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2009-08-08, 2:41 PM #1
So this picture had me laughing for a solid 5 minutes. Liza Minnelli looks like a catfish or something because her eyes are about 3 miles apart, and look at the dude she's with- his eyes are like 3 millimeters apart. So the first thing I thought of when I saw this picture was "Holy ****, her eyes are so wide, his eyes must look evenly spaced- and vice versa!" I just thought you guys should know.

...

AHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

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2009-08-08, 2:54 PM #2
Don't you dare insult Liza in front of me.
2009-08-08, 2:59 PM #3
Her eyes do seem wide set, looking at other pictures now too. I honestly never noticed it before.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-08-08, 2:59 PM #4
...Part of me wants to say that Liza and David Gest's faces have been swapped.
nope.
2009-08-08, 3:27 PM #5
These posed death photos always creep me out.
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2009-08-08, 4:11 PM #6
Wow, I didn't know Liza Minelli was the daughter of Judy Garland.
2009-08-08, 4:46 PM #7
thats possibly the scariest wedding photo ever. david gest and michael jackson both look like aliens and liza minelli and elizabeth taylor both look like theyre high beyond belief.
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2009-08-08, 5:13 PM #8
Looks like a freak show.

(RIP Michael Jackson)

2009-08-08, 9:06 PM #9
Originally posted by Vin:
Don't you dare insult Liza in front of me.


Kick his ***, VIN!

>.>
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2009-08-09, 12:27 AM #10
Micheal Jackson has really huge hands

holy crap
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2009-08-09, 12:29 AM #11
no it just looks like it cause of his tiny, messed up face.
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2009-08-09, 3:13 AM #12
Originally posted by BombayZeus:
Looks like a freak show.


that was my first thought too
2009-08-09, 8:22 AM #13
god, she does kinda look like a catfish.
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2009-08-09, 1:28 PM #14
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
no it just looks like it cause of his tiny, messed up face.

No, he has huge hands.
nope.
2009-08-09, 1:41 PM #15
... he's black.
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2009-08-09, 1:52 PM #16
That is a really unattractive collection of people.
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2009-08-09, 2:15 PM #17
Originally posted by Baconfish:
No, he has huge hands.


No. Look at his hand next to elizabeth taylor's. You would expect him to have much larger hands than her, but they're really not noticably larger. To me they only look large in comparison to his face.
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2009-08-09, 2:31 PM #18
And his long arms, and his narrow shoulders.
nope.
2009-08-09, 2:35 PM #19
fair enough.

But that said, I have long arms and narrow shoulders, and I've only met one person who was my approximate size and had larger hands than me. (And really only a few people overall with larger hands than me)
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2009-08-11, 9:24 AM #20
but he has huge hands!!!

all the better to pet you with
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2009-08-11, 9:28 AM #21
Is that a bad photoshop or not? I seriously can't tell, but it looks fake :P
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2009-08-11, 10:59 AM #22
It only looks fake because none of them look like real people.
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2009-08-11, 3:27 PM #23
sadly thats real jep. that was from their wedding. i saw it years ago on magazine covers.
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2009-08-12, 10:16 AM #24
Wait a minute... isnt this "how many uglies can you fit into the picture" thread?
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2009-08-12, 10:22 AM #25
Wait. You made a topic on an internet forum, just so you could point out to other people across the globe, all of the imperfections you've found in certain people in how they look? Basically, just to call someone ugly?

You sure they're the one's we should be making fun of?
2009-08-12, 10:34 AM #26
Originally posted by andreawesome:
sadly thats real jep. that was from their wedding. i saw it years ago on magazine covers.


Ok. That's terrible, I thougth someone had tried to make some twisted photoshop of Arrested Development's Buster and Lucile and a fat Lindsey (porta de rossi), mixed it with Michael Jackson.

The guy looks like a lizard even without glasses...
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