I had... no idea that there was this much idiocy in the world. This website is one facepalm after another, but it's pretty amusing too. Some of the content might not be work safe (or mind safe if you don't want to lose faith in humanity).

http://www.lamebook.com

A few (g-rated) examples:









(And yes I found this on the SA Forums)

I, for one, welcome our new SA overlords.

Just found this one too:

That's right YOU like it.

Oh. My. God.

And I thought some of my younger family members were bad.

Hmm, reminds me of my favorite facebook exchange...

What's more lame, the guy that spent a few seconds writing a useless facebook status or the guy that spent a few hours creating a website about that guy?

The guy that spent a few hours creating a website is probably making money so, the guy that wrote the status.

Hahaha I just saw this on my feed

Paul took the Which Member of the House Subcommittee on Railroads Pipelines and Hazardous Materials are you? quiz and the result is You Are Eddie Bernice Johnson (D-TX)

You are the life of the party, no doubt! You are the first to show up (with Boone's in hand, of course!) and the last to go home. You like life in the carpool lane, and take no prisoners, unless under the strict provisions of the Geneva Convention!

Oh wow, I will be contributing to this site weekly. I wish I had been saving some of the GOLD I've seen so far on my friends' pages.

I've been frustrated with facebook. There's so much crap that I have to wade through, it's turning into a colossal waste of time.

But I have a plan.

I'm hiding updates from about 4/5 of my friends. That way we can still be friends, but I don't have to see any of the idiotic crap they post. And then what I am left with is updates from people I actually care about, and who make actual relevant updates.

I've only been hiding people for about 24 hours, and so far I'm already at 150 hidden, and Facebook is already five times more enjoyable.

I've got a greasemonkey script that hides those stupid quizzes, Pirates, Mafia, etc notices. Just adding that made it better.

WHAT GIVE ME A LINK NOW

I am continually astonished by the number of my acquaintances who can just sit there all day taking asinine quizzes on facebook. And they don't just take the quizzes, they comment on them, as if the results were at all noteworthy!

Why do people feel the need to congratulate themselves on being "Darth Vader" in the 458th "Which Star Wars Character are You?" quiz, especially when one of the questions was assuredly, "are you a fallen jedi who needz black armor to servive?" You're not being recognized for a major accomplishment, you're just flushing time down the toilet!

It'd be like if I was wasting time watching random You Tube videos of people's cats, only I was on TV, every important person in my life was watching, and suddenly I decide that self-congratulations are in order. Only worse.

I think over the past month or so I've already hid most of the quizzes around anyway. Took a while, and I still see the odd one (seriously, how many can there be?), but it's it's own reward.

FB Purity, removes the application crap.
And another script that removes stuff like sponsor ads

Oh I know someone on facebook who would be a perfect addition to this site...

I just submitted this, because- seriously.

This kind of **** makes me worry about my now 5-months old daughter's future on an entirely different level.

Um...how do you hide updates?

you just click the hide button

This.


Is what I do.

That made me laugh out loud in my Finance class just now and the professor stopped lecturing and looked at me, paused briefly, and went back to talking. Damn you, SAJN. :argh::D

I was in physics class once, and someone was in the back playing counterstrike on one of those servers that used the Unreal Tournament sound packs. At one point he accidentally hit the mute button on his laptop just in time for "GODLIKE!!!" to blast at full volume over his speakers. You could hear it throughout the whole auditorium. It was pretty funny.

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!