I have been running into this situation lately: I need to go to the bathroom, so I calmly walk there. During this time, I have no urgent need to relieve myself. As soon as I enter the bathroom, however, and see a urinal, my "need-to-pee" meter goes through the roof and it is the hardest thing in the world to hold in my pee while trying to unzip my pants -- as if I had been needing to urinate for hours but couldn't find a bathroom.

Have you ever experienced a situation like this?

Edit: unstiflable is not a word, can an admin change that to irrepressible or something

I have it happen occasionally. There's been a few close calls.

But as Billy Madison said, peein in yo pants is the cooooolest

Does anyone else get an erection and a desire for sodomy that can only be sated with sodomy when entering a men's bathroom?

maybe a gay man stat, but im sure gay man has ethics and standard moral behavior

No i have a shy bladder

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

This.

Nope.

On the other hand

I can't piss if anyone else is in the bathroom. Period.

i can only piss if someone else is in the bathroom

This happens to me ALL the time.

I've developed several different "Pee dances."

I hope to god thats different from a rain dance.

lol

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

i can hear the weather man now...

"Today it will be mostly cloudy with a 10% chance of mid-afternoon golden showers"