...held by a guy a busy intersection. No one honked. 
I want to stand next to him with a sign that says "Honk TWICE for SEX DRUGS AND ROCK 'N ROLL"

I want to stand next to him with a sign that says "Honk TWICE for SEX DRUGS AND ROCK 'N ROLL"

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.