Post your favorite quotes from films.

Altered States (not a great movie, not a bad movie, but this dialogue kicks ***)

"She insists she's in love with me - whatever that is. What she means is she prefers the senseless pain we inflict on each other to the pain we would otherwise inflict on ourselves. But I'm not afraid of that solitary pain. In fact, if I don't strip myself of all this clatter and clutter and ridiculous ritual, I shall go out of my ****ing mind."

For over a thousand years, Roman conquerors returning from the wars enjoyed the honor of a triumph - a tumultuous parade. In the procession came trumpeters and musicians and strange animals from the conquered territories, together with carts laden with treasure and captured armaments. The conqueror rode in a triumphal chariot, the dazed prisoners walking in chains before him. Sometimes his children, robed in white, stood with him in the chariot, or rode the trace horses. A slave stood behind the conqueror, holding a golden crown, and whispering in his ear a warning: that all glory is fleeting.- Patton (1970)

"We can't stop here, this is bat country!"
"I was right in the middle of a ****ing reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things. Won't be long now before they tear us to shreds."
- Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."
- Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

"That ringing in your ears? That 'eeeeeeeeee'? That's the sound of the ear cells dying, like their swan song. Once it's gone you'll never hear that frequency again. Enjoy it while it lasts."
- Children of Men

"Hey. Could we do that again? I know we haven't met, but I don't want to be an ant. You know? I mean, it's like we go through life with our antennas bouncing off one another, continuously on ant autopilot, with nothing really human required of us. Stop. Go. Walk here. Drive there. All action basically for survival. All communication simply to keep this ant colony buzzing along in an efficient, polite manner. "Here's your change." "Paper or plastic?' "Credit or debit?" "You want ketchup with that?" I don't want a straw. I want real human moments. I want to see you. I want you to see me. I don't want to give that up. I don't want to be ant, you know?"
- Waking Life

"In the church, they say to forgive."
"Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting."
- Man on Fire

"Like I'd marry you! You'd be the meanest wife ever, okay? And I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and then 'The Blair Witch Project' was coming on Starz and you were like 'I haven't seen this since it came out and if so we should watch it' and then 'but oh, no, we should just make out instead la la la"
- Juno

"You old, she pregnant. Can't have a bunch of old pregnant *****es running around. That's crazy, I'm only allowed to let in five percent black people. He said that, that means if there's 25 people here I get to let in one and a quarter black people. So I gotta hope there's a black midget in the crowd"
-knocked up

"Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear."
- Empire Records

"Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual where two eagles fly upwards, lock talons, and fall towards the earth while rotating, separating almost before they crash into the ground, if and only if they consummate their bird ****. If they don't, they are willing to accept their death by hard ground. It's the ultimate race against the clock."

-Role Models

"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ******* big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of ******* fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing ******* junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****** up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"
- Trainspotting

"Shiny, lets be bad guys." - Jayne Cobb, Serenity

"Oh, please don't kill us! Please, please don't kill us! You know I love you, baby! I wouldn't leave you! It wasn't my fault!"
"You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me!"
"No, I didn't! Honest!...I ran out of gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! It wasn't my fault! I swear to God!"
- Jake and Mystery Woman (The Blues Brothers)

And the one I was looking for but couldn't find until now:

"Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything, I know this - they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave."
- Malcolm Reynolds (Serenity)

"I'd rather kiss a wookie!"

"I can arrange that!"

Leia & Han - Empire Strikes Back

"Get off of my plane!" - Harrison Ford, Air Force One.

Come on, you know that was badass.

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Inigo Montoya "The Princess Bride"

We have top men working on it right now.

...Who?

Top, men.

"Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er" - John McClane, Die Hard

Spock: Jim. Be Careful.
Dr. McCoy: WE will.

My sig is a movie quote!

it's "i'd just as soon kiss a wookiee!"

Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

-Airplane