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Stupid Life
2009-07-01, 8:41 PM #1
So what's worth doing these days? I'm bored. Haven't had in fun since like, 11th grade or something. :colbert:
2009-07-01, 9:55 PM #2
HAVE SEX
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2009-07-01, 9:57 PM #3
you should suggest something that's actually feasable for him.
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2009-07-01, 10:08 PM #4
GRAB LOTION
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2009-07-01, 10:09 PM #5
You should play baseball.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2009-07-01, 10:10 PM #6
I thought we already established it wasn't feasible for him to get to any bases...
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2009-07-01, 10:22 PM #7
get a job, learn a hobby, meet new people, get drunk
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2009-07-01, 10:39 PM #8
just live the dream
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2009-07-02, 11:53 AM #9
Sounds like you need to get laid.
\(='_'=)/
2009-07-02, 11:58 AM #10
Read books by Jasper Fforde.
2009-07-02, 12:02 PM #11
Dude, volunteering at a soup kitchen is EPIC. So much stuff goes down there, I can't even talk about it.
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2009-07-02, 12:06 PM #12
PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT lollol
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2009-07-02, 12:07 PM #13
lawlawl
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2009-07-02, 12:18 PM #14
join the freemasons :ninja:
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2009-07-02, 12:25 PM #15
First 3 posts win the thread.
2009-07-02, 12:31 PM #16
Start a facebook group about some completely mundane and uninteresting topic (like "People who like to wear multicoloured socks") and spend an inordinate amount of time maintaining it for no reason.

Steal vinegar packets from fast food restaurants until you have enough to fill a kiddy pool, then see if you can get people to sit in it. Take video.

Using only toothpicks and marshmallows, build an exact scale model of the Eiffel tower.

Read the Harry Potter series, except upside-down and backwards.

Write, direct, film, and voice a feature-length film done entirely in stop-motion with stuffed animals and action figures.

Those are my ideas.
Stuff
2009-07-02, 12:58 PM #17
Go to the gym, fatty.
2009-07-02, 1:23 PM #18
Learn to skate, play hockey. Get a gym membership and work out. Join co-ed or rec team for the sport of your choice in your area. Learn to golf/play tennis reasonably well so that you have something to do with pretty much anyone later in life.

Learn to program, make a cool mobile or web app. Maintain/improve said app.

Learn to play a musical instrument. Join a band, or record some songs and post them on youtube.

Make friends - try to do what they find interesting.

Download/watch TV/movies from the interwebs.

Learn to cook, make some seriously tasty dishes.
2009-07-02, 1:41 PM #19
Learn about Elton John.
nope.
2009-07-02, 1:43 PM #20
Just toss off more.
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2009-07-02, 1:49 PM #21
How old are you? When I got out of the AF I decided I was bored so I bought a boat and have been happily wakeboarding ever since.
2009-07-02, 2:04 PM #22
+1 for learn to cook. It's AWESOME.
2009-07-02, 2:08 PM #23
+2.
nope.
2009-07-02, 2:46 PM #24
+3

2009-07-02, 3:16 PM #25
Cooking is totally boring. Yeah, I'm going to sit in my house all day long chopping vegetables and marinating and crap when instead I could be out on a lake being towed by a monster V8.
2009-07-02, 3:20 PM #26
We should enforce the rule of "All "My Life Sucks" Posts must have the OP compare his life to that of a starving African child who had his parents raped and killed infront of him"
2009-07-02, 3:48 PM #27
Yes, if you live in a first-world country YOU MUST BE HAPPY ALL THE TIME; TO BE UNHAPPY WOULD BE LIKE SPITTING IN THE FACE OF STARVING AFRICAN CHILDREN
Stuff
2009-07-02, 3:50 PM #28
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
We should enforce the rule of "All "My Life Sucks" Posts must have the OP compare his life to that of a starving African child who had his parents raped and killed infront of him"

We'll get right on that, Bono.
nope.
2009-07-02, 5:54 PM #29
Make some friends. Then you don't have to ask the internet what to do for fun; you can ask people who actually know you.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2009-07-02, 5:56 PM #30
Camping.
? :)
2009-07-02, 6:05 PM #31
buy a gun
guns make you feel better about yourself
especially if your wang isnt like a bazooka

2009-07-02, 6:47 PM #32
Originally posted by kyle90:
Yes, if you live in a first-world country YOU MUST BE HAPPY ALL THE TIME; TO BE UNHAPPY WOULD BE LIKE SPITTING IN THE FACE OF STARVING AFRICAN CHILDREN

No, we all have our own problems. A little perspective is all.
2009-07-02, 8:19 PM #33
Men cooking is just another passageway to sex. I would say do what someone else said: "Live the dream." whatever it may be.
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2009-07-02, 9:29 PM #34
smoke marijuana
Peace is a lie
There is only passion
Through passion I gain strength
Through strength I gain power
Through power I gain victory
Through victory my chains are broken
The Force shall set me free
2009-07-02, 10:01 PM #35
Rock and roll all night, and party every day.
2009-07-03, 12:11 AM #36
Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:
Men cooking is just another passageway to sex. I would say do what someone else said: "Live the dream." whatever it may be.


That is just one of the reasons that cooking is cool.

Oh and Bri, as much as I have more disposable income than a lot of my friends, even I can't afford to go wakeboarding regularly :(
2009-07-03, 4:32 AM #37
Originally posted by Anakin9012:
Rock and roll all night, and part of every day.

Fixed. :ninja:
nope.
2009-07-03, 6:17 AM #38
Canoeing &/or Kayaking.
? :)
2009-07-03, 6:28 AM #39
Originally posted by Mentat:
Canoeing &/or Kayaking.


This

Kayaking is awesome.

I've reached the stage where I adventure in rapids. Its a blast.
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2009-07-03, 6:34 AM #40
Paintball, providing you gots the money for paint.

Skydiving's a blast, too.
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