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Speak Steve, Speak!

2009-06-18, 9:46 PM #1

SAJN

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Posts: 11,157

I am in California for the next three months. The place I am living in is owned by a man named Steve. Steve is a lonely man. He's an older man with a lot to say, and all he wants is someone to listen. I listen to Steve. I like Steve. I thought I'd share some of my favorite Steve-isms with the world.

http://speakstevespeak.blogspot.com/

Think while it's still legal.

2009-06-19, 4:45 AM #2

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

How do u know he did a lot of drugs eh?
Some older people are awesome, wise and all that, other old people are crap, bitter, and have their head in the sand

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2009-06-19, 7:41 AM #3

dalf

Everyone's favorite alcoholic administrator!

Posts: 8,683

Oh great. I thought this state couldn't suck even more. Now you drag your sorry *** here.

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2009-06-19, 7:51 AM #4

BobTheMasher

Of what, we don't want to know.y

Posts: 4,243

California can always suck more. I think it's in their state constitution.

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2009-06-19, 8:21 AM #5

Roger Spruce

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Posts: 3,262

California sucks more on a daily basis. How else do people find work out west but :omg:

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2009-06-19, 8:41 AM #6

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

Why does Steve talk like he wrote everything down beforehand?

2009-06-19, 8:41 AM #7

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

Or are you paraphrasing. That would make more sense.

2009-06-19, 1:41 PM #8

Baconfish

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Posts: 18,004

This has reminded me of part of the website for a music shop in glasgow.

It has random quotes from the manager of the shop, also named Steve.

nope.

2009-06-19, 7:01 PM #9

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

Steve talks like a man who thinks what he says is deep or profound in some way, but is actually vapid and possibly stoned.

2009-06-19, 7:13 PM #10

SAJN

SAJN_Master

Posts: 11,157

The mans mind is not totally there. He doesn't mean to try and sound that way- this is just how he assembles his thoughts. To him, he's just struggling to speak and have a normal conversation. Little does he know I'm writing down what he says in my notepad all day long.

Think while it's still legal.

2009-06-19, 7:26 PM #11

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

Go write down the ramblings of someone more intelligent, like Goldie.

2009-06-21, 12:07 AM #12

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

Brilliant blog idea. Must agree with JM, though. Do this with someone who has more interesting things to say, and I'm hooked.

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2009-06-21, 3:04 PM #13

Xzero

Beep deep boo doop

Posts: 1,212

JM. You're hilarious.

My name is Steve. My street name is Goldie.

Go figure.