Types of CS Players (By ME!!!)
The n00b - Usually 10 - 12 years of age, The n00b is a moron. Always uses the mic, which annoys everyone on the server because the n00b hasn’t started going through puberty yet. The n00b usually has a 1:20 Kill/death ratio.
The Knife - This person pisses everyone off. He is usually some bored loser who has nothing better to do then camp all day and knife people. This gets annoying fast. His kill/death ratio is usually around 5:2.
The Veteran - The average CS player, has been playing since CS’s first beta, weighs about 300+ lbs and drinks nothing but Bawls. He only plays on the pubs just to show off. The Regular usually has a desktop background of some almost naked sexy lady, because he knows he will never get a girl. His PC consists of porn and bootleg movies. In CS, The Veteran 'PWNS' everyone with a 30:5 ratio or so. Every time they die they usually accuse the killer of 'hacking' or being a '*f** '. The Regular (who can't lift himself out of his chair) likes to insult and taunt other players. Even though he couldn't beat someone up in real life, online he has the power. "F*** you, I'll kick your punk bi*** *** you pu**y. Bring it you f***. Stop being a moron. I bet you hack"
The Whore - This player camps every single round and is usually the last to die because of it. This makes a quick round much longer. The Whore can be confused with The Knife as sometimes he will use a knife to kill, but usually he will use a strong pistol or a sniper rifle. This persons ratio is either horrible or awesome depending on how good he can whore.
The Admin - The Admin of a server likes to spam text across the screen for all to see, like it's an IRC chat or something. Instead of the ocassional "24/7 Dust server" he will post stupid things like "Ha, I saw that you just got PWND" "Hey after work lets all get together". The problem with the admin is even if he sucks you may not insult him, or talk trash about how he spams large white text across the screen, because if you do, he will kick you.
The n00bs b**** a.k.a. RUSH - The n00bs b**** is the player that isn't new at CS but still sucks. This player is the player that gives the n00b his two or three kills. The n00bs b**** is also known as RUSH because he always rushes and never pays attention to the game. RUSH dies basically every round and always tries to make a joke of it. "LoL!!! Nice shot, man am I sucking today![[http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]](http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif "http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif")
, must be an off day."
Tactic - Tactic is often confused with The Whore. Tactic creeps around every corner, and lobs a grenade down every hallway. He takes his dear sweet time and usually stays behind the rest of the team. Tactic usually doesn't die, unless he is attacked from above or below.
Clown - Clown is the guy that always tries to be funny. Clown will buy a flashbang just to blind his entire team. He is the kind of guy that will "Test to see if FF is on or off" by shooting his own teammates. His mic is usually always on playing music, making the game an unenjoyable static fest. Clown usually gets kicked within 3 or 4 rounds, but he usually rejoins under a new name and does the same thing again until he is banned.
The Soldier - The Soldier can't tell reality from the game world. If your team loses a round this person gets pissed off and starts yelling at everyone for slacking off and not trying hard enough. The Soldier also uses his mic like there is no tomorrow, shouting orders and yelling at everyone. Can be confused with The Veteran.
The Norm - The Norm doesn't fit into any of the catagories above. The Norm is just an average FPS player, who is the unfortunate victim that join servers with all of the players listed above.
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[This message has been edited by SAJN_Master (edited August 29, 2004).]
The n00b - Usually 10 - 12 years of age, The n00b is a moron. Always uses the mic, which annoys everyone on the server because the n00b hasn’t started going through puberty yet. The n00b usually has a 1:20 Kill/death ratio.
The Knife - This person pisses everyone off. He is usually some bored loser who has nothing better to do then camp all day and knife people. This gets annoying fast. His kill/death ratio is usually around 5:2.
The Veteran - The average CS player, has been playing since CS’s first beta, weighs about 300+ lbs and drinks nothing but Bawls. He only plays on the pubs just to show off. The Regular usually has a desktop background of some almost naked sexy lady, because he knows he will never get a girl. His PC consists of porn and bootleg movies. In CS, The Veteran 'PWNS' everyone with a 30:5 ratio or so. Every time they die they usually accuse the killer of 'hacking' or being a '*f** '. The Regular (who can't lift himself out of his chair) likes to insult and taunt other players. Even though he couldn't beat someone up in real life, online he has the power. "F*** you, I'll kick your punk bi*** *** you pu**y. Bring it you f***. Stop being a moron. I bet you hack"
The Whore - This player camps every single round and is usually the last to die because of it. This makes a quick round much longer. The Whore can be confused with The Knife as sometimes he will use a knife to kill, but usually he will use a strong pistol or a sniper rifle. This persons ratio is either horrible or awesome depending on how good he can whore.
The Admin - The Admin of a server likes to spam text across the screen for all to see, like it's an IRC chat or something. Instead of the ocassional "24/7 Dust server" he will post stupid things like "Ha, I saw that you just got PWND" "Hey after work lets all get together". The problem with the admin is even if he sucks you may not insult him, or talk trash about how he spams large white text across the screen, because if you do, he will kick you.
The n00bs b**** a.k.a. RUSH - The n00bs b**** is the player that isn't new at CS but still sucks. This player is the player that gives the n00b his two or three kills. The n00bs b**** is also known as RUSH because he always rushes and never pays attention to the game. RUSH dies basically every round and always tries to make a joke of it. "LoL!!! Nice shot, man am I sucking today
, must be an off day."Tactic - Tactic is often confused with The Whore. Tactic creeps around every corner, and lobs a grenade down every hallway. He takes his dear sweet time and usually stays behind the rest of the team. Tactic usually doesn't die, unless he is attacked from above or below.
Clown - Clown is the guy that always tries to be funny. Clown will buy a flashbang just to blind his entire team. He is the kind of guy that will "Test to see if FF is on or off" by shooting his own teammates. His mic is usually always on playing music, making the game an unenjoyable static fest. Clown usually gets kicked within 3 or 4 rounds, but he usually rejoins under a new name and does the same thing again until he is banned.
The Soldier - The Soldier can't tell reality from the game world. If your team loses a round this person gets pissed off and starts yelling at everyone for slacking off and not trying hard enough. The Soldier also uses his mic like there is no tomorrow, shouting orders and yelling at everyone. Can be confused with The Veteran.
The Norm - The Norm doesn't fit into any of the catagories above. The Norm is just an average FPS player, who is the unfortunate victim that join servers with all of the players listed above.
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[This message has been edited by SAJN_Master (edited August 29, 2004).]
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