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2012: It's a DISASTER!

2009-07-06, 11:07 PM #1

Tibby

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Just goes to show anything is good when viewed right.

2009-07-06, 11:18 PM #2

Michael MacFarlane

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i can't handle all that destruction

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2009-07-07, 1:00 AM #3

DrkJedi82

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i want to see the movie because you know what... it is going to be disaster porn

full on "**** everything up" disaster

but i'm not paying to see it...

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-07-07, 1:15 AM #4

JediNeo

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That seems a little far fetched... where do I line up

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2009-07-07, 5:24 AM #5

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Flying Bently!

Honestly, what is this? I'll see anything with Quincy Jones-esque percussion in the trailer.

nope.

2009-07-07, 7:54 AM #6

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

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If the trailer taught me anything, its that small aircraft can always avoid the apocalypse while every other form of transportation (save a RV) is doomed.

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2009-07-07, 8:54 AM #7

DrkJedi82

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Originally posted by Baconfish:

Flying Bently!

Honestly, what is this? I'll see anything with Quincy Jones-esque percussion in the trailer.

i get a strong feeling this isn't the official trailer... the official trailer takes a more serious tone

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-07-07, 10:01 AM #8

Michael MacFarlane

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The real trailer:

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2009-07-07, 12:33 PM #9

Tibby

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In taking a serious tone, it looks completely retarded.
I can't wait untill 2012, all these idiots are going to be hoarding like it's Y2K again.

2009-07-07, 1:13 PM #10

Ford

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well hell, this looks like my kind of action adventure flick. i will enjoy it probably.

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2009-07-07, 1:35 PM #11

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Looks awesome.

2009-07-07, 2:42 PM #12

Baconfish

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Originally posted by DrkJedi82:

i get a strong feeling this isn't the official trailer... the official trailer takes a more serious tone

I got that, but I don't even know what film its meant to be.

nope.

2009-07-07, 3:09 PM #13

Uberslug

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mmm disaster porn

I can't handle all that disaster

2009-07-07, 3:17 PM #14

Ruthven

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2009-07-07, 3:34 PM #15

Detty

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This is exactly the kind of film I'm looking for.

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2009-07-07, 4:14 PM #16

zanardi

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lol what could this movie be about

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2009-07-07, 5:46 PM #17

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Let me guess, it's Noah's Ark 2.0?

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2009-07-07, 5:49 PM #18

Tibby

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Noah's Ark IN SPACE [/SIZE]

2009-07-07, 6:13 PM #19

BobTheMasher

Of what, we don't want to know.y

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I don't like any movie where I can't spend the whole time going "i'd just shoot him. Movie over."
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2009-07-07, 6:21 PM #20

Detty

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You can shoot disasters, in the face. If you can't, you're not trying hard enough.

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2009-07-08, 12:20 AM #21

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In 2012, the planets will align which will cause the Earth's poles to reverse -- which will consequentially cause your rectum to explode.

2009-07-08, 12:37 AM #22

Tibby

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Just to be sure, the first part is sarcasm too right? I know tons of people that believe that crap.

2009-07-08, 12:46 AM #23

DrkJedi82

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in 2012 i'm going to laugh when NOTHING HAPPENS

then when the aliens attack in 2013 i'll laugh even harder

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-07-08, 1:10 AM #24

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Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:

In taking a serious tone, it looks completely retarded.
I can't wait untill 2012, all these idiots are going to be hoarding like it's Y2K again.

so, it would be a good idea to invest in things like oil futures and in ammunition and firearms company shares, and sell them on end of trading on december 20th. >.> <.<

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2009-07-08, 1:29 AM #25

Tibby

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Yes, infact I think i'll start doing that.

2009-07-08, 4:19 AM #26

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December 21st 2012 is the date when Jepism will rule the world.

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