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☖ Forums → Discussion Forum → whaddya call a cow with no legs
whaddya call a cow with no legs
2009-09-01, 2:12 AM #1
ground beef
一个大西瓜
2009-09-01, 2:25 AM #2
im surprised this wasnt a poll.
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-09-01, 2:27 AM #3
Originally posted by andreawesome:
im surprised this wasnt a poll.


Considering it didn't say "Poll:" before the title, I'm not.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-09-01, 2:30 AM #4
What goes "aaaa"?

A sheep with no lips.
2009-09-01, 6:06 AM #5
What do you call a cow with wings?

Linda McCartney
nope.
2009-09-01, 6:42 AM #6
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not going to come anyway

No, but really. What did the man name his dog with no legs?
Cigarette...since he would occasionally take him out for a drag
2009-09-01, 12:58 PM #7
What's the hardest part about killing a baby?
my penis
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2009-09-01, 1:09 PM #8
BURGER? BURGER! BURGER.
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2009-09-01, 1:11 PM #9
Jepman.
twitter | flickr | last.fm | facebook |
2009-09-01, 1:16 PM #10
a houseboat
Attachment: 22607/eqn3317.png (1,415 bytes)
2009-09-01, 1:16 PM #11
Two atoms are walking down the street when one of them suddenly exclaims "oh my god! I think I've lost an electron!"

The other says "are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm positive!"
Stuff
2009-09-01, 2:06 PM #12
what do you call, like, a total ******* that no one gives a rat's *** about?

kyle90

eh
2009-09-01, 2:08 PM #13
What did I ever do to you :(
Stuff
2009-09-01, 2:21 PM #14
A neutron walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "So how much for a drink in here, anyway?"

The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

My humour emitter array requires recharging.
2009-09-01, 2:44 PM #15
Originally posted by Jon`C:
(math joke)


This is terrible. I am so ashamed, I completely fell right into this. :suicide:
Warhead[97]
2009-09-01, 3:15 PM #16
It took me a few seconds and then I :carl:'ed
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2011-01-10, 11:59 PM #17
Wow this is great, e-cigarettes have completely changed my life around!

THANK YOU, ELECTRONICS
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2011-01-11, 12:01 AM #18
ELECTRONIC CANCER

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