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last thing you ate thread

2009-08-27, 8:23 PM #41

DrkJedi82

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MREs are for soldiers not sailors

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-08-27, 8:26 PM #42

Sarn_Cadrill

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ha, I've *never* claimed to be a soldier. :p

I'm a sailor.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2009-08-27, 8:28 PM #43

KOP_AoEJedi

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Originally posted by Vin:

Ugh, you can eat that much food in one go? (RE: Volcano Box)

That much food? Please... This is a guy who ate 16 tacos and a chicken sandwich just because someone said I couldnt... it was a bad evening.

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2009-08-27, 8:36 PM #44

DrkJedi82

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Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:

ha, I've *never* claimed to be a soldier. :p

I'm a sailor.

i know... i was pointing out the reason you don't get MREs

the food in them is pretty good and they have a shelf life of OMFG... (depending on the storage temperature they can easily have a shelf life exceeding ten years)

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-08-27, 8:43 PM #45

Sarn_Cadrill

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well now you got me curious. I wonder if we have any onboard. >.>

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2009-08-27, 10:47 PM #46

Temperamental

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Quote:

I refrained from making a comment like that ever since this thread started...

I thought you ate penis?

2009-08-27, 11:00 PM #47

mscbuck

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Just ate a Bacon Chee Angus Burger wif Large Fry from BlackDonalds

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2009-08-27, 11:01 PM #48

Vin

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Originally posted by Temperamental:

I thought you ate penis?

That's why I said 'like'

2009-08-28, 3:59 AM #49

Baconfish

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I'm currently munching my way through the second of 2 tuna sandwiches made to my own secret recipe.

:ninja:

nope.

2009-08-28, 7:00 AM #50

llibja

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Originally posted by mscbuck:

Just ate a Bacon Chee Angus Burger wif Large Fry from BlackDonalds

Those Angus burgers are somehow tasty!

"Honey, you got real ugly."

2009-08-28, 7:01 AM #51

Jep

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I had a bagel.

My girlfriend had sausage.

:psyduck:

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2009-08-28, 7:48 AM #52

Temperamental

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She probably needs seconds :XD:

Quote:

That's why I said 'like'

Pervert

2009-08-28, 10:10 AM #53

ECHOMAN

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Originally posted by Jep:

I had a bagel.

My girlfriend had sausage.

:psyduck:

OH WOW LET ME GUESS

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2009-08-28, 10:15 AM #54

Jep

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Half-veiled crude joke is crudely unfunny I know

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2009-08-28, 10:24 AM #55

Temperamental

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I was moderately amused. But only semi-turned on.

2009-08-28, 10:28 AM #56

Jep

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Originally posted by Temperamental:

But only semi-turned on.

What if I told you I buttered the bagel?

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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2009-08-28, 10:38 AM #57

Tank

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was there a lot of cream involved

2009-08-28, 10:38 AM #58

Tank

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cream cheese, of course

2009-08-28, 10:42 AM #59

Jep

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Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2009-08-28, 10:51 AM #60

Vin

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Gross. Just gross.

2009-08-28, 11:53 AM #61

happydud

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Peanut butter, jelly, turkey, banana, cinnamon, cayenne pepper sandwich.

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2009-08-28, 1:06 PM #62

Emon

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dud that's disgusting

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2009-08-28, 1:09 PM #63

happydud

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Try it, it's awesome.

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2009-08-28, 2:26 PM #64

Baconfish

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One hell of a pizza.

It hurts to move.

nope.

2009-08-28, 2:58 PM #65

Emon

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pulled pork garbage plate oomgomgomg

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2009-08-28, 3:29 PM #66

Michael MacFarlane

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saltines

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2009-08-28, 4:30 PM #67

Roger Spruce

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cream horn

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2009-08-28, 4:56 PM #68

Uberslug

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Cereal. That was about 8 hours ago and I'm hungry now.

2009-08-28, 5:20 PM #69

Krokodile

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Originally posted by Vin:

That's why I said 'like'

I ****ing hate how you flaunt your sexuality all the time. So you're gay, HEY THAT'S ****ING GREAT, but it's not like you're the first gay in the world, so how about you go flaunt your penis in front of my face instead.

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2009-08-28, 5:32 PM #70

Vin

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Originally posted by Krokodile:

so how about you go flaunt your penis in front of my face instead.

You'd like that wouldn't you?

2009-08-28, 5:46 PM #71

landfish

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ok so i just finished eating some skyline chili.

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2009-08-28, 5:46 PM #72

Uberslug

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do it vin POST A PICTURE

2009-08-28, 6:45 PM #73

Temperamental

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Quote:

What if I told you I buttered the bagel?

Pics or it didn't happen.

And for me to amuse myself.

2009-08-28, 10:05 PM #74

Dormouse

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Originally posted by Roger Spruce:

cream horn

After the recent comments, everything in this thread sounds like a euphemism. Especially this.

Also, I can kill you with my brain.

2009-08-28, 10:07 PM #75

Dormouse

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Originally posted by Krokodile:

To be fair, he's not "flaunting his sexuality" anymore than Temperamental or Jep.. I ***ing hate how people use "sexuality" as a euphemism for "Not heteronormative".

Also, I can kill you with my brain.

2009-08-28, 10:18 PM #76

Flirbnic

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I ate a gigantic throbbing German sausage covered with sauerkraut with a side of poutine, which I bought at a street corner.

I'm just a little boy.

2009-08-29, 11:48 AM #77

Ruthven

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Beans toast and CHeese

I has no money for food atm :smith:

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2009-08-29, 1:14 PM #78

saberopus

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Originally posted by Dormouse:

To be fair, he's not "flaunting his sexuality" anymore than Temperamental or Jep.. I ***ing hate how people use "sexuality" as a euphemism for "Not heteronormative".

Hey Dor I saw your twin at the University of Kansas the other day.

2009-08-29, 1:35 PM #79

Lord Kuat

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Originally posted by happydud:

Peanut butter, jelly, turkey, banana, cinnamon, cayenne pepper sandwich.

Good lord that's a culinary abomination. Did it become sentient at any point and start pleading for a quick death?

I had some salmon patties. Basically canned salmon held together by egg and fried.

2009-08-29, 1:36 PM #80

Tank

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in n out