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Do you roleplay in bed?
2009-07-16, 8:55 AM #1
I just had a discussion about this with the folks over on the Second Life forums and I was curious as to how all of you felt.

Personally, I think it's a good way to bring spice back into the relationship if things have gotten stale. I understand it's not for everyone, but maybe more people should give it a try!
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2009-07-16, 8:57 AM #2
I prefer beating my wife at scrabble.

Scrabble Roleplay anyone?
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ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2009-07-16, 9:03 AM #3
Do whips count as roleplay?
2009-07-16, 9:08 AM #4
Are you black?
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2009-07-16, 9:13 AM #5
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Are you black?


Haha, wow...
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2009-07-16, 9:34 AM #6
I roleplay with her funbags.


Edit : Haha Kirbs. That got one roaring laugh from me. Thank god I'm alone in the office. XD
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-07-16, 9:51 AM #7
Yes my favorite role-play scenario is the one where the chick is a flight attendant and i'm a black guy.
:master::master::master:
2009-07-16, 10:06 AM #8
Mine is when I'm the cookie monster and she's a tasty delicious cookie.
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2009-07-16, 10:16 AM #9
I tried, but it's hard to roll dice on a mattress.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-07-16, 10:17 AM #10
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Are you black?


:carl:
2009-07-16, 12:58 PM #11
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
I tried, but it's hard to roll dice on a mattress.


haha
2009-07-16, 1:05 PM #12
This counts as a parody thread.
2009-07-16, 1:11 PM #13
this counts as mini-modding
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2009-07-16, 1:59 PM #14
I'm not far enough in to my relationship to bring back the spice. I'll let you know when it happens.
? :)
2009-07-16, 2:10 PM #15
Well sometimes I like to think I am a commander of a Star Destroyer or a space trader before I go to bed.
2009-07-16, 2:20 PM #16
Masturbation Fantasies != Roleplay.
2009-07-16, 3:56 PM #17
Cute Asian Schoolgirl and Giant Tentacle Monster FTW
2009-07-16, 4:01 PM #18
I've roleplayed from time to time... depends on what happens, though. <_<''
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2009-07-16, 4:08 PM #19
Originally posted by stat:
Yes my favorite role-play scenario is the one where the chick is a flight attendant and i'm a black guy.


"I speak Jive!"

:eng101:
2009-07-16, 4:19 PM #20
Originally posted by JM:
Masturbation Fantasies != Roleplay.


Ever heard of SP RPGs?
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-07-16, 4:41 PM #21
As explained in the thread this is a parody of, calling those roleplaying games is stupid.
2009-07-16, 5:09 PM #22
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
"I speak Jive!"

:eng101:


I'm not sure that's what he was referring to
2009-07-16, 5:33 PM #23
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
"I speak Jive!"

:eng101:

<3
nope.
2009-07-16, 6:39 PM #24
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
"I speak Jive!"

:eng101:


no, no, that's the one where she's a nun and i'm a black guy
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-07-16, 6:51 PM #25
Originally posted by JM:
As explained in the thread this is a parody of, calling those roleplaying games is stupid.

Crosspost troll? Really just give it up.
2009-07-16, 6:54 PM #26
Sometimes when I'm with my girlfriend, we pretend to be ravage dogs humping in the wild.
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2009-07-16, 6:56 PM #27
/me contacts animal control
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-07-16, 7:01 PM #28
Originally posted by Roger Spruce:
...Second Life forums...


Stopped reading here.
<Rob> This is internet.
<Rob> Nothing costs money if I don't want it to.
2009-07-16, 7:05 PM #29
Originally posted by Oxyonagon:
Sometimes when I'm with my girlfriend, we pretend to be ravage dogs humping in the wild.


i hope you do it at night so no unfortunate child sees you outside on a daily walk

2009-07-16, 7:23 PM #30
Oh sorry, no, we imagine our bed is the park.

We would never dare do such things in the great outdoors. There are... animals out there.
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2009-07-16, 8:07 PM #31
Dammit, another sex thread and I wasn't even around to derail it.
Stuff
2009-07-16, 9:01 PM #32
Will not be answering the question. It's all getting far too personal now. :P
2009-07-17, 5:58 AM #33
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
Do whips count as roleplay?

As a German I'm still awaiting the answer to this question.
Sorry for the lousy German
2009-07-17, 8:05 AM #34
This thread is :awesome:
Author of the JK levels:
Sand Trap & Sand Trap (Night)
2009-07-19, 4:27 AM #35
Still waiting...
Sorry for the lousy German
2009-07-19, 7:57 AM #36
Originally posted by Impi:
Still waiting...


Roleplay or not, all I know is its still fun.
2009-07-19, 11:42 AM #37
Whips are not roleplay.

Whips are for naughty women.
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2009-07-19, 12:13 PM #38
Originally posted by Roger Spruce:
Second Life forums


The Patriotic Nigras would like a word with you...
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2009-07-19, 2:02 PM #39
Originally posted by Oxyonagon:
Whips are not roleplay.

Whips are for naughty women.

So you say, but I'm a naughty Lion Tamer.
nope.

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