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☖ Forums → Discussion Forum → What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
2009-07-13, 2:08 PM #1
dr. dre :awesome:
Think while it's still legal.
2009-07-13, 2:15 PM #2
WELCOME TO BACONFISH JOKES 2008 EDITION.

http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?t=54268&highlight=snoop#post1005214

Yes, I just old newz'd your joke. :P
nope.
2009-07-13, 2:16 PM #3
i hear michael jackson died of a stroke when he learned 'boyz 2 men' wasn't a delivery service. :awesome:
Think while it's still legal.
2009-07-13, 2:20 PM #4
No it was when he tripped over a child's pram. Police say it's still too early to blame it on the buggie.
nope.
2009-07-13, 2:30 PM #5
I don't get that one, what's a pram?
2009-07-13, 2:31 PM #6
it was food poisoning, he ate too many 10 year old weiners

[/oldjoke]
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-07-13, 2:32 PM #7
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
I don't get that one, what's a pram?

[http://eviluncle.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/inglesina_classica_pram_marina.jpg]

Why does snoop always carry a jacket?

Fo' Drizzle.
nope.
2009-07-13, 2:34 PM #8
it's umbrella not jacket
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-07-13, 2:53 PM #9
What rhymes with shoes and often gives you the blues?
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2009-07-13, 6:42 PM #10
booze?
Peace is a lie
There is only passion
Through passion I gain strength
Through strength I gain power
Through power I gain victory
Through victory my chains are broken
The Force shall set me free
2009-07-14, 12:12 AM #11
What's red and smells like blue paint?


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Red paint!
My Parkour blog
My Twitter. Follow me!
2009-07-14, 12:25 AM #12
Why do birds fly south for the winter?



Because it's too far to walk!
2009-07-14, 12:26 AM #13
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for the Fresh Prints
2009-07-14, 12:27 AM #14
So a baby seal walked into a club one time....
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-07-14, 4:16 AM #15
This joke thread is not funny. :(
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-07-14, 4:19 AM #16
A poor lady was in an accident one day and sadly had to have both her arms and her legs amputated. One day while at the beach, she sees this sexy hunk of a man walk by. She smiles at him and he smiles back.

She calls to him, "I've always dreamed to be f*cked by a guy like you!"

His smile only widdens as he comes closer and takes her in his arms.

Suddenly he turns and throws her into the sea.

"Now, you're f*cked."
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-07-14, 8:24 AM #17
Little Nancy was digging a hole in the back garden of her house. Her neighbour sees this over the fence and asks, "What are you doing?"

Nancy replies, "My goldfish died today and I'm burying him."

The neighbour says, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish."

Nancy replies, "That's because he's inside your ****ing cat."

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