pretty tasty. In the micro for about 20 seconds and you are golden

I'm also a big fan of pastrami + provolone on some really soft rolls

Egg salad. Love it.



Watch out for mercury poisoning. I had a friend who was into body building and was on a tuna fish diet. He was subsequently hospitalized because of that.

It's a lot less likely when you don't eat Bluefin Tuna.

And I've been eating it most days for the last 18 years and I'm fine so far.

I don't really like sandwiches that much. If I absolutely have to each a sandwich, I prefer hot sandwiches to cold, and I prefer toasted bread over not, wheat over everything else.

________-salad sandwiches are completely repulsive to me and induce nausea.

Excalibur, The Sandwich: http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?p=952559

But add tuna.

These look pretty damn good

That is an insult to the quest for culinary perfection everywhere.

Sometimes I like to cut a knackwurst in half and then put it on rye bread with sauerkraut. It is delicious.

I've been there once or twice, and indeed, it is a ****ing heart-stoppingly awesome place

Turkey Club is possibly my favorite sandwich ever. Fresh Lettuce and Tomato, crispy bacon, mayo, good turkey... my mouth is watering.

Yesterday:

Lamb and Rosemary Sausage, melted mozzarella, garlic mayo, mint jelly, bed of dressed salad leaves on a Mediterranean bread bun/roll.

Day before:

Home smoked turkey (thick cut), swiss cheese, dressed salad.

Today:

I think I'll be going for either bacon, brie and cranberry on white, or chicken and avocado salad.

MY DELI ROCKS.

LONG LIVE ERIC!

Every Tuesday, I make the three leanest burger patties served anywhere in North Austin. I put two of them on buns, pour a generous amount of buffalo sauce over them, add the top bun, eat up, and leave the third for a later meal. Easy-button cooking, to be sure, but damned if it isn't delicious every single time.

You fail, McLongname. Burger patties do not belong on a sandwich, they belong on a burger!

Oh, I didn't read past "Burgers, subs and other similar foodstuffs are..."

I figured the next phrase was "also welcome." :downs:

Honestly, it was the subs part that threw me off. How can you have a sandwich thread and not accept subs?

Because subs are arbitrarily labeled differently, of course!

Or maybe I was just trying to keep the focus on more common, traditional, whatever-you-want-to-call-them sandwiches.

Also, I like to include "fail" and "McLongname" in posts whenever I get the opportunity.

Well, I can hardly blame you for that.

So you get some bacon, right.

You fry that.

Then you grate some cheese and put that in a sandwich, and put the bacon in the sandwich.

Then you fry the sandwich.

...When?

I'm on a sort of burger rage right now, there's a local joint here in town that makes some pretty big burgers (compared to chains) for about the same price...

Bread, mustard, ketchup, lettuce, pickle, bacon, cheese, meat, bread! Mmmm.

SANDWICH
NO BURGER
BURGER GONE
LONG GONE BURGER
TALK SANDWICH NOT BURGER

I opted for Bacon, Brie and Cranberry today.

Mediterranian Roll.

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Mazzt, you have WAY too much time on your hands

^ Sounds like GWAR.

or it's his hands that have too much time on him! >.>

I'm in Switzerland right now (I've paid 3 CHF just to get my Massassi fix), but I speak a total of about 12 words in French. I was at a shop yesterday and said with much gusto, while pointing at a a salami sandwich, "Je suis une sandwich!". The guy giggled to himself for some reason. Some hours later did I realise I meant to have said "Je voudrais...".

teeheeeeee!

I want to hug you please Mort.

Off Topic: My best mate works as a translator for UEFA in Switzerland.

Pesto Chicken with Pepperoni and Provolone Cheese on toasted sourdough. Whipped that one up tonight because that's what I had in the fridge. It was delicious.

Not really, I have an entire directory filled with TF2 voice overs for just such an occasion as this.

Rockcellent!

One of my favorite drunk sandwiches is a Fat ***** from Are U Hungry. It's a cheesesteak with french fries, mozzarella sticks, chicken strips, mayo and ketchup all together.

it's R U Hungry. do you get it? R U? Rutgers University

Thurman Burger wins.

Haha, to bad it started at Penn State. Although I just saw that they are gonna start having more franchises using the Sandwich U name.

Opened 2005.

and holy **** they gouge you on prices there 8 dollars for a fat mojo?

I like Penn Station subs... as for sandwiches, I enjoy a nice ham and cheese loaf on wheat.