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Gollum-like creature beaten to death
2009-09-17, 8:22 PM #1
in panama

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/panama/6201333/New-Montauk-Monster-spotted-in-Panama.html

i saw it on the news this evening. couldnt find a more respectable link.
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2009-09-17, 8:30 PM #2
ok now i know i'm going to have some ****ed up dreams
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2009-09-17, 8:38 PM #3
A Fairly good idea of wtf it is!
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2009-09-17, 8:39 PM #4
Originally posted by mb:
A Fairly good idea of wtf it is!


Came here to post this.
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2009-09-17, 10:20 PM #5
How would it lose its hair like that though? How odd. Also says kids beat it to death because it was approaching them? I can't imagine a sloth moving in a threatening way at all.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
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2009-09-18, 2:41 AM #6
Even if it were approaching in a threatening manner, they could have ordered a pizza, waited for it to be delivered, eaten it, and taken a **** before it ever got near them.
Pissed Off?
2009-09-18, 2:43 AM #7
that makes me want to puke some more.
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2009-09-18, 7:55 AM #8
Originally posted by Onimusha:
How would it lose its hair like that though? How odd.


chemotherapy
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2009-09-18, 8:09 AM #9
Originally posted by stat:
chemotherapy


I lol'd.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
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2009-09-18, 8:26 AM #10
Originally posted by Onimusha:
How would it lose its hair like that though? How odd. Also says kids beat it to death because it was approaching them? I can't imagine a sloth moving in a threatening way at all.

Disease etc, theres things like Alopecia that effect domestic mammals so I imagine it could effect animals in the wild too.

And these are teenagers in Panama, they most likely beat it because there was a group of them and they could.
nope.
2009-09-18, 12:21 PM #11
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2009-09-18, 12:22 PM #12
:o hahahahah I almost burst out laughing at work, thanks Echoman
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2009-09-18, 1:34 PM #13
And here I thought you guys were going to ask where I was.
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2009-09-18, 4:15 PM #14
Guess it wasn't able to retrieve the "precious."
2009-09-18, 6:05 PM #15
Originally posted by Onimusha:
How would it lose its hair like that though? How odd. Also says kids beat it to death because it was approaching them? I can't imagine a sloth moving in a threatening way at all.


They're lying
2009-09-18, 6:05 PM #16
why are people still calling the montauk monster a mysterious creature, it's a raccoon for christ's sake
2009-09-20, 4:20 AM #17
its ur mom :suicide:

it looks like a sloth.
1) are sloths common to panama
2) are there known diseases where sloths lose their hair

I cant be bothered to google the answers so i'm gonna say...
... yep its a sloth
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2009-09-20, 4:22 AM #18
I'm not gonna tell you what you are, but you sure ain't a sloth! Hoo-haw!
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2009-09-20, 7:23 AM #19
Congratulations Panama! You're finally in the world news for the first time since Noriega & what's it for? A band of ****ing retarded kids beating to death a hairless sloth that looks as if it was probably ****ing half-dead as it was.

However, I must admit that if I saw something like this approaching me, even if it were only moving at snail speed, I'd probably **** myself & run home to mommy.

[http://blog.kis.ac.th/artsusig6a/files/2009/04/sloth4.jpg]
? :)
2009-09-20, 8:33 AM #20
[http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4OYGjUrdllo/Sce51v4wvoI/AAAAAAAASkE/gWw-oXG1DUw/s400/sloth.jpg]

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