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Seriously, Japan?

2009-09-15, 10:48 AM #1

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doJ683NcwnI

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2009-09-15, 10:51 AM #2

ECHOMAN

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well then. I guess you have to describe this in words.

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2009-09-15, 10:53 AM #3

Nikumubeki

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The Japan-Brazil-Germany Axis of Porn is really creepy.

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2009-09-15, 11:00 AM #4

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

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I found it on DailyMotion, but in English:

http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/Tenga+Egg/video/xah0s1_tenga-egg_tech
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/tenga-egg-masturbators-cci

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2009-09-15, 11:43 AM #5

SiliconC

I'm a man, babyr

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What the ****...

2009-09-15, 1:23 PM #6

Stormtrooper

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Umm....

What the ****?

2009-09-15, 1:28 PM #7

Ford

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i thought this thread would be about this.

http://www.benwaballs.net/

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2009-09-15, 1:50 PM #8

ELITE WARRIOR

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hahahahaha.. im gettin that fa show.. err.. um they look stupid.

2009-09-15, 1:52 PM #9

Jon`C

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That opening looks rather... small. Heh. Japan.

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2009-09-15, 1:55 PM #10

The Ego Has Landed

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But will non-oriental people fit?

2009-09-15, 1:57 PM #11

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

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That's why it stretches. When I first saw the video I was like, "Makes, sense eggs are small and its perfect for them." Then they stretched it out.

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2009-09-15, 7:58 PM #12

Jin

Wanted the controller SO BAD

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[http://www.kanojotoys.com/shop//img/tenga/new-tenga-egg-onacups.jpg]

2009-09-15, 8:06 PM #13

llibja

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in for 3

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2009-09-15, 9:26 PM #14

stat

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why would you ever insert your member into something called "spider"

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2009-09-15, 10:10 PM #15

Jon`C

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Originally posted by stat:

why would you ever insert your member into something called "spider"

"twister"

2009-09-15, 10:13 PM #16

JediKirby

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Of all things you're skimming over STEPPER?

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2009-09-15, 11:02 PM #17

Anakin9012

The humor went right over his head

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I can't really think of words to describe this.

Scary? Disturbing? Frightening?

2009-09-15, 11:11 PM #18

Jon`C

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oh come on. Japan's just doing what they've always done: miniaturizing and commoditizing western ideas.

2009-09-15, 11:11 PM #19

Jon`C

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(having sex with women)

2009-09-15, 11:46 PM #20

stat

Nananananananana BATMAN!

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Originally posted by Jon`C:

"twister"

Calls to mind some sort of sexual tornado, consuming the user in a powerful sensual whirlwind of pleasure.

Originally posted by JediKirby:

Of all things you're skimming over STEPPER?

There's people who have crushing fetishes, and it sort of looks like steps, that's not too bad

But spider? Most people instinctively hate spiders for a reason. They're alien and deadly. Why would someone want to want to put themself into a follicle-lined arachnidan orifice?

Oh right, Japan.

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2009-09-15, 11:53 PM #21

JediKirby

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Tentacle is the newest flavor.

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2009-09-16, 5:24 AM #22

ECHOMAN

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I would think this sort of thing wouldn't help Japan's drastically falling rate of birth.

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2009-09-16, 6:50 AM #23

Jon`C

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Originally posted by stat:

Calls to mind some sort of sexual tornado, consuming the user in a powerful sensual whirlwind of pleasure.

calls to mind an indian burn

2009-09-17, 3:57 PM #24

Cloud

Big, White, and PuffyY

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Okay....

2009-09-17, 3:58 PM #25

Steven

Doesn't care what his title is

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Whatever, teacherlover.

2009-09-17, 4:14 PM #26

Squirrel King

NEVER.

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They seem kinda small..oh wait Japan.

2009-09-17, 8:31 PM #27

Ford

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I heard on the radio that public transit gropers are organizing on the internet sharing tips on how to grope better, the best trains to go on, and the best times to go.

also, they're doing group gropes.

1800 arrests this year, up from 1400 last year.

japanese are wierd.

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2009-09-17, 8:37 PM #28

Obi_Kwiet

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Originally posted by Ford:

japanese are wierd.

But they are very efficient about it.