A friend of mine (and when I say a friend of mine I truly mean that and am not referring to myself) has pursued a new course of action in the quest for sexual gratification. He has thus made an ad on Craigslist, posting his wang and stating that he is a 19 year old in search of Cougars/Milfs, and is apparently traveling to a nearby city on Friday to hook up with an older woman. They've exchanged pictures and are meeting in a public place to begin the evening.
The woman who he is meeting is 25. He has also started talking to a 39 year old (a true cougar). However, he shocked me further when he asked me "how old is too old?" and what my opinions were on GILFs. My concern (beyond the obvious of STDs/STIs/raped/robbed/killed) is that this behavior will continue into a downward spiral until he becomes a bottom feeder. I hypothesis that his behavior will continue along this path shown in the diagram below.
Look for girlfriend-> Pick up chicks in bars -> search for casual hookups -> hook up with highschoolers via myspace -> Post wang on craigslist (current stage) -> sleep with 39 year old -> sleep with 55 year old -> cruising retirement homes
As Friedrich Nietzsche said "He who fights with monsters should see to it that he does not himself become a monster", or more relevantly "He who searches Craiglist for older partners should see to it that he himself does not become an older man looking for young partners on Craiglist".
So Massassi, is my friend in danger of continuing a downward trend into darkness? Can Craiglist actually work? And just how old is too old for a 19 year old?
The woman who he is meeting is 25. He has also started talking to a 39 year old (a true cougar). However, he shocked me further when he asked me "how old is too old?" and what my opinions were on GILFs. My concern (beyond the obvious of STDs/STIs/raped/robbed/killed) is that this behavior will continue into a downward spiral until he becomes a bottom feeder. I hypothesis that his behavior will continue along this path shown in the diagram below.
Look for girlfriend-> Pick up chicks in bars -> search for casual hookups -> hook up with highschoolers via myspace -> Post wang on craigslist (current stage) -> sleep with 39 year old -> sleep with 55 year old -> cruising retirement homes
As Friedrich Nietzsche said "He who fights with monsters should see to it that he does not himself become a monster", or more relevantly "He who searches Craiglist for older partners should see to it that he himself does not become an older man looking for young partners on Craiglist".
So Massassi, is my friend in danger of continuing a downward trend into darkness? Can Craiglist actually work? And just how old is too old for a 19 year old?
It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.
Originally Posted by FastGamerr
