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Requisition of a vibratory type
2009-07-17, 12:14 AM #1
Turned in a job application yesterday to work as a technician at the local PD. If I get the job I'll be making more than twice what I do now, get health insurance, paid time off, vacation days, and a set schedule.

Here's to hoping.
2009-07-17, 12:19 AM #2
*click*
*bbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

Good luck! I'm also about to put in an application to a place that's about to open nearby.
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2009-07-17, 12:29 AM #3
thumpa thumpa thumpa thumpa thumpa
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2009-07-17, 4:46 AM #4
*Technicolour*
nope.
2009-07-17, 5:54 AM #5
A sinusoidal oscillation, you say? Here, allow me to activate this rotary device which has its center of gravity off-axis.
Stuff
2009-07-17, 6:23 AM #6
Originally posted by Admiral Zarn:
*click*
*bbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

Good luck! I'm also about to put in an application to a place that's about to open nearby.


rofl

Good luck, Stormie
*vibes*
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2009-07-17, 6:35 AM #7
woot!

/vibes
woot!
2009-07-17, 7:24 AM #8
JLee put in some calls. Make some magic happen!

*bzzzz*

Also: I'm going to hijack this thread. I got a call last night from a casting agency who wants to do a commercial for A&E. They want me in the running! So bzzz for me too! Probably find out in the next few days.
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2009-07-17, 7:27 AM #9
G'Luck. I just got a raise yesterday, so maybe that luck will rub off some.
2009-07-17, 1:42 PM #10
They even advertise for accident and emergency in america? Jeez! :P
nope.
2009-07-17, 5:15 PM #11
**** Hays PD.

That said good luck.
D E A T H
2009-07-17, 8:16 PM #12
I thought you were asking for a vibrator....
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2009-07-17, 8:22 PM #13
Originally posted by mscbuck:
I thought you were asking for a vibrator....


see? i'm not the only sick-minded one!
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2009-07-18, 7:46 AM #14
I thought it too.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."

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