I'm going out, because I deserve to go out.
And I'm going to get drunk, because I deserve to get drunk.

Oh and its my birthday.

Post the video while drunk.

Yeah most people have their birthdays when their age changes.

Make the video while drunk.

I like this. It'll be Drunk Gaming History!

The video will just have to wait.

Well, hell, I didn't know Gold was so close to my age. I turned 19 a week and a half ago.

**** you fags.. I turned 19 a month ago.

I refuse to believe that gold is the same age as I am.

Harpy Birdday!

this!

ITT: youngins

Present.

And yet Zloc_Vergo was more mature and intelligent than you will ever be only at the age of 11.

Hooray for Zloc! Even though it's not birthday!

I'm kind of surprised on how many people I'm older than...

I know what you mean, Tony. I turned 24 the other day.

happy belated birthday!

I'll have rough touch with you

You mean I'm 11 now? I didn't even know I was in the double digits. I still thought I was 9.

Well, I think you were about 11 in 2003 or so but my memory occasionally makes mistakes.

And if not, you were still smarter than him back then. Jubilations!

I was smarter than a lot of people when I was 11. And if you asked me when I was 11, I was "more mature." I was probably "more mature" when I was 11 than I am now too.

I'm thinking of taking back that statement now.

That was from the perspective of an eleven year old. A bit of eleven year old Zloc, brought back for those who missed it.

No matter how smart you are as an 11 year old, you're still either a *** or a douche due to being 11.

I feel marginally older

When I was 11, people told me I was alot smarter than people my age. I have a theory as to why many of us are told these things.

Its not that we are smarter than everyone, its that on a general basis, the majority of the population has got A LOT dumber. I try to talk with someone, and the only subjects they know is music. Names and stuff like that. I obviously don't pay attention to the music industry. I don't watch much TV either (I know its weird but the TV bores me 90% of the time. Bad programming).

Now a days, people don't feel I'm smarter than my age. They think I act my age.

Anyhow, I want to say something, why the way I am. This is mein kampf!

I cannot live like the rest of the people. I've tried it, and I hate it. The idea of having an ordinary life, where you work 8 hours everyday, barely meet your bills and save a little money so that in july you can spend a week in some **** town with family.

THIS VERY IDEA MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT! UGH.

I'd rather kill myself than live like that.

I really detest how my father lives his life. I hate it because I have to live like him. In over 8 years, I have not gone on vacation. I haven't fished in 11 years. I haven't gone to a beach in so long, I can't remember it. Ugh!

I really hate it. I think I somehow hate my father. He refuses to move to another city. He can hardly walk anymore and refuses to see a doctor, EVEN WHEN A FRIEND OF THE FAMILY, A DOCTOR OFFERED HIM A FREE CHECKUP AND FREE X RAYS, he still refused. He doesn't like me going out at all. When ever I go out with my friends, he calls me ENDLESSLY all night, and fakes that he is having pains or someone is trying to break into the house so I'll come home. In fact he is pissed off at me because I'm celebrating my birthday, and this the real first time I celebrate a birthday of mine. I hate the fact that for my dad there is no other life but religion, and work. Going out once a week, it too many times. Once a month is barely acceptable to him.

I DO HATE HIM. I hate having to live a **** life because my father is a man resigned to die and doesn't really care that much about others.

Ugh!
I needed to vent this some place where it won't get me kicked out of my house.

i think i just got dumber from reading that :downs:

I've never seen someone de-rail their own post before.

zloc are you going to buy a glock

The Massassi Temple: Now your psychiatrist!

I think they should write a House episode about people with conditions which cause them to air out their personal business online to others, on the strangest of websites.

Because every 11-year-old boy is told he's special (even when he's not.)

No they haven't. I'm reasonably certain that a modern human is, for example, much more intelligent than a Middle English serf. The top 2% of high school graduates understand enough about nuclear physics to construct a nuclear weapon with the proper materials, compared to 0% 50 years ago. The dumbest people are no less functional in their own capacity, although this is being skewed a bit by the influx of illiterate foreigners occupying their traditional roles.

What do you think normal people should talk about? What do you think they talked about 50 years ago? 500? 5000? Here's a hint: people. Their neighbors. How poorly-behaved children are these days. The influential. The wealthy.

The difference between a scholar and a regular person is that they are interested in subjects beyond than the mundane. The fact that you can't handle the mundane just means that you lie somewhere in the autistic spectrum.

All things being equal: on this forum you are ridiculously below the curve.

Not touching this one.

Doing work in exchange for goods and services is stupid. It's much smarter to do no work and also have no goods and no services.

...haven't finished high school in 5 years....

Now if only it would get you kicked out of here,....

*watches to see what happens next*

Ok... so leaching off of other people for your get rich quick schemes (which, thusfar have been unsuccessful in the fact that they net little to no profit) is a better alternative...

...

...kay

To simplify:

wacky schemes > > real job

Drunk posting ftw!

Oh god you revived it, now it is doomed to walk the forums as a zombie
A ZOMBIE THREAD.
In theaters this october.. THE 31ST

You are all too young.

/get off my grass etc.

He's like our own little mexican sitcom!

18 more days for me.

'Cept I don't feel like getting drunk.