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Hey Sarn_Cadrill
2009-07-20, 4:33 PM #1
Your threads suck dick, stop making so many.

Not a personal thread: discuss why you don't like Sarn_Cadrill's threads.

I'll start:

HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME

I HAD SEX

LOOOL SEX

IM IN THE NAVY, SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS

I SHOOT GUNZ LOL

I HAD SEX AGAIN

IM IN DA NAVY SO I CAN SEE THE WORLD AND GET AN EDUCATION :downs:
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2009-07-20, 4:36 PM #2
nope.
2009-07-20, 4:36 PM #3
I miss ROBERT JACOBY
2009-07-20, 4:42 PM #4
goldmine thread, 5'd, award medal to op, etc.
2009-07-20, 4:45 PM #5
I was once a single man with a cat. (I still love you)
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2009-07-20, 4:52 PM #6
aren't parody threads banned?
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2009-07-20, 5:14 PM #7
hehe BOX VADER (or is it Darth Box? :s)

Wow. Kirbz, you totally just cheered me up.

And I WILL make it a point to ignore Emon's childishness.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2009-07-20, 5:18 PM #8
Shouldn't you be busy killing some HAJIS? :downs:
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2009-07-20, 5:23 PM #9
Nope.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2009-07-20, 5:26 PM #10
Hey, fun fact: Sarn routinely makes threads attempting to express himself as superior to the rest of us by being BIG MACHO MANLY MAN GUN SHOOTING SEX GUY then calls me a child when I poke fun at him.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2009-07-20, 5:34 PM #11
fun fact #1: Sarn doesn't think himself superior to anyone, and has never thought of himself as a "BIG MACHO MANLY MAN GUN SHOOTING SEX GUY." This is, in fact, so far from that truth that if he did think of himself like that, he'd be quite delirious.

fun fact #2: Emon attempts to medicate his own feelings of inadequacy by poking fun at people. He does this over the internet because he's afraid of getting the crap beat out of himself by someone who doesn't put up with his garbage.

wow, what a fun game.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2009-07-20, 5:38 PM #12
Hey Emon

Everyone would rather hang out with Sarn, especially after your recent threads.

Did ur mom beat you or were you dumped by a chick, or u just havin a laugh out of boredome? :downs:
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2009-07-20, 5:45 PM #13
I'd rather hang out with Emon, but that's just me.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2009-07-20, 5:45 PM #14
Originally posted by Emon:
Hey, fun fact: Sarn routinely makes threads attempting to express himself as superior to the rest of us by being BIG MACHO MANLY MAN GUN SHOOTING SEX GUY then calls me a child when I poke fun at him.


You sound jealous. Join the Navy. :)
幻術
2009-07-20, 5:48 PM #15
People who live in glass houses should masterbate in the basement.

And I'd rather hang out with Emon to be honest. :P
nope.
2009-07-20, 5:50 PM #16
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
fun fact #1: Sarn doesn't think himself superior to anyone, and has never thought of himself as a "BIG MACHO MANLY MAN GUN SHOOTING SEX GUY."

You sure post a hell of a lot about it.

Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
fun fact #2: Emon attempts to medicate his own feelings of inadequacy by poking fun at people.

Nope that's what alcohol is for :eng101:

Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
He does this over the internet because he's afraid of getting the crap beat out of himself by someone who doesn't put up with his garbage.

No I'm pretty outspoken.

Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
wow, what a fun game.

yessir it is
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2009-07-20, 6:02 PM #17
I don't know, I kind of like his recent threads.

Keep it up, it makes me laugh.
2009-07-20, 6:15 PM #18
Originally posted by Roger Spruce:
I'd rather hang out with Emon, but that's just me.


Same.
>>untie shoes
2009-07-20, 6:17 PM #19
I said that was just me. Back. OFF.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2009-07-20, 6:34 PM #20
Very well, Roger, take Emon all for yourself!
>>untie shoes
2009-07-20, 6:37 PM #21
/me takes Emon. From behind.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2009-07-20, 6:50 PM #22
Originally posted by Jon`C:
goldmine thread, 5'd, award medal to op, etc.


quotin dis
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<Rob> Nothing costs money if I don't want it to.
2009-07-20, 7:11 PM #23
Originally posted by Roger Spruce:
/me takes Emon. From behind.

Sure you can handle me?
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2009-07-20, 7:15 PM #24
This ain't my first rodeo.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2009-07-20, 7:20 PM #25
Originally posted by Commander 598:
quotin dis


Fun fact #348: Commander 598 suffers from an Oedipus Complex.

I will tear this mother#$@#er down.
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2009-07-20, 7:23 PM #26
I think Sarn's shown admirable restraint in not telling us that he's having sex right now.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-07-20, 7:42 PM #27
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
I think Sarn's shown admirable restraint in not telling us that he's having sex right now.

but hes on a boat with a bunch of guys

2009-07-20, 7:46 PM #28
Yes, that was the joke.
2009-07-20, 7:47 PM #29
Originally posted by Vin:
Yes, that was the joke.

navy is serious business

2009-07-20, 7:52 PM #30
Jokes lose their funny when they have to explained. Remind me never to take you to a magic show.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2009-07-20, 7:54 PM #31
Oh to hell with it, I need to boost my postcount anyway. Post.
Stuff
2009-07-20, 8:19 PM #32
really though, antony has a much better chance of jumping all on emon because he lives in the same state.
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2009-07-20, 8:32 PM #33
And because I have a history of having jumped all on Emon while we watch Cliff Lee highlights from last year when he was a good pitcher.
>>untie shoes
2009-07-20, 8:58 PM #34
Originally posted by kyle90:
Oh to hell with it, I need to boost my postcount anyway. Poast.


Fixed.
<Rob> This is internet.
<Rob> Nothing costs money if I don't want it to.
2009-07-20, 9:12 PM #35
Originally posted by Ford:
really though, antony has a much better chance of jumping all on emon because he lives in the same state.

I'm living in New York right now. Onimusha is in the same city. :gonk:
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2009-07-20, 9:13 PM #36
You should hit that. While playing WoW.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-07-20, 9:22 PM #37
Ya, zarn sucks... he's a ****ing douche that should d---

oh.... sarn....

....

I made myself sad. :(
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2009-07-20, 9:27 PM #38
Wtf with all these "Hey-I'm-hatin'-on-you" threads all the sudden?

Give it a rest.
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2009-07-20, 9:48 PM #39
where's blujay when you need him! All summon the banninator.
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2009-07-20, 9:48 PM #40
Only now did I notice that Sarn's name has the word "drill" in it.

That's sneaky.
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