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You have won a vacation cruise on which you can take any Massassian

2009-07-21, 2:03 PM #1

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

Regardless of whether he/she wants to go. Who do you pick and why?

You also get to select the destination (if any) of the cruise.

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2009-07-21, 2:09 PM #2

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

Posts: 9,843

Probably maeve or ach or mb. Or Ruthven if he's in a guy mood.

2009-07-21, 2:10 PM #3

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

I would take Jon'C.

We would get married in Vegas.

2009-07-21, 2:12 PM #4

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Pommy, because I've always wanted an asian sidekick.

nope.

2009-07-21, 2:14 PM #5

Jon`C

Admiral of Awesome

Posts: 18,626

I would take [person I have had internet disagreements with.]

I would [do internet tough guy thing.]

2009-07-21, 2:18 PM #6

Roger Spruce

no title at all

Posts: 3,262

No, I will not make out with you, Jon.

TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE

2009-07-21, 2:25 PM #7

Temperamental

Sarcastic, too.

Posts: 3,246

Quote:

I would take [person I have had internet disagreements with.]

I would [do internet tough guy thing.]

Your anus would be pretty sore.

2009-07-21, 2:29 PM #8

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

Goldie.
Throw him off ship.
Enjoy cruise by myself.

2009-07-21, 3:40 PM #9

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

I would make a thread to see who wanted to go with me.

woot!

2009-07-21, 3:42 PM #10

Steven

Doesn't care what his title is

Christmas Cardmaker Extrordinarie

Posts: 5,180

I would go anywhere with Raz.

2009-07-21, 3:43 PM #11

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

You'd need a forklift to get him there though.

nope.

2009-07-21, 3:51 PM #12

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

I would take Sarn's wife.

2009-07-21, 3:52 PM #13

Tank

Registered User

Posts: 1,176

I would take Sarn himself.

2009-07-21, 3:53 PM #14

Tank

Registered User

Posts: 1,176

Originally posted by Baconfish:

Pommy, because I've always wanted an asian sidekick.

hmm i thought he was black for some reason

2009-07-21, 3:55 PM #15

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

Originally posted by TheNewKid:

hmm i thought he was black for some reason

Chinegro
(Watch Domino)

2009-07-21, 3:58 PM #16

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

Rosebud

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2009-07-21, 4:09 PM #17

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

Gebohq
Zloc (Creepy)
Grismath
Emon
Halucid
Happydud

Runner Ups (who I really like but I'd probably annoy or be annoyed by):
Sarn
Monoxide
Ruth
Dj Yoshi
Jon`C
Coolmatty
MB

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2009-07-21, 4:14 PM #18

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

Originally posted by Roger Spruce:

No, I will not make out with you, Jon.

if I had a nickel for every time I've heard that....

My choice is pretty obvious. I would of course take andrea.

And if that somehow wasn't an option... Probably Geb or Ruth (I can't decide between the two).

Runner up would be MB.

ANd yeah, Kirbz. We would fight. :p And it would be really sad when I got my *** kicked by a midget. :p

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2009-07-21, 4:21 PM #19

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

I know too many of you in real life. Stay the **** off my cruise ship!!11!

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2009-07-21, 4:22 PM #20

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

Originally posted by mb:

I know too many of you in real life. Stay the **** off my cruise ship!!11!

woot!

2009-07-21, 4:27 PM #21

llibja

RotM_igotissues

Posts: 2,005

It would be an amalgamation of zully, kroko, buck and vin.

It would own.

"Honey, you got real ugly."

2009-07-21, 4:30 PM #22

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

Probably mb or dalf.

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2009-07-21, 4:36 PM #23

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

Yes! I would take Dalf and get him drunk then watch him talk to womens.

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2009-07-21, 4:56 PM #24

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Whats a "guy" mood? :huh:

My 1st choice would be Grismath, cos the last time we met i drank very little and puked lots. Im not that bad Josh!

My choices would be Gris, Sarn, Geb, Ward, Kirb(though i annoy him :XD:), Krok, Baconfish, Mantrain... argh theres loads. Whats Jamie Rodels massassi name? i cant remember. But come on mate, lets go to sardinia and go rock climbing, and relax for once. You're always stressed!

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2009-07-21, 4:57 PM #25

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

I R JAMIE NICE TO MEET YOU :neckbeard:

i just went climbing today as a matter of fact! Great idea.

DO NOT WANT.

2009-07-21, 5:28 PM #26

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

Posts: 1,440

the husband.

or geb to get him drunk and be his wingman.

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2009-07-21, 5:46 PM #27

mscbuck

"You Would Have Been BALEETED..."

Posts: 3,897

Originally posted by llibja:

It would be an amalgamation of zully, kroko, and vin.

It would own.

Take them plus Aglar and LV and llibja as well, and you've got my list.

"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"

2009-07-21, 6:28 PM #28

llibja

RotM_igotissues

Posts: 2,005

Oh yea Aglar too, where has that Canuck been lately?

"Honey, you got real ugly."

2009-07-21, 6:34 PM #29

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

Sugarless, happydud or mb.

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
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2009-07-21, 6:38 PM #30

Trigger Happy Chewie

Insane Furry Postal Worker

Posts: 1,449

rob, lol.

2009-07-21, 6:51 PM #31

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

Originally posted by Ruthven:

Kirb(though i annoy him :XD:)

I imagine you falling in love with some girl at the bar and then obsessing over her the entire cruise, hoping to see her around the corner, biting her like a vampire.

That sort of thing.

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2009-07-21, 7:17 PM #32

Veger

A Waste of Space

Posts: 2,800

Keith. Aaaaaaand.....Tpang.

Am I the only person who thought this?

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2009-07-21, 7:22 PM #33

Alco

Monty Hall's Favorite Contestant

Posts: 760

This thread is an alliance identification initiative.

2009-07-21, 7:24 PM #34

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

Originally posted by Veger:

Keith. Aaaaaaand.....Tpang.

Am I the only person who thought this?

Most of us probably thought "Kiv" and "T-Pain"

2009-07-21, 8:00 PM #35

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

Posts: 1,440

Originally posted by saberopus:

Most of us probably thought "Kiv" and "T-Pain"

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2009-07-21, 8:31 PM #36

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

Posts: 8,352

Haven't a clue. Too many peoples.

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2009-07-21, 8:37 PM #37

Tank

Registered User

Posts: 1,176

Originally posted by Ruthven:

Whats a "guy" mood? :huh:

slapping each others arses, chest bumping any chance you get, and oiling each other down by using manly strokes.

2009-07-21, 8:38 PM #38

Roger Spruce

no title at all

Posts: 3,262

I'd clone myself and take me.

TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE

2009-07-21, 8:40 PM #39

Anakin9012

The humor went right over his head

Posts: 1,274

Why has no one picked me?

2009-07-21, 8:50 PM #40

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

You can't take mb. He'll sink the boat.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.