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Do you wash your pubic hair with shampoo?

2009-07-13, 6:06 PM #1

Tank

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Y/N

2009-07-13, 6:17 PM #2

Krokodile

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I have yet to develop pubic hair.

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2009-07-13, 6:19 PM #3

Ruthven

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I have yet to develop pubic lice

I dont have a snail trail anymore, i have a snail splat

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2009-07-13, 6:29 PM #4

Emon

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****ing christ MZZT, you don't use soap? I pity the girl that you probably someday won't meet that tries to go down on you but gags instead.

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2009-07-13, 6:41 PM #5

The_Lost_One

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shampoo and soap aren't the same thing. guess i should've chose option 2.

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2009-07-13, 6:45 PM #6

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Aren't you supposed to shampoo it?

2009-07-13, 6:57 PM #7

Tank

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well not really, but i like to

2009-07-13, 7:34 PM #8

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So what do you wash it with, then? Soap? And dry out your skin?

That is not a good place to have dry skin.

2009-07-13, 7:54 PM #9

Tibby

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SMELLSHOCK

2009-07-13, 7:55 PM #10

DrkJedi82

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i wonder how the female -ians will vote

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-07-13, 7:55 PM #11

Flirbnic

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Shampoo dries out your skin more than soap.

I'm just a little boy.

2009-07-13, 8:04 PM #12

Emon

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Flirbnic's right. Shampoo is very "soapy" in that it has a lot of cleansers and surfactants in it to help remove oil buildup in hair. Ironically bar soap does a much better job of that...

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2009-07-13, 9:00 PM #13

JLee

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I used bar soap for everything last week because I didn't pack shampoo. Short hair FTW.

woot!

2009-07-13, 9:03 PM #14

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Get better shampoo.

2009-07-13, 9:54 PM #15

Freelancer

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wtf you people are weird.

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2009-07-13, 10:02 PM #16

Tank

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shut up peelancer

edit: ok nvm that was mean

2009-07-13, 10:14 PM #17

Yecti

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I voted in this thread before I made my new decree. Thus I can post about my unit area in it without banning TheNewKid.

I have always and will always shave my pubic region clean. Hair is gross, mmkay. I don't like it on a girl, and I return that favor.

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2009-07-13, 10:17 PM #18

Tibby

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What about *** hair?
(also who remembers that story about the guy who shaved his?)

2009-07-13, 10:35 PM #19

Emon

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Originally posted by Freelancer:

wtf you people are weird.

You don't wash your pubes and we are weird??

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2009-07-13, 10:42 PM #20

Zell

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Originally posted by Yecti:

I'm on that boat. As a girl friend once said, "who wants to floss with pubes?" :psyduck:

DO NOT WANT.

2009-07-13, 10:43 PM #21

Michael MacFarlane

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This thread sucks even more than I thought it possibly could.

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2009-07-14, 1:47 AM #22

Avenger

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Soap.

Pissed Off?

2009-07-14, 2:33 AM #23

Jon`C

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I use soap.

This poll is retarded as ****.

2009-07-14, 3:02 AM #24

Baconfish

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Originally posted by JM:

Get better shampoo.

No, Emon and Flirb are right.

Theres a reason that someone invented conditioner.

nope.

2009-07-14, 4:25 AM #25

Jep

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Mine are trimmed and shampooed. If you clean out the shampoo properly there are no dangers of irritation or dry skin. Of course if your pubes are 3 inch long and curling all over, I can imagine its tough to wash it out properly.

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2009-07-14, 4:47 AM #26

Roger Spruce

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Those of you that shave bare will regret it later in life.

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2009-07-14, 4:52 AM #27

Jep

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Originally posted by Roger Spruce:

Those of you that shave bare will regret it later in life.

Shaving bare is a little over the top.

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2009-07-14, 5:09 AM #28

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Quote:

Theres a reason that someone invented conditioner.

...Conditioner doesn't do anything for your skin. Get anti-dandruff shampoo. No danger of drying out your skin; no destroying the hair using ordinary soap.

2009-07-14, 5:11 AM #29

Roger Spruce

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Originally posted by Jep:

Shaving bare is a little over the top.

I'm not disagreeing with you.

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2009-07-14, 5:12 AM #30

Baconfish

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Actually most of them do affect your scalp to an extent.

And anti-dandruff shampoos actually dry out my scalp cause me to have dandruff. :huh:

That's confused me for a while too.

nope.

2009-07-14, 5:34 AM #31

Jep

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Yea, Head'n'shoulders and other anti-dandruff crap actually causes me to have dandruff. On rare occasions where it didn't, when I stopped using it, it caused dandruff almost instantly.

Regular Herbal Essence (*moan*) shampoo works great for me and smells pretty good.

Even for pubes.

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2009-07-14, 6:41 AM #32

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What the ****

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2009-07-14, 6:45 AM #33

Jep

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Now now

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2009-07-14, 7:24 AM #34

Emon

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Originally posted by JM:

...Conditioner doesn't do anything for your skin. Get anti-dandruff shampoo. No danger of drying out your skin; no destroying the hair using ordinary soap.

Anti-dandruff shampoo can cause dry skin and even dandruff if overused. There's bar soap with the same active ingrediant, in higher concentration, for treating acne. I've used one called ZNP. Hair doesn't get "destroyed" easily. Most all of the information put out by shampoo companies about "healthy" hair, repairing hair and split ends is complete bogus. Hair is dead, it cannot heal.

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2009-07-14, 7:38 AM #35

JediKirby

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Body wash and water, but I also trim. When I've gone a time without trimming, I actually do use shampoo because it actually works really well and makes my Netherlands smell like gardens. However, I make sure to put plenty of lotion on after that, because as mentioned, dry nuts=jock itch or worst.

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2009-07-14, 8:16 AM #36

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Originally posted by Emon:

This man posts a valid point. :eng101:

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2009-07-14, 9:16 AM #37

Xzero

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Wow, the questions are just getting weirder and weirder, aren't they?

2009-07-14, 9:17 AM #38

Baconfish

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Most of them have been me and I've never actually specified what I'm talking about.

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nope.

2009-07-14, 9:26 AM #39

SiliconC

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There are far too many Massassians concerned with the state of my junk.

2009-07-14, 9:35 AM #40

Jon`C

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Originally posted by Emon:

Hair doesn't get "destroyed" easily. Most all of the information put out by shampoo companies about "healthy" hair, repairing hair and split ends is complete bogus. Hair is dead, it cannot heal.

Huh, you mean people who are highly-susceptible to advertising routinely engage in magical thinking?