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I'm growing a garden...
2009-07-03, 3:22 PM #1
A HORNY GOAT WEED GARDEN! :cool: A friend of mine has a big backyard with fertile soil. He wants to make some horny goat weed tea, and sell it as a food supplement. He might also combine some ginseng with the mix, but I doubt you can grow ginseng down here, so he'll proably just buy it and add it in.

So we've ran int a problem. We have NO idea, where to get seeds for this, and from what I've been reading there are different types of epimedium grandiflorum, that grow in different climates. We need seeds for a semi arid area.

Yet another crazy scheme, but this one sounds fun! ;P

Hehehe, oh and tomorrow I'll be realeasing my video game review of Jedi Knight.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2009-07-03, 3:32 PM #2
WTF are you talking about
2009-07-03, 3:32 PM #3
You guys are going to get so rich
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2009-07-03, 3:39 PM #4
Toxx clause the last part please.
2009-07-03, 3:40 PM #5
Why grow it outside when you can plant your seeds in JM's front room?
nope.
2009-07-03, 3:45 PM #6
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Hehehe, oh and tomorrow I'll be realeasing my video game review of Jedi Knight.


Yes, this game needs another review. It's only 12 years old or so.

As far as the seeds, I have no idea where to buy seeds that begin with the words "horny goat".
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2009-07-03, 3:57 PM #7
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Hehehe, oh and tomorrow I'll be realeasing my video game review of Jedi Knight.


Oh, good! You're only some 12 years late!
幻術
2009-07-03, 4:21 PM #8
Don't stop him, this is the first real thing he has done so far.
2009-07-03, 5:35 PM #9
Originally posted by Koobie:
Oh, good! You're only some 12 years late!


Its called RETRO game reviewing. Since I wanted to start doing video game reviews, I figured I'd start with a game I like alot.
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2009-07-03, 5:56 PM #10
Does horny goat weed = marijuana?

Anyway, I've seen packets of the horny goat stuff in gas stations. Is it an aphrodisiac or just an herbal supplement?
It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.
2009-07-03, 6:01 PM #11
Originally posted by UltimatePotato:
Does horny goat weed = marijuana?

Anyway, I've seen packets of the horny goat stuff in gas stations. Is it an aphrodisiac or just an herbal supplement?


Apohrodisiac.

Actually we aren't really looking to just make horny goat weed tea, as by it self it takes a while to actually have an effect. Were looking for the ingredients of some other tea, that was used for all kinds of things. One of the side effects of this tea was erection in 40 minutes ha (I bet this was the only reason it sold). If we could get the list of ingredients of it, we could probably make our own for a lot cheaper and sell it.

I can't recall the name of the tea, all I remember is that the box was red and white. Can anyone tell me whats the name?
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2009-07-03, 6:07 PM #12
Mexico has a drug war right now and you are trying to sell drugs?
2009-07-03, 6:10 PM #13
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
Mexico has a drug war right now and you are trying to sell drugs?


Its not a drug, its a herbal supplemet. Totally legal. Do some googling please.
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2009-07-03, 6:10 PM #14
Well, alright then. Still sounds sketchy selling boner enhancers to creeps.
2009-07-03, 6:28 PM #15
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
Well, alright then. Still sounds sketchy selling boner enhancers to creeps.


Well its also good for kidney, liver and back problems. Also regulates hormones. Plus if I throw in some Ginseng and Gingko Globa it should be more than just a boner enhancer. Also women can take it.
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2009-07-03, 6:48 PM #16
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Gingko Globa


heeeeeeeeeh
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2009-07-03, 7:09 PM #17
Originally posted by llibja:
heeeeeeeeeh


ginkgo biloba, sorry...
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2009-07-03, 7:12 PM #18
:carl:
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2009-07-03, 7:22 PM #19
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
ginkgo biloba, sorry...


good luck with your boner tea
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2009-07-03, 7:35 PM #20
Yeah, I got nothing.
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2009-07-03, 8:05 PM #21
this is ****ing hilarious

2009-07-03, 8:15 PM #22
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Its called RETRO game reviewing. Since I wanted to start doing video game reviews, I figured I'd start with a game I like alot.


i can see where you are going... sometimes it's actually interesting to see what someone says after going back to an older game years later
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-07-03, 8:56 PM #23
Can I write a review about SF_Gold??


pretty please?
A dream is beautiful because it remains a dream.
2009-07-03, 9:28 PM #24
[http://i42.tinypic.com/2iqekb5.jpg]
Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?
2009-07-03, 9:30 PM #25
This makes me want to see Yahtzee or AVGN review old PC games from the JK era and earlier. But alas the former reviews MODERN games and the latter reviews CONSOLE games and only bad ones usually.

Originally posted by llibja:
You guys are going to get so rich


Best post of this thread, easily. The thread could just have Gold's opening post, llibja's post, and then be closed and it would be a winner. :awesome:

2009-07-04, 8:29 AM #26
Yahtzee has reviewed a few old games, like Thief.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2009-07-04, 9:43 AM #27
Which means if SF wants to be a success he MUST do that D-:
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2009-07-04, 10:27 AM #28
I didn't just validate his JK review, did I? :omg:

I guess I am sorta curious to see/hear/read it.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2009-07-04, 10:31 AM #29
Where's the video?
2009-07-04, 10:34 AM #30
Another thread gone Gold.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-07-04, 2:26 PM #31
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
Where's the video?


I'm still not finished, I had some problems with my microphone but its fixed now. Should be out in about 12 hours. Or so, if you take into account that I have to record some dialogue, and extract some of the cutscenes.

The video game review not only reviews the JK but it also talks about MOTS and the levels, mods etc etc.

I should get it finished tonight. Right now I'm just taking ingame videos.
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2009-07-04, 2:41 PM #32
can you please send me some boner tea?

for my boner
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-07-04, 2:43 PM #33
If it's not out by monday I will have lost all hope.
2009-07-04, 3:10 PM #34
He doesn't even have seeds yet...
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2009-07-04, 3:34 PM #35
Originally posted by Oxyonagon:
He doesn't even have seeds yet...


Should be ordering them next week from the states. I also have no idea how long these things take to grow.
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2009-07-04, 3:57 PM #36
Maybe you should do your research.
2009-07-04, 4:50 PM #37
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
Maybe you should do your research.


I'm too lazy, that's the other guy's job. I'm busy working on the video anyways.

So it should be out tomorrow morning.
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2009-07-04, 5:42 PM #38
I can think of a lot of better ways to get a boner.

The best of which don't involve the word "goat" at all.
Warhead[97]
2009-07-04, 6:56 PM #39
Hey, just because you prefer donkeys doesn't mean you get to put goats down.
2009-07-04, 7:09 PM #40
I'm just sayin': Don't limit yourself to goat-related boners.
Warhead[97]
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