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2004-08-29, 2:33 AM #1
http://www.rexfeatures.com/features/454841

Wow.

Post the biggest meal you remember having. I haven't actually had one of those burgers, I've never even been to the USA.

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2004-08-29, 2:49 AM #2
Thats... huge...

Ive probally eaten like 3/4 of a pizza within an extended period of time.. thats about it

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2004-08-29, 3:04 AM #3
That's disgusting.

A few years back our French class spent a week in New Caledonia. On this trip was two of the hungriest guys I have ever known, one of them being a very good mate of mine. I'm a pretty thin guy but my stomach is near bottomless so one lunch in the middle of the week, I challenged them to an eating contest. Needless to say, 6 plates of a combination of marinated marlin, coconut rice and various other local delicacies later, I was stuffed and those guys were still going.

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2004-08-29, 3:41 AM #4
Now that's an American burger!

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2004-08-29, 4:05 AM #5
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Caption: The Worlds Biggest Burger weighing in at over 10 pounds</font>


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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Caption: After driving 9 hours, Chris Cummings from North Carolina attempts to eat the 6 pound burger.</font>


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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Caption: A customer eating one of Denny's 2 Pounder Burger</font>


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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Caption: The 2 Pounder Hall of Fame</font>


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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Feeling hungry? Feeling really hungry? Then how about ordering one of these gut-busting NINE pound burgers!</font>
It's so big they're apparently having problems weighing it accurately.
2004-08-29, 5:29 AM #6
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by fishstickz:
Thats... huge...

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Hah.. In Germany is a bigger one....


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2004-08-29, 8:19 AM #7
I can usually eat a thin crust large pizza by myself, but then again it's more like having half a medium deepdish which I do easily.

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2004-08-29, 8:28 AM #8
The other day (mum's birthday) I ate a 20oz steak, chips, peas, side salad, side of onion rings, and a side of garlic mushrooms. It took about 20 minutes, and I was still hungry when I got home. Oh, and two pints of Sam Smiths hand-pull.

I might be skinny, but I can damn well put it away when it's good steak we're talking about.

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2004-08-29, 9:54 AM #9
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Omicron88:
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Feeling hungry? Feeling really hungry? Then how about ordering one of these gut-busting NINE pound burgers!</font>
It's so big they're apparently having problems weighing it accurately.[/b]


Maybe they have more then one size burger?



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2004-08-29, 10:00 AM #10
If i didnt eat for like 2 days i bet i could eat a 20 ounce steak with trimmings, and i aint a heavy guy, im only like 7 stone i think

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2004-08-29, 10:09 AM #11
This should be the new american flag:
[http://www.rexfeatures.com/features/454841/hi-res/454841l.jpg]

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2004-08-29, 10:09 AM #12
Wow ... jesus I want that right now haha

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2004-08-29, 10:10 AM #13
http://www.rexfeatures.com/features/454841/hi-res/454841l.jpg

Adam Sandler?

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2004-08-29, 10:18 AM #14
Wow ... jesus I want that right now haha

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2004-08-29, 10:19 AM #15
Wtf, it's a delayed double post ... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]

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2004-08-29, 11:00 AM #16
These forums are falling to pieces.

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2004-08-29, 11:22 AM #17
I ate a whole giant pizza from Papa Murphy's once. I don't think I ate anything up to that point of the day.

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2004-08-29, 11:26 AM #18
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2004-08-29, 11:45 AM #19
Fat guy from Austin Powers "I have bigger chunks than that in my crap" [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

But seriously, that's a biggeon. Biggest meal I can remember having was a pizza and a half, but I may of had bigger..

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2004-08-29, 12:08 PM #20
My reccord is a whole 14' pizza sometime last summer

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2004-08-29, 12:20 PM #21
I don't eat much, but I eat fast.

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2004-08-29, 12:35 PM #22
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
http://www.rexfeatures.com/features/454841/hi-res/454841l.jpg

Adam Sandler?

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yeah almost looks like him...

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2004-08-29, 12:55 PM #23
Biggest meal I had recently:

Breakfast: 4 bowls of Corn Flakes with milk, 4 bits of toast. Mmmm.

Ever? Crikey I can't remember I've had LOADS of big meals. A fond memory is a half pounder, fries and nigh-on litre of Coke at the local burger bar. Mmmm.

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2004-08-29, 12:56 PM #24
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2004-08-29, 12:57 PM #25
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
My reccord is a whole 14' pizza sometime last summer

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That reads... a 14 foot pizza... Sheeezus! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif] [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-08-29, 1:00 PM #26
14 foot pizza? Way to go Flexor!

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2004-08-29, 2:13 PM #27
At first I was going to say, that's big? Until I noticed the pictures below...
2004-08-29, 2:18 PM #28
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cloud:
At first I was going to say, that's big? Until I noticed the pictures below...</font>


Wait, wait . . lemme guess . . . thats what your teacher said!! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-08-29, 2:19 PM #29
Biggest meal I've probably ever hard was about 3/4 of a deep dish pizza. Not much in the way of bragging rights, but I was still about sick.

I want to know why in the heck the guy made a burger that big. Theres no humanly way possible to eat the whole thing.
2004-08-29, 2:20 PM #30
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gee_4ce:
That reads... a 14 foot pizza... Sheeezus! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif] [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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hey, that's what I meant [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]


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2004-08-29, 2:28 PM #31
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Joseph T:
...Theres no humanly way possible to eat the whole thing.</font>


Not at once, but given time...

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2004-08-29, 2:33 PM #32
Am I the only one who thinks it looks disgusting?

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2004-08-29, 3:27 PM #33
My god, what a huge wad of carbs. Its just a way to make people into fatties so they can go back and buy MORE food and become even fatter.

Anyways, the biggest meal I remember eating is my toe o_o

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2004-08-29, 3:39 PM #34
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
Am I the only one who thinks it looks disgusting?

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Yeah.

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2004-08-29, 3:41 PM #35
I would love to eat one of those...



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2004-08-29, 4:14 PM #36
I'm with you, Flexor. It was pretty gross at first but then the shot of the Sandler-esque guy was too much.

They used to have a malt shop here that had pizza sized hamburgers for birthday parties etc. It was about as thin as a 39 cent hamburger though, just had a huge diameter. They cut it up like pizza and everyone would sit there eating triangular hamburgers.

Getting sick just thinking about it. :P
2004-08-29, 4:14 PM #37
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
Am I the only one who thinks it looks disgusting?

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No.

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2004-08-30, 2:04 AM #38
I wouldn't eat that for two reasons.

1) I'd have to go to America.
2) I prefer sausage sandwiches.

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2004-08-30, 4:10 AM #39
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
This should be the new american flag:
[http://www.rexfeatures.com/features/454841/hi-res/454841l.jpg]

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Ouch! >.<


But yeah, thats pretty nasty.



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