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woman impaled by tree
2009-09-18, 11:28 AM #1
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/16/woman-survives-after-tree_n_289040.html

holy ****.
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-09-18, 11:28 AM #2
holy cow.
woot!
2009-09-18, 11:41 AM #3
Yea I saw that yesterday and was like blegehghjguigh
一个大西瓜
2009-09-18, 11:50 AM #4
The article says Idaho and the video says Montana. :wtf:
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2009-09-18, 11:52 AM #5
Good to see the huffington post is branching out into other types of news.
Stuff
2009-09-18, 12:01 PM #6
Originally posted by kyle90:
Good to see the huffington post is branching out into other types of news.


This is a serious tragedy, a woman's life hangs on a limb. I would respect it if you would please leaf the lame jokes out of it.
:master::master::master:
2009-09-18, 12:14 PM #7
Originally posted by stat:
This is a serious tragedy, a woman's life hangs on a limb. I would respect it if you would please leaf the lame jokes out of it.

I don't see a problem with it. Sometimes, life just isn't fir.
2009-09-18, 12:17 PM #8
But first, we have to hear the hole story.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2009-09-18, 12:18 PM #9
only then can we get to the root of the issue
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-09-18, 12:50 PM #10
Originally posted by stat:
This is a serious tragedy, a woman's life hangs on a limb. I would respect it if you would please leaf the lame jokes out of it.


looooooooooOOOLLL

i dont know where these bad jokes are STEMMING from
2009-09-18, 12:58 PM #11
If I was still an admin I'd stick it you guys for these distasteful jokes.
2009-09-18, 1:16 PM #12
Originally posted by Brian:
If I was still an admin I'd stick it you guys for these distasteful jokes.


Don't get sappy on us.
2009-09-18, 1:17 PM #13
Brian, don't go bark-ing up the wrong tree
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2009-09-18, 1:18 PM #14
Yeah, stop being a stick in the mud.
nope.
2009-09-18, 1:29 PM #15
This event has probably created a deeply seeded trauma in her life.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2009-09-18, 1:34 PM #16
maybe she should pack up her trunk and go someplace without trees
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-09-18, 1:39 PM #17
She almost ended her line in the family tree.
Author of the JK levels:
Sand Trap & Sand Trap (Night)
2009-09-18, 1:42 PM #18
I saw one where a women got stabbed through the torso/neck/head something... from a piece of wood flying about in a tornado, she lived too
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2009-09-18, 1:43 PM #19
Wait, it went through her neck? Wood that alter the timber of her voice?
2009-09-18, 2:04 PM #20
I bet that hurt like a beech.
2009-09-18, 2:14 PM #21
All these tree puns sure are poplar.
nope.
2009-09-18, 2:19 PM #22
You guys are really going overboard now.
2009-09-18, 2:24 PM #23
At least it looks like she's being treeted at a good hospital.
2009-09-18, 2:35 PM #24
:carl:
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-09-18, 2:36 PM #25
Originally posted by Murc XIII:
At least it looks like she's being treeted at a good hospital.


**** YOU STOLE MINE
2009-09-18, 2:37 PM #26
Originally posted by andreawesome:
:carl:


Ohhh, face palm! Very good!
2009-09-18, 2:43 PM #27
I bet she's pining to get well again soon.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2009-09-18, 2:58 PM #28
She could use the bits they pulled out of her neck to spruce up her new apartment.
2009-09-18, 3:11 PM #29
At least it wasn't on her birchday.
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2009-09-18, 3:12 PM #30
Yeah, I know how women hate getting alder.
nope.
2009-09-18, 3:20 PM #31
I bet she took the time to ponderosa her future!
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2009-09-18, 3:23 PM #32
hopefully she has good insurance or she willow alot on those medical bills
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-09-18, 3:24 PM #33
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
hopefully she has good insurance or she willow alot on those medical bills


:master:
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2009-09-18, 3:31 PM #34
Weird news and a thread full of puns so lame they're awesome.
Nice work massassi =]
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2009-09-18, 3:32 PM #35
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the previous 2 posts dont contain any puns.
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2009-09-18, 3:34 PM #36
Yew wood think they'd have grasped the concept by now.
nope.
2009-09-18, 3:51 PM #37
Do you think the doctors maple it out?
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2009-09-18, 4:04 PM #38
I'm pining for more answers myself
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2009-09-18, 4:08 PM #39
Some trees deserve to be rooted out, not saved.
2009-09-18, 4:12 PM #40
Wow, that limb seemed pretty deeply planted in.
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