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My wife went into labor...
2004-08-27, 1:58 AM #1
...almost two hours ago. It's now 5:55 am, and we're waiting for the contractions to stabilize and even out so we can time them accordingly. But I will keep everyone posted and up-to-date on any happenings... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-08-27, 2:48 AM #2
congrats! do you know if its a boy or girl yet?

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2004-08-27, 3:01 AM #3
Awesome man, I wish the best for you. Good times [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-08-27, 3:06 AM #4
Will you be converting the kid to the Dark Side?

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2004-08-27, 3:50 AM #5
Congrats. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif] /me gives Snake-Eyes a cigar.

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2004-08-27, 3:56 AM #6
so are you like....surfing the net in the hospital? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

congrats to you both

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2004-08-27, 4:29 AM #7
Be sure to install lynux on this new kid, and firefox.

Congradulations, what's the name going to be? I'd name my kid Kedri, boy or girl... on second thought, I don't want to get in jail for incest :-(

JediKirby

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2004-08-27, 4:59 AM #8
Congradulations, man. I hope everything's going well. I know I'll never be as happy as I was the first time I got to hold my baby girl in my arms, and I hope you feel that same joy.

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2004-08-27, 5:07 AM #9
Does he/she allready have a massassi-account?

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2004-08-27, 5:18 AM #10
Wow.. Good luck to you and your wife. Give us all the details once you get the baby home [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-08-27, 5:24 AM #11
You're a true Massassian, your wife is in labor and you're posting on this forum. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-08-27, 5:39 AM #12
Haha, trudat.

"Holy **** guys, I'm on fire! Uploading pics as we speak."

"Guys, you wouldn't believe it: I'm having sex for the first time"

Etc.

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2004-08-27, 5:42 AM #13
If its a boy name it Shaun. Oh and congratulations!

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2004-08-27, 6:22 AM #14
kirby makes me laugh [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-08-27, 6:24 AM #15
I can also make you happy... 1-900-A-MIDGET for live midget action.

JediKirby

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2004-08-27, 7:00 AM #16
post about it on the internet

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2004-08-27, 7:05 AM #17
Congrats..but..your wife is in labor and will soon bear your child..why in the ****** are you posting on Massassi? Shouldn't you be talking to family or friends, or something a little more appropriate, considering the importance and enormity of what's happening?

I mean..
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2004-08-27, 7:05 AM #18
Congrats man.

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2004-08-27, 7:15 AM #19
Congrats. What shall you name the babe? (always consider "delphian" as a middle name. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]"

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[This message has been edited by Delphian (edited August 27, 2004).]
2004-08-27, 7:30 AM #20
w00t!

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2004-08-27, 7:59 AM #21
Please ignore sine's lack of heart, and understanding for Temple-worshiping SOBs like ourselves. He's still stuck in 'The Real World.'

JediKirby

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2004-08-27, 8:01 AM #22
Wife: I need to get to the hospital!!!

You: What? Now? Hold on I need to tell all my internet friends then we can go...


err...I mean congrats.

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2004-08-27, 8:04 AM #23
hehehehehe

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[This message has been edited by Vincent Valentine (edited August 27, 2004).]
nope.
2004-08-27, 8:10 AM #24
And once again, #massassi is the first to know of (but not care about) something completely devoid of any societal importance whatsoever. Huzzah.

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2004-08-27, 8:13 AM #25
Remember to buy the kid a delorean

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2004-08-27, 8:15 AM #26
name the kid after me if its a boy. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]


And congrats. I'll go get my stash of cubans.



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2004-08-27, 8:17 AM #27
I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, think you should name it shaun

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2004-08-27, 8:20 AM #28
damn you all for making me side-scroll.



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I have found that you can transform your character solely by the power of belief: as you believe yourself to be, so you shall become over time.
2004-08-27, 8:25 AM #29
Snake-Eyes you dog! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]
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2004-08-27, 9:17 AM #30
But I don't like the name Bert.

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2004-08-27, 9:21 AM #31
I'll see you in hell Boco.

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2004-08-27, 9:38 AM #32
Congrats [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-08-27, 9:51 AM #33
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
I'll see you in hell Boco.

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K, i'll see you in about 70 years then


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nope.
2004-08-27, 9:58 AM #34
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:

And congrats. I'll go get my stash of cubans.
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i knew you were hiding illegal aliens!

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2004-08-27, 1:48 PM #35
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
I'll see you in hell Boco.

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2004-08-27, 1:50 PM #36
Now, now, let's not wish people to Hell...

Maybe years later, the kid will be looking at this thread.

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2004-08-27, 3:43 PM #37
Name him Kyle Or her Jan

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2004-08-27, 3:45 PM #38
And concrats... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]
(I know it looks sarcastic, but it looks like some one who is happy to).

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2004-08-27, 5:28 PM #39
Congrats man.

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2004-08-27, 5:31 PM #40
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[http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif] Zing.

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