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Billy Mays Dead At 50!

2009-06-28, 10:05 AM #1

Petmc.

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529328,00.html

SORRY FOR USING FAUX NEWS, BUT THIS WAS POSTED ON DIGG.

WHY GOD WHY? BILLY MAYS IS A LEGEND. THIS IS TERRIBLE NEWS. FIRST THE KING OF POP, NOW THE KING OF INFOMERCIALS.

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2009-06-28, 10:11 AM #2

fishstickz

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TODAY IS ALL CAPS DAY IN HONOR OF BILLY MAYS

GOOD NIGHT SWEET PRINCE

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--Garrison Keillor

2009-06-28, 10:16 AM #3

Lord Kuat

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Wow, unfortunate time to die as his death is overshadowed.

2009-06-28, 10:21 AM #4

ECHOMAN

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OxiClean fumes got to him?

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2009-06-28, 10:28 AM #5

DrkJedi82

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VINCE OFFER KILLED BILLY MAYS WITH A SHAMWOW

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-06-28, 10:43 AM #6

KOP_AoEJedi

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It's what he gets for dipping his head in a tub of 'just for men' every day to keep away the grey.

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2009-06-28, 10:44 AM #7

Yecti

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THIS IS INDEED SAD. YECTI HERE WITH OXIMOURN.

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2009-06-28, 11:00 AM #8

JediKirby

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Wow, that's really bizarre. I kind of hope this isn't an Onion story or something.

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2009-06-28, 12:00 PM #9

NoESC

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NOESC HERE, VERY SAD ABOUT THE LOSS OF BILLY MAYS

gbk is 50 probably

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2009-06-28, 12:00 PM #10

Ruthven

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BANG AND THE DIRT IT GONE! :suicide:

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2009-06-28, 12:05 PM #11

stat

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A fitting send off for the king of bears

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2009-06-28, 12:33 PM #12

Onimusha

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wtf seriously?

How odd. There goes Pitchmen I guess. I kind of liked that show too. Too bad hes got a little daughter too =/

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2009-06-28, 12:41 PM #13

Chewbubba

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I thought celebrity deaths happened in 3's. Ed McMahon, Farrah, and Michael. Billy Mays throws that hypothesis out the window.

I only saw a few commercials with him, so I don't know much about him. It's sad that he has a little girl who now doesn't have a daddy.

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2009-06-28, 12:57 PM #14

ECHOMAN

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I don't know, can you really be considered a "celebrity" if you only star in infomercials?

I mean, infomercials are where celebrities go and die.

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2009-06-28, 1:02 PM #15

andreawesome

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awe thats so sad.

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2009-06-28, 1:17 PM #16

Onimusha

Yo bro!

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Originally posted by ECHOMAN:

I don't know, can you really be considered a "celebrity" if you only star in infomercials?

I mean, infomercials are where celebrities go and die.

True but he definitely had a celebrity income.

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2009-06-28, 1:38 PM #17

Michael MacFarlane

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MICHAEL MACFARLANE HERE WITH OH WHY GOD?

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2009-06-28, 2:12 PM #18

gbk

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2008 sucked for nerds, looks like 2009 is shaping up to suck for everyone else.

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2009-06-28, 2:18 PM #19

Bounty Hunter 4 hire

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50 must be the washed-up 27.

Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....

2009-06-28, 3:17 PM #20

The Ego Has Landed

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Quote:

I thought celebrity deaths happened in 3's. Ed McMahon, Farrah, and Michael. Billy Mays throws that hypothesis out the window.

Caradine, Saxon, McMahon.
Farrah, Michael, Billy.

Trifecta complete.

2009-06-28, 4:03 PM #21

Pommy

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一个大西瓜

2009-06-28, 4:05 PM #22

Baconfish

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I have never heard of this man, but he gets a colonopenparenthesis.

nope.

2009-06-28, 5:23 PM #23

genk

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2009-06-28, 6:13 PM #24

Chewbubba

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Originally posted by JM:

Caradine, Saxon, McMahon.
Farrah, Michael, Billy.

Trifecta complete.

Surely Carradine doesn't count. That was what... a month ago? And who's Saxon? I guess I missed that one.

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2009-06-28, 6:15 PM #25

Admiral Zarn

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No more FANTASTIC products....

I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.

2009-06-28, 6:17 PM #26

genk

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Originally posted by Chewbubba:

Surely Carradine doesn't count. That was what... a month ago? And who's Saxon? I guess I missed that one.

http://thechronicleherald.ca/NovaScotian/1129605.html

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2009-06-28, 7:33 PM #27

Avenger

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Originally posted by ECHOMAN:

I don't know, can you really be considered a "celebrity" if you only star in infomercials?

I mean, infomercials are where celebrities go and die.

He had a show on Discovery. And frankly, celebrity doesn't mean much more than a lot of people knowing who you are.

Pissed Off?

2009-06-28, 7:35 PM #28

The MAZZTer

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Not the best video but it has its moments.

2009-06-28, 8:23 PM #29

Chewbubba

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Originally posted by genk:

http://thechronicleherald.ca/NovaScotian/1129605.html

Ah. Never heard of him.

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2009-06-28, 10:33 PM #30

genk

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I'm in the middle of watching one of his pitches, this one for Dualsaw

it looks pretty awesome

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2009-06-29, 1:01 AM #31

Darth_Alran

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NO! dammit! i used to watch his infomercials all the time at night when i couldnt sleep!:(

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