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I am now a productive member of society.

2009-07-02, 3:22 PM #1

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

I start work at Superstore Canada (Canadian Walmart) monday, I'm so glad I finally got a job.

Post your first job.

2009-07-02, 3:28 PM #2

MrRavenX

w00t indeed!

Posts: 461

17. KFC deliveryman. Crashed my car 5 days later (not while working). They offered me a job in the kitchen, I said 'heck no' to that and quit.

Lyrics are highly overrated.

2009-07-02, 3:32 PM #3

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Customer service in a soft furnishings shop.

That's not including paper rounds when I was about 12.

nope.

2009-07-02, 3:38 PM #4

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

male prostitute

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-07-02, 3:44 PM #5

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Worked at the local library when I was 16

Stuff

2009-07-02, 3:53 PM #6

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

You'll need to serve in the military before you gain the status of citizen though, tibby.

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2009-07-02, 3:56 PM #7

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

2009-07-02, 4:17 PM #8

sum1givusaname

Registered User

Posts: 615

I used to referee local junior football games on the weekend, dealing with parents who were adamant i could send their son off even though they just ran someone through was hellish, i've stopped doing that now!

2009-07-02, 4:20 PM #9

Connection Problem

He broke your intarwebs.

Posts: 2,137

grocery store as soon as I turned 15

For the most part, an extremely ****ty job, but at the same time there were a lot of real characters working there, and there were many laughs/food fights/slacker moments to be had while raking in a decent amount of cash.

2009-07-02, 4:41 PM #10

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

I'm still working at my first job which is at a marketing company

I got a bonus today too
Yayy

一个大西瓜

2009-07-02, 4:42 PM #11

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

Posts: 1,440

if you count my dads assistant where i didnt get paid then that, otherwise cashier at Tony's Finer Foods. local chicagoland grocery store.

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2009-07-02, 4:47 PM #12

BobTheMasher

Of what, we don't want to know.y

Posts: 4,243

septic cleaning and portable toilet renting company. Pumping out septic tanks, pumping and cleaning portable toilets, loading and unloading them on to trailers, and delivering them all around NE Oklahoma and SE Kansas. It sounds like it sucks, but it was kind of awesome.

Warhead[97]

2009-07-02, 4:48 PM #13

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Glorified Turd-Burglar.

nope.

2009-07-02, 4:54 PM #14

roxima

Former Mexican Red Dish

Posts: 2,074

Health Clinic/Farmers' Market in a small town when I was around 16.

"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

2009-07-02, 4:55 PM #15

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

Computer Forensic Investigator, Best Buy Co. Inc.

-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

2009-07-02, 5:03 PM #16

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

Seriously that's your title?
What do you actually do?

2009-07-02, 5:24 PM #17

BobTheMasher

Of what, we don't want to know.y

Posts: 4,243

Originally posted by Baconfish:

Glorified Turd-Burglar.

Glorified is right. The ladies loved it.

Warhead[97]

2009-07-02, 5:32 PM #18

Tank

Registered User

Posts: 1,176

Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:

Seriously that's your title?
What do you actually do?

http://tinyurl.com/njuw33

2009-07-02, 5:33 PM #19

LividDK

One Angry Monkey

Posts: 3,413

I was a Sales Order Processor for Sayers the Bakers.

2009-07-02, 5:50 PM #20

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

I mow a church once a week, it's not much but it's extra cash for the summer.

I had a blog. It sucked.

2009-07-02, 5:55 PM #21

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

Posts: 4,773

Never had a job.

At least, a job that was more regular than four consecutive Sundays three times a year.

Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.

2009-07-02, 6:16 PM #22

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

Posts: 1,440

Originally posted by Yecti:

Computer Forensic Investigator, Best Buy Co. Inc.

geek squad? i lost my geek squad shirt when i moved to cali...i think my mom stole it.

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2009-07-02, 6:18 PM #23

Dash_rendar

Xizor's Drinking Buddy

Posts: 2,867

Local independent grocery store that's since closed.

2009-07-02, 6:37 PM #24

Jon`C

Admiral of Awesome

Posts: 18,626

Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:

I mow down a church once a week, it's not much but it's extra cash for the summer.

2009-07-02, 6:42 PM #25

Bobbert

The Super-Spy That Wasn't

Posts: 3,248

I was a summer janitor at an elementary school. We basically cleaned the entire building and kept the grounds looking nice.

"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."

2009-07-02, 6:46 PM #26

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

Originally posted by TheNewKid:

http://tinyurl.com/njuw33

You don't type question into a search engine.
Also that has nothing to do with what I asked, look at the results next time

2009-07-02, 6:49 PM #27

SiliconC

I'm a man, babyr

Posts: 2,671

Originally posted by MrRavenX:

17. KFC deliveryman.

KFC has delivery drivers? :confused:

Anyway, 15. Hauling bricks for an insane German immigrant named Hans.

2009-07-02, 7:03 PM #28

BobTheMasher

Of what, we don't want to know.y

Posts: 4,243

Originally posted by Jon`C:

(Mexican gang drive-bys, I have to assume)

Warhead[97]

2009-07-02, 7:13 PM #29

Cloud

Big, White, and PuffyY

Posts: 2,965

I was a tutor, but I never really consider that a real job as oppose to the one now, Booz Allen Hamilton.

2009-07-02, 7:23 PM #30

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

Originally posted by Jon`C:

:downs:

I had a blog. It sucked.

2009-07-02, 7:28 PM #31

MrRavenX

w00t indeed!

Posts: 461

Originally posted by SiliconC:

KFC has delivery drivers? :confused:

Anyway, 15. Hauling bricks for an insane German immigrant named Hans.

Yeah, I don't think they do that anymore... course, I'm the wrong person to ask. I hate KFC :gonk:

Lyrics are highly overrated.

2009-07-02, 7:30 PM #32

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

Originally posted by SiliconC:

KFC has delivery drivers? :confused:

Anyway, 15. Hauling bricks for an insane German immigrant named Hans.

[http://www.foroswebgratis.com/imagenes_foros/6/5/4/7/4/301776DIE%20HARD%20Hans%20Gruber%20handsome.jpg]

2009-07-02, 7:33 PM #33

Onimusha

Yo bro!

Posts: 2,295

Originally posted by TheNewKid:

http://tinyurl.com/njuw33

Thats the second auto-google post you've failed in a week.

"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn

2009-07-02, 7:49 PM #34

TheCarpKing

Registered ~~User~~ Sex Offender

Posts: 1,044

Originally posted by SiliconC:

...insane German immigrant named Hans.

Is there any other kind?

Worked at a fireworks stand run by my cousins.

Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?

2009-07-03, 12:14 AM #35

Martyn

The Daddy

Posts: 9,001

I worked in a High Street clothes shop from the age of 16. My boss was the gayest man I have ever met but also the sweetest bloke and one of the best bosses I've ever had. In fact, when he left and moved to a different shop, I moved with him.

No homo.

2009-07-03, 12:48 AM #36

Tank

Registered User

Posts: 1,176

i wish i had a job
boring summer is boring

2009-07-03, 12:55 AM #37

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

Then go apply, I applied at 16 different places.

2009-07-03, 1:34 AM #38

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

Posts: 8,352

My first job was as a cashier at Toys R Us at 16. I am no longer a Toys R Us kid.

The Plothole: a home for amateur, inclusive, collaborative stories
http://forums.theplothole.net

2009-07-03, 1:46 AM #39

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Pretty sure you have to be working a job that produces more value than's put in (that is, your own wages) before you can actually claim to be productive.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2009-07-03, 1:59 AM #40

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

It uhh, it does?