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Bathroom graffiti
2009-07-22, 11:08 AM #1
I love bathroom graffiti, especially from would-be gangsters. Nothing says 'show me respect' more then having your unintelligible call-sign carved into a toilet seat. Maybe to gangsters, having people put their bare *** on your name somehow brings you a sense of pride? :confused:

Every now and then though, I come across something witty that cracks me up. Share the funny stuff you've come across.

The last one I saw said;
Here I sit
Legs aflexin'
Just gave birth
To another Texan.
Lyrics are highly overrated.
2009-07-22, 11:12 AM #2
I saw one carved on the wall behind the toilet in such a way that you could only see it if one was standing, facing the toilet. It read:

"Why are you peeing in here?
There's a urinal over there.
<--"

Then underneath, someone added:

"Because my penis is small and I am embarrassed."
2009-07-22, 11:35 AM #3
Originally posted by MrRavenX:
I love bathroom graffiti, especially from would-be gangsters. Nothing says 'show me respect' more then having your unintelligible call-sign carved into a toilet seat. Maybe to gangsters, having people put their bare *** on your name somehow brings you a sense of pride? :confused:

You are an idiot
2009-07-22, 11:43 AM #4
There were a bunch of 4chan memes in one of the toilets at my old Uni.

Someone was also evidently an Alpha Centauri fan, because I found another one which said, "It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people."

I laughed a little too hard at that one. Got a few looks. :psyduck:
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2009-07-22, 11:44 AM #5
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
;1021345']You are an idiot


Is that a confession thrawn? :o
Lyrics are highly overrated.
2009-07-22, 11:47 AM #6
Can't think of anything good off the top of my hand, but I love reading it
2009-07-22, 12:54 PM #7
Originally posted by MrRavenX:
Is that a confession thrawn? :o


Merely an observation
2009-07-22, 1:01 PM #8
Originally posted by Steven:
I saw one carved on the wall behind the toilet in such a way that you could only see it if one was standing, facing the toilet. It read:

"Why are you peeing in here?
There's a urinal over there.
<--"

Then underneath, someone added:

"Because my penis is small and I am embarrassed."

you were taking a **** right?

2009-07-22, 1:42 PM #9
No. His penis is small, and he was embarrassed.
2009-07-22, 2:02 PM #10
on one of those paper covers for the seat: Free Cowboy Hats!
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2009-07-22, 5:19 PM #11
Found this in a bathroom at RIT. I also once found a glory hole. :gonk:

[http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/2326/n24400900337404211104.jpg]


Slightly related is this:

[http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/6329/n24400900337404221318.jpg]
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2009-07-22, 6:07 PM #12
Written on the loo roll holder, by someone in the engineering department at uni!

"media studies degrees, please take one"
2009-07-22, 7:03 PM #13
lol, that's awesome.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2009-07-22, 7:10 PM #14
"All Gays Are Gay"
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2009-07-22, 7:25 PM #15
Not in a bathroom, but on a major running path in my city where there was a 5k footrace being held today, there was spray-painted in black, 'Running is for fags'. :XD:
DO NOT WANT.
2009-07-22, 8:20 PM #16
i dont get it zell
how does an inanimate object such as a *** run

2009-07-22, 8:33 PM #17
Originally posted by Emon:
Found this in a bathroom at RIT. I also once found a glory hole. :gonk:


Glory holes still exist?
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
-----------------------------@%
2009-07-22, 9:02 PM #18
I don't think it was meant to be used. It looked like someone opened up the hole that was used to mount a toilet paper dispenser. It was horribly jagged, having only a layer of duct tape to protect the user's junk.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2009-07-22, 9:10 PM #19
Originally posted by TheNewKid:
i dont get it zell
how does an inanimate object such as a *** run


You damn Europeans and your CIGARETTES.

Wait. You're american. lolwut?
DO NOT WANT.
2009-07-22, 9:12 PM #20
He's pretending to be witty by using a British idiom. :downs:
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2009-07-22, 9:21 PM #21
Originally posted by Emon:
bla bla bla... glory hole. :gonk:


I had to look that up.
*shudders*
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2009-07-22, 10:17 PM #22
Originally posted by Chewbubba:
I had to look that up.
*shudders*


Good lord, I didn't know they were called that *shudder x2*
Lyrics are highly overrated.
2009-07-22, 10:18 PM #23
Originally posted by Chewbubba:
I had to look that up.
*shudders*


I lol'd. :XD:
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2009-07-22, 10:19 PM #24
Originally posted by Emon:
Found this in a bathroom at RIT. I also once found a glory hole. :gonk:


http://www.trophybassonly.com/id56.htm
2009-07-23, 9:50 AM #25
HAIL SATAN

I see that one a hell of a lot. I suppose it's meant to be ironic.
2009-07-23, 10:04 AM #26
Not in a toilet, but on the door which lead to the rooms number 1-5.

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v464/martynpie/DSC01711.jpg]
2009-07-23, 1:05 PM #27
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
http://www.trophybassonly.com/id56.htm

wow thats a really really really really really really really really really big glory hole dude

2009-07-23, 1:44 PM #28
Originally posted by TheNewKid:
wow thats a really really really really really really really really really big glory hole dude


Originally posted by Website:
Clean as a whistle, and ready for business!
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