Can't explain what you've never done, bub.

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lololol

mb just made this thread because the person we happened to be mean to was a girl. internet white knighting chaaaaaaaaarge!

THREAD IDEA

Vin already did that thread.

I don't get what Freelancer is or does. Does Freelancer have a family, friends, a job, hobbies, anything to live for or does he just revel in his hatred for all of society?

You should see the girls that come around him. He could get so much *** if he wanted.

Seems they're all creepy or insane though

Could, or does?

could if he wasn't a latent homosexual

I either hate or love your posts Zully. Lately, I've had fantastic belly laughs.

Why do girls like fatties anyway?

He does this.

girls like fatties because they know they have the upper hand in the relationship

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until they smarten up and realize that cooking 3 meals and fetching beers isn't what most would call the "upper hand"















more like the backhand.

They try harder.

I miss people actually taking my posts seriously.

One can wonder whatever happened to those burgerboys.

I stopped taking you seriously when you stopped returning my calls, dinkmunch!

That goes for a rather large number of massassians.

DINKMUNCHES.

mb.

mb!

Oh I didn't want to interrupt tender moments with you and POUTINE.

SACRE FRANCÉ

So true. Fries, cheese and sauce make a better lover than you!

Finmunch! [/SIZE]

Ha! Dr. Finnmunch! [/SIZE]

I heard fat girls give better blow jobs because they're hungry.

Regarding the topic, I've noticed a downturn too in Massassi's temperance level. Nostalgia feels depressing sometimes Everyone has something smart, disrespectful or witty to add to even the most serious topic, or any post to make it stray just for the purpose of insulting another member, i.e the thread in question.

Fat girls give better blow jobs because it could be the last dick they ever see

Guyz wats a blowjob?! Is it liek when u blow ur candles on your birthday!?!

Tellz me I want 2 lurn!

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/blow-job.htm

Basically..




EDIT: Oh Jesus, the left side column has some great tips too..

WHATS A PERINUEM?!

Is that what Fastgardenerr has one his face?

Anyhow.

I don't really know if there's a decline in the quality of Massassi or if it's just some kind of a misconception brought up by the lack of old members being around. I notoriously piss-arsed about Massassi becoming a den of hypocrites in 2005 when comparing the community of the time to the community of 2003, and now looking back at 2005 I was probably trying to create a new purpose for the community out of my arse. Or not, I don't really remember.

I do remember people being annoying and mean even back then, even though most of those members aren't around anymore. Of course, back then those pricks had names like Majin_Scott and MechWarrior and it doesn't take much to figure out who are the successors of those people today. The long-standing debate monkeys (as in those that were and still are here, repeating the same threads from the dawn of Mattias Welander's meatballs) might have been somewhat more blunt and below-the-belt with their messages than today but then again, back then you just mentioned "religion" or "gay" and got a 5-page-debate overnight with like dozens of admins banning and unbanning them back and forth in the matter of few hours (okay, days). Sort of odd for someone to make a thread like this, but not at all surprising for certain people to go all "DON'T YOU OPPRESS MY RIGHTS, HITLER!".

And of course there was me and my dead horse shtick that wasn't really supposed to become a fad. Even though I still think that- - - oh well, past is past. Sorry about that.

Allity-all, influenced by SomethingAwful and Fark or not (come on, what Internet site other than SA or Fark isn't), I still think that Massassi had an unique "forum flavor" that actually made me come back here over and over again. Don't know if it was the restriction on swearing that actually made people invent some vaguely witty non-profane ways to insult each other or if the presence of people like Darko, Sine_Nomen and Jeff Walters just kept the place from drowning. And I do think blujay's sporadic bans might have kept a lot of the ReTards out of here for some time, at least.

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You and I don't have one because we're gay/french/dwarf.

Woot!

What is this thread about?

Perinuem sandwhiches.

Jep is a midget too?

hold the tomatoes

Lots of mayonnaise though..

6' tall dwarf, sucka!

Ok so you're tall.

But are you blonde, dark and lean, Rough and tough and strong and mean?

...are you checking me out, sira?

Only if you meet the previously posted criteria.

I'm not. I'm tall, broad-shouldered, dark hair, hazel eyes, hung like an mb.