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2009-08-26, 10:01 AM #1

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

Translation party!

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2009-08-26, 10:29 AM #2

Ford

Not Suitable for Motor Vehicles

Posts: 4,265

http://www.translationparty.com/#3463127

My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM

2009-08-26, 10:32 AM #3

stat

Nananananananana BATMAN!

Posts: 3,017

Quote:

Have you noticed something slightly less hilarious about your translation parties?

Google recently improved their translation service. That's great news for people who need to translate something accurately, but bad news for hilariousness. Rest assured, we're looking into alternative methods for mangling language.

:master::master::master:

2009-08-26, 10:33 AM #4

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

http://www.translationparty.com/#3463280
http://www.translationparty.com/#3463532 this one took a while and didn't even reach equilibrium

http://www.translationparty.com/#3463369 yay i found one that doesn't change

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-08-26, 10:36 AM #5

SiliconC

I'm a man, babyr

Posts: 2,671

http://www.translationparty.com/#3463462

http://www.translationparty.com/#3463516

I'll never get laid in Japan.

2009-08-26, 10:37 AM #6

Ford

Not Suitable for Motor Vehicles

Posts: 4,265

http://www.translationparty.com/#3463436

My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM

2009-08-26, 10:41 AM #7

Steven

Doesn't care what his title is

Christmas Cardmaker Extrordinarie

Posts: 5,180

http://www.translationparty.com/#3463691

2009-08-26, 10:41 AM #8

Petmc.

wi.us

Posts: 2,217

Originally posted by Ford:

http://www.translationparty.com/#3463436

Accelerate the work as in the case of Luke?

"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009

2009-08-26, 10:44 AM #9

Ford

Not Suitable for Motor Vehicles

Posts: 4,265

http://www.translationparty.com/#3463845

My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM

2009-08-26, 10:48 AM #10

Steven

Doesn't care what his title is

Christmas Cardmaker Extrordinarie

Posts: 5,180

Where the hell did "dasa" come from?

2009-08-26, 10:48 AM #11

SiliconC

I'm a man, babyr

Posts: 2,671

http://www.translationparty.com/#3464123

2009-08-26, 11:17 AM #12

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

http://www.translationparty.com/#3465802

nope.

2009-08-26, 11:37 AM #13

LordVirus

Are you my mommy?

Posts: 554

http://www.translationparty.com/#3466898 -- Tee hee!

"And lo, let us open up into the holy book of Proxy2..." -genk
His pot is blacker than his kettle!

2009-08-26, 11:43 AM #14

Steven

Doesn't care what his title is

Christmas Cardmaker Extrordinarie

Posts: 5,180

http://www.translationparty.com/#3467121

http://www.translationparty.com/#3467291 - Yay!

2009-08-26, 12:02 PM #15

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

http://www.translationparty.com/#3468207

It looks like it bugs out at some point, but is none the less hilarious.

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2009-08-26, 12:05 PM #16

Ford

Not Suitable for Motor Vehicles

Posts: 4,265

http://www.translationparty.com/#3468199

My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM

2009-08-26, 12:11 PM #17

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

Posts: 5,705

http://www.translationparty.com/#3468724

Does this mean I win?

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2009-08-26, 12:28 PM #18

cybrid81

Poor guy.

Posts: 360

1 dog 3 feet

2009-08-26, 12:44 PM #19

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

lets see how it handles the stuff on the things i was sent during the 4 month delay on my red2blu order

http://www.translationparty.com/#3470629

mountain dew is my homemade beef patty
http://www.translationparty.com/#3470746

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-08-26, 2:17 PM #20

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

Do the links expire after a while? A lot of the ones posted give me blank pages

一个大西瓜

2009-08-26, 2:24 PM #21

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

The site hasnt worked for me since I started this thread :/

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2009-08-26, 2:32 PM #22

Steven

Doesn't care what his title is

Christmas Cardmaker Extrordinarie

Posts: 5,180

The site is just kinda crappy. Clear your cache and try again. That worked for me.

