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2009-09-22, 9:44 PM #1

DrkJedi82

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he has swine flu

Quote:

<Steven[]Out> Well
<Steven[]Out> It's confirmed
<Steven[]Out> I have the H1N1 virus

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-09-22, 9:49 PM #2

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

If I'm going to send plastic dildos to Steven, I'll need an address.

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2009-09-22, 9:53 PM #3

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

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He probably licked a black navigator in the wrong neighborhood at 4 am, I have no vibrations for such careless hygiene.

if you ****ing die I was kidding

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2009-09-23, 12:45 AM #4

ragna

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Boohoo, you feel miserable for a day.

2009-09-23, 12:55 AM #5

SF_GoldG_01

Comma king

Posts: 4,841

Uh oh... a second one? Seems like H1N1 is spreading pretty fast.

Nothing to see here, move along.

2009-09-23, 1:31 AM #6

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

Posts: 1,440

Originally posted by JediKirby:

He probably licked a black navigator in the wrong neighborhood at 4 am, I have no vibrations for such careless hygiene.

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2009-09-23, 4:06 AM #7

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

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Oh behalf of my pork based brethern I apologise.

nope.

2009-09-23, 5:16 AM #8

The Ego Has Landed

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Quote:

if you ****ing die I was kidding

2009-09-23, 6:02 AM #9

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

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Originally posted by Baconfish:

Oh behalf of my pork based brethern I apologise.

No need, your porky brethren are actually innocent* when it comes to H1N1. Also, like ragna suggested, this is technically similar to sending vibes to someone with seasonal flu. But I wish Steven a speedy recovery anyway.

Edit: * actually after reading the Wikipedia article, I suppose the virus really did spread from pigs somehow, so forget I said anything!

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2009-09-23, 7:51 AM #10

Outlaw Torn

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This makes me crave bacon....

obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve

2009-09-23, 8:23 AM #11

The MAZZTer

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Quote:

[00:48:34|*] <+Steven[]Out> There was anal leakage
[00:48:42|*] <+mscbuck`laptop> did you save it?
[00:48:45|*] <+Steven[]Out> Do you realize how much that sucks
[00:49:06|*] <+Steven[]Out> To be sitting on the floor, dizzy, and realize you've been leaking diahree for the last 3 minutes
[00:49:20|*] <+Steven[]Out> except i hadn't even eated in 2 days, so there was no solid, just liquid

Those people who are all like "Swine flu is less lethal than other flus!" didn't mention that part! I hope I don't get swine flu.

2009-09-23, 8:24 AM #12

Outlaw Torn

Appears to be a Yuck

Posts: 1,873

That does not make me crave bacon.

obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve

2009-09-23, 8:35 AM #13

DrkJedi82

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that does not make me not crave bacon

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-09-23, 8:52 AM #14

Anakin9012

The humor went right over his head

Posts: 1,274

That makes me wish I hadn't clicked this thread.

Also, if that is a symptom of swine flu I need to stay in the house for a while.

2009-09-23, 10:22 AM #15

Squirrel King

NEVER.

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yummy

2009-09-23, 11:49 AM #16

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

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pssh. no one sent me vibrators when I had swine flu. And I don't think "anal leakage" is a sympton of swine flu. In fact most people that had it on our ship were constipated (myself included.. didn't **** proper for like 8 days..)

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2009-09-23, 11:54 AM #17

Thrawn[numbarz]

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I know some people who had it. It's not fun.

Best of luck to Steven!

2009-09-23, 3:34 PM #18

Emon

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this outta do ya good

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2009-09-23, 3:44 PM #19

JediKirby

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Yeah, but what should he do about the leakage?

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2009-09-23, 3:46 PM #20

Baconfish

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Duct tape.

nope.

2009-09-23, 3:46 PM #21

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

And Emon's solution doesn't work for that as well?

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2009-09-23, 3:54 PM #22

DrkJedi82

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Originally posted by JediKirby:

Yeah, but what should he do about the leakage?

put one of the attachments in his butt?

i mean seriously how can you not even figure that one out?

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-09-23, 3:54 PM #23

JediKirby

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Oh is that what he was suggesting? I must have missed the obvious joke and made one of my own.

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2009-09-23, 4:07 PM #24

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

You made your own vibrator?

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2009-09-23, 6:55 PM #25

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

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I'm pretty sure he was thinking along the lines of "send steven vibrators" and the sybian being like the king of all vibrators... same line of reasoning my brain went through.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2009-09-23, 7:47 PM #26

Squirrel King

NEVER.

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Sybians are kind of boring.
Chicks just sit there and get off.

No thrusting involved.
lame

2009-09-24, 5:13 AM #27

Baconfish

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Posts: 18,004

*Makes note to invent hydraulic vibrator.*

nope.

2009-09-24, 5:31 AM #28

Impi

THX

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Baconfish, rule 34 says you're too late.

Sorry for the lousy German

2009-09-24, 5:54 AM #29

Baconfish

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Posts: 18,004

No it doesn't, nobody mentioned porn whatsoever.

nope.

2009-09-24, 6:23 AM #30

Martyn

The Daddy

Posts: 9,001

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

2009-09-24, 9:25 PM #31

Steven

Doesn't care what his title is

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2009-09-24, 9:31 PM #32

Ford

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you look like ****. 12 yr old ****

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2009-09-24, 9:31 PM #33

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

Originally posted by Squirrel King:

Sybians are kind of boring.
Chicks just sit there and get off.

No thrusting involved.
lame

I think the girl might disagree with you on that one

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2009-09-24, 9:35 PM #34

The MAZZTer

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Hey look everyone! He's feeling much better now!

2009-09-24, 9:44 PM #35

Krokodile

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Posts: 5,094

Originally posted by The Mega-ZZTer:

Hey look everyone! He's feeling much better now!

Massassi cured swine flu! :O

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2009-09-25, 9:42 AM #36

Onimusha

Yo bro!

Posts: 2,295

Originally posted by Baconfish:

*Makes note to invent hydraulic vibrator.*

Pretty sure they already have something like this but linking to an example would be an instant ban.

"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn