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sooner or later your wife will drive
2009-06-25, 9:21 AM #1
http://www.flickr.com/photos/83272689@N00/3637998385/sizes/o/

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gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2009-06-25, 10:07 AM #2
Women cannot drive.

Has anyone seen my Brylcreem?
2009-06-25, 10:10 AM #3
So true.
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2009-06-25, 10:13 AM #4
That add would so not fly in 2009.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-06-25, 10:18 AM #5
I immediately sent that image to my brother. His wife has a penchant for slamming into things while she's driving.
>>untie shoes
2009-06-25, 10:21 AM #6
I'd slam into her, if you know what I mean.
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2009-06-25, 10:27 AM #7
I don't. Please explain.
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2009-06-25, 10:49 AM #8
That's an interesting ad, I never realized they kept maintenance in mind when they built those old cars. I bet they don't still do it with the new ones, though.
2009-06-25, 10:57 AM #9
I wonder if it would be worth it to print that today.
2009-06-25, 11:02 AM #10
Originally posted by Brian:
That's an interesting ad, I never realized they kept maintenance in mind when they built those old cars. I bet they don't still do it with the new ones, though.


Yeah the body shop was invented
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2009-06-25, 11:02 AM #11
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2009-06-25, 11:15 AM #12
Originally posted by Freelancer:
I don't. Please explain.


Well, seeing that she has the tendency of crashing cars into other people's property, she has not developed a strong enough sense of risk assessment. This may be possible due to some sort of personal disconnect or even reinforced indifference to the wellbeing of others so she drives without much care. Now, in order to teach her a valuable lifelong lesson and seeing that experience is greatest teaching tool of all, I may decide to crash MY vehicle into her's with great force. Thus, she could, once and for all, fully understand and consider the feelings and the emotional distress one might face when he or she is at the receiving end of an incoming vehicular assault.

After that, she will become a much better driver.
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2009-06-25, 11:55 AM #13
Brilliant.
2009-06-25, 12:25 PM #14
Originally posted by Uberslug:
[escalade shoop]


i dont get it :saddowns:
DO NOT WANT.
2009-06-25, 1:01 PM #15
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
Well, seeing that she has the tendency of crashing cars into other people's property, she has not developed a strong enough sense of risk assessment. This may be possible due to some sort of personal disconnect or even reinforced indifference to the wellbeing of others so she drives without much care. Now, in order to teach her a valuable lifelong lesson and seeing that experience is greatest teaching tool of all, I may decide to crash MY vehicle into her's with great force. Thus, she could, once and for all, fully understand and consider the feelings and the emotional distress one might face when he or she is at the receiving end of an incoming vehicular assault.

After that, she will become a much better driver.


i already hit that
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2009-06-25, 1:20 PM #16
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
I'd slam into her, if you know what I mean.


LMFAO For some reason I read that perfectly the first time.

As for bad women drivers, I agree. My step mom backed my dads truck into the side of a building. Thing is, the building was literally filling up every mirror the truck had to see backwards with, with what appeared to be BRICKS. So unless she thinks 'bricks means go' then I dunno WTF.
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