It is imperative to maintain the status quo of NoESC members on Massassi. Thus, here are the directions of creating a NoESC simulacrum in lieu of the real thing.
First, you draw up a quick sketch of NoESC. You can get reference shots of him littered all over the Camhoez thread. Don't use just a photo printout, that brings bad luck:
Second, cut it out with scissors and grab a chopstick (or any similar pole-shaped object). Be careful with sharp objects, kids:
Now tape the cutout carefully on the stick. This allows you to better interact with NoESC and have conversations with him face-to-face while maintaining good eye contact:
IT'S LIKE HE NEVER LEFT!