2009-08-26, 2:37 PM #23

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

Posts: 9,843

This is sort of like that Lost in Translation site from a while ago...

Edit: http://tashian.com/multibabel/

2009-08-26, 2:47 PM #24

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

http://www.translationparty.com/#3477333

What the ****

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2009-08-26, 3:00 PM #25

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

Blah can you guys include in your post what you typed in cuz the stupid links don't work =_= even after clearing cache, etc

一个大西瓜

2009-08-26, 3:01 PM #26

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Mine was "If we hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall down like a house of cards! Check-mate."

nope.

2009-08-26, 3:03 PM #27

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

Mine:

Do, or do not. There is no try.

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2009-08-26, 5:08 PM #28

llibja

RotM_igotissues

Posts: 2,005

http://www.translationparty.com/#3484868

what?

"Honey, you got real ugly."

2009-08-26, 5:16 PM #29

Koobie

Registered User

Posts: 7,354

Why you are in the pond, sitting on a duck?

http://www.translationparty.com/#3485503

幻術

2009-08-26, 5:25 PM #30

stat

Nananananananana BATMAN!

Posts: 3,017

Ever since google changed the translator, they haven't been coming to equilibrium as much.

:master::master::master:

2009-08-26, 5:31 PM #31

Mort-Hog

If moral relativism is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Posts: 4,192

http://www.translationparty.com/#3486456

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935

2009-08-26, 5:33 PM #32

Mort-Hog

If moral relativism is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Posts: 4,192

Hee, my status phrase thing translates at the end to:

'If you are a moral relativist, you will need to be fixed I was wrong.'.

I totally want that instead.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935

2009-08-26, 5:44 PM #33

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

andy likes to touch men's man parts

I like to touch the parts man Andy

I'm Andy, as a man to touch the parts

I am a human being to touch the parts Andy

I am human, Andy, before you touch any parts

Before I touch on all parts, Andy, am a human

Before I touch on all parts, Andy, man hours

Before, I have all parts, Andy, human touch time

Before, I have all the parts, Andy, there is human contact time

Prior to human contact with my time there, all the parts, Andy

I have time before human contact, all parts, Andy

I have time to human contact, all parts, Andy

I have the time to contact with humans, all parts, Andy

2009-08-26, 5:51 PM #34

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

Posts: 9,843

Carls Jr. is my jalepenos and spicy, it burns my mouth, delicious burgers are great!

Originally: I got an amazing, delicious burger at Carls Jr. It has spicy jalepenos and it's burning my mouth!

Or if I do it on Lost in Translation it says: I have reached, the end to surprise, delicious hamburger with the JR of Carl. It has the pepper mill the jalepenos and it' S, than burning fire the average mouth!

2009-08-26, 6:26 PM #35

alpha1

Posts: 2,998

http://www.translationparty.com/#3490238

Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%

2009-08-26, 7:17 PM #36

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

http://www.translationparty.com/#3493015

"Give your baby's sex stories"

oh dear oh dear oh dear

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2009-08-26, 7:48 PM #37

Vornskr

The Lowest!

Posts: 1,004

Shakespeare time! Mine turned:

"O that this too, too sullied flesh would melt, thaw, and resolve itself into a dew" (the beginning to one of Hamlet's main soliloquys)

into

"Yes, but the merging of flesh and Russia, decided to dissolve itself sullied."

2009-08-26, 7:51 PM #38

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

http://www.translationparty.com/#3494958 the hidden meaning behind the due south theme song

also it apparently has a character limit that cut it a bit short...

let's try shortening it a bit... http://www.translationparty.com/#3495304

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-08-26, 7:53 PM #39

Vornskr

The Lowest!

Posts: 1,004

Even better...

"Get thee to my lady's chamber. Tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favor she must come." (from towards the end of Hamlet's "Alas, poor Yorick!" spiel)

becomes

"Get thee to the women in my room. Please. Need to support itself Her inches thick. Please please. Please please please please please please people. Give your paint."

2009-08-26, 8:17 PM #40

alpha1

Posts: 2,998

http://www.translationparty.com/#3496310

lol infinite recursion.

Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%