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If you were president

2009-06-19, 7:56 AM #41

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

I'd probably get a blowjob.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2009-06-19, 8:49 AM #42

Chewbubba

Corrupting the Nation's Youth.

Posts: 4,034

Using the Monica Lewinsky hotline, I see?

"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."

2009-06-19, 9:02 AM #43

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

Posts: 5,705

I have too many socialist views to be president. I would however, even if it got me impeached/death, turn N. Korea to glass for being the planets douchewauds.

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2009-06-19, 7:27 PM #44

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

CHAV DEATH CAMPS

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2009-06-19, 10:58 PM #45

Onimusha

Yo bro!

Posts: 2,295

Originally posted by Chewbubba:

Can you imagine? Heh...

[New Thread]

[Title] Chinese Ambassador

"The Chinese Abassador just left my office. What an ***. Quick Massassi, let's do a photoshop game with the Ambassador's face!"

Lmao.

"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn

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