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Massassi Drunks:
2009-09-14, 8:31 PM #1
I need to ask the drunks of Massassi:

So I picked up a 30-rack of Labatt Blue on sale the other day.
I've been drinking since noon.
No buzz. I think I picked up a non-alcoholic case.

Am I a raging alcoholic and don't feel the effects of booze?
There is no indication anywhere on the case or cans that it is non-alcoholic.

But I'm pretty sure I should be feeling at lease a buzz after drinking most of a 30-rack since noon.
2009-09-14, 8:54 PM #2
How many have you had, how fast have you been drinking them?
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2009-09-14, 9:24 PM #3
One of the traits of an alcoholic is to start acting really drunk after only one or two drinks and then denying their intoxication after they've had a lot.
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2009-09-15, 3:37 AM #4
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
There is no indication anywhere on the case or cans that it is non-alcoholic.

The indication is the alcohol-by-volume percentage or lack thereof?

Although if you've missed that after the better part of 30 then you're probably drinking the alcoholic version :P
2009-09-15, 5:12 AM #5
lol hey u guyz look how much i can drink! :downswords:
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