Inspired by Freelancer's thread, this thread will detail the new patch that God will put out next month to fix the lingering problems in this world. This patch has been many centuries overdo because God has been busy and He works slightly slower than Cool Matty. Because the last patch, uploaded via His son Jesus, didn't seem to fix everything like it suppose to and made some users unhappy and annoyed, this one will be tailored to be more specific.

So what bug fixes, nerfs, buffs and additional features should this Patch include? I'll update the lists below with people's suggestions.

[quote=BUG FIXES log]
People:
-Rupert Murdoch somehow has far exceeded the limit of his mortal life. New limit placed 2 days after patch implemented with removal of any benefits that may arise from drinking orphan blood.
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[quote=NERFS log]
Country:
-China has been nerfed to prevent population spamming.
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[quote=BUFFS log]
Animals:
-The brain of the panda bear now secretes a substance that acts as a natural aphrodisiac to ensure a more steady population growth. To prevent human harvesting, the taste of this substance will resemble Red Bull.
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[quote=ADDITIONAL FEATURES log]
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so post and I'll update.

Panda brains taste like redbull? **** man I'm going hunting.

No the brain secretions taste like red bull

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i think america's military industrial complex is wack

Nerfs-
Americas Economy was far too overpowered, it has been brought to a level where it is equal.

fix tragedy of the commons pls

Fix/New Feature
Player created devices are making older "Sicknesses" less harmful, To reinstate the feature we have introduced 2 new "Viri": "Swine Flu" and "Bird Flu".