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If you can pick three Massassians....
2004-08-28, 6:23 AM #1
for making a family, who would you choose?

(one husband,one wife and one kid)

clan Ruthervain = husband
wolvie17 = wife
JediKirby = kid


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2004-08-28, 6:25 AM #2
you scare me.
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2004-08-28, 6:39 AM #3
Oh lord, not these threads again.

And WHY the hell am I the kid with AARON and WOLVIE! Good god no. For one, I'm nothing like either of them. For 2, Aaron couldn't get wolvie if she were 73. He'd make up some excuse of why she hates him ^_^. Lastly, dude... I'd end up hitting on my mom [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

JediKirby

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2004-08-28, 6:43 AM #4
Dad: Pagewizard
Mom: Sock
Kid: Ego

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2004-08-28, 6:44 AM #5
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY:
Dad: Pagewizard
Mom: Sock
Kid: Ego

</font>


[http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-08-28, 6:46 AM #6
mom: PageWizard
dad: kieran horn
kid: DeTRiTiC-iQ

somehow, they always seem to be postin on threads togehter [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif] that would be one disfunctional family :P


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2004-08-28, 6:48 AM #7
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolvie17:
mom: PageWizard
dad: kieran horn
kid: DeTRiTiC-iQ
</font>


AAAAAHHHH!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

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2004-08-28, 6:48 AM #8
Page more falls into the '*****' category for that familly. They're so mean and abusive to that poor mom.

JediKirby

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2004-08-28, 7:07 AM #9
.....what ever happened to the massassi family tree?

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2004-08-28, 7:10 AM #10
OH yeah and i just thought id get something clear [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif] there is no way I could be the spawn of any of you crazies :P and theres no way i could spawn you:P wellunless i shacked up wiht a crazy myself. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-08-28, 7:23 AM #11
I was on that tree, I think. As a crazed possibly degenerate uncle of some nondescription.

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2004-08-28, 7:25 AM #12
ahahahahahaha this thread is weird

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2004-08-28, 7:26 AM #13
I know I was on the tree. Sugarless5 was my wife and I had a kid with her and also was a parent to one of her kids from another relationship. I don't remember their names though.

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The easiest way to kill a soldier is to make his commanding officer a politician.
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-08-28, 7:28 AM #14
Think I was on the tree, as a pet or something... Someone has gotta have a copy of it somewhere.

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2004-08-28, 7:35 AM #15
Father: Flexor
Mother: maev
Child: Gonk. More of a love-child, or love-bot really.

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2004-08-28, 7:39 AM #16
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DeTRiTiC-iQ:
you scare me.</font>




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2004-08-28, 7:43 AM #17
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Dj Yoshi:
Father: Flexor
Mother: maev
Child: Gonk. More of a love-child, or love-bot really.

</font>



It's ok, we just say he's adopted.


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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-08-28, 9:05 AM #18
Mother: Gothicx (not someone good in cleaning but he is good in all things)
Father: Echoman (great mapper

And as result:

Kid: Lassev (the superscripter)

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2004-08-28, 9:20 AM #19
Mother: You
Father: Me
Son: Ain't
Daughter: Nothing But Mammals

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2004-08-28, 9:31 AM #20
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spork:
Think I was on the tree, as a pet or something... Someone has gotta have a copy of it somewhere.

</font>


Come here Sporky, come here! That's a good boy!

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The easiest way to kill a soldier is to make his commanding officer a politician.
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-08-28, 9:45 AM #21
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY:
Dad: Pagewizard
Mom: Sock
Kid: Ego

</font>


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2004-08-28, 11:10 AM #22
The tree was Silence, Morpheus and my pet project last year

Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spork:
Think I was on the tree, as a pet or something... Someone has gotta have a copy of it somewhere.

</font>

I think you were the butler...I'll have a look around and see if I still have it

(and also - I must have been so bored last summer!!)

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/end boob rant
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2004-08-28, 11:24 AM #23
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v300/mavispoo/blah/fam.jpg]

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/end boob rant
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2004-08-28, 11:29 AM #24
oh jesus christ....how did you find that retarded picture of me? That was taken years ago.

If you have to use a pic, I'll e-mail you a better one.

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The easiest way to kill a soldier is to make his commanding officer a politician.

[This message has been edited by Kieran Horn (edited August 28, 2004).]
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2004-08-28, 11:54 AM #25
They should update that chart or something.

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2004-08-28, 12:09 PM #26
I dare someone to make something similar with absolutely every massassian on it

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nope.
2004-08-28, 12:16 PM #27
I double dare you, Boco.

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2004-08-28, 12:28 PM #28
Haahahahahaha! GhostOfYoda is the product of Cazor and silence

For the good of humanity. *shoots GoY dead*

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2004-08-28, 12:36 PM #29
you know, I can't even understand most of that chart now...and why on earth is happydud a girl?

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/end boob rant
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2004-08-28, 12:44 PM #30
Mother: Sugarless
Father: Madquack
Son: Happydud
Deranged Uncle: Correction

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2004-08-28, 12:45 PM #31
Who's to say Keds isn't the girl?

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Roach - Gyring and gimbling in the wabe...
0 of 14.
omnia mea mecum porto
2004-08-28, 1:52 PM #32
Father: GBK
Mother: Inflate-a-date
Children: Baby inflatable Massassians
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-08-28, 1:59 PM #33
Hahaha, Ranger was around for like a month, and you put him in position as basically everyone's ancestor. Logical. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

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2004-08-28, 2:09 PM #34
pfft... I've been around for years, I'm the hottest Massassian ever, and I'm not even *on* that thing? Maeve you've got to seriously rework that family tree...

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2004-08-28, 2:10 PM #35
Damn, you're one ugly motherf***er, kieran... Why did I marry you? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]



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2004-08-28, 2:13 PM #36
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
Damn, you're one ugly motherf***er, kieran... Why did I marry you? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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he's good in bed.



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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-08-28, 2:16 PM #37
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
pfft... I've been around for years, I'm the hottest Massassian ever, and I'm not even *on* that thing? Maeve you've got to seriously rework that family tree...

</font>


Good point...

*mauls Sarn*

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[This message has been edited by DogSRoOL (edited August 28, 2004).]
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-08-28, 3:55 PM #38
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
pfft... I've been around for years, I'm the hottest Massassian ever, and I'm not even *on* that thing? Maeve you've got to seriously rework that family tree...

</font>


...

people!!

This was a silly project that we played around with for a couple of weeks. we made a thread, and the people who posted got in, it's hardly serious!

Roach - the circles represent females, the squares are males

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/end boob rant
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2004-08-28, 4:11 PM #39
Well, he does have long, silky-smooth hair.

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Roach - Gyring and gimbling in the wabe...
0 of 14.
omnia mea mecum porto
2004-08-28, 7:39 PM #40
Father, mother, and kid.: Me

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