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lap top computer question/ annoing things comming out of my roomates
2004-08-30, 9:00 AM #1
so, i come back from running around camous trying to change my sckedgule and my roomates's computer is playign children's songs.

songs like "the witch doctor"
"The pirets life is the life for me"
"reptar", or somthing from rugrats
and other gerrrrr songs, that i am gonna kill.

so, her computer is locked, and there are no external speakers i can just turn off or just unplug. How do i make this noize stop? (i dont want to be rude and smash the computer)

oh, and post your roomate experences

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Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-08-30, 9:01 AM #2
Not to be a jerk, but I really didn't understand half of what you just said.

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">so, i come back from running around camous trying to change my sckedgule and my roomates's computer is playign children's songs.
songs like "the witch doctor"
"The pirets life is the life for me"
"reptar", or somthing from rugrats
and other gerrrrr songs, that i am gonna kill.

so, her computer is locked, and there are no external speakers i can just turn off or just unplug. How do i make this noize stop? (i dont want to be rude and smash the computer)

oh, and post your roomate experences
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Like I said I really don't want to be a nazi, but you are in college, and it took me a while to realize what you were saying. Sorry :/

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[This message has been edited by SAJN_Master (edited August 30, 2004).]
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2004-08-30, 9:03 AM #3
sounds like you have an inconsiderate roommate. There's really not a whole lot you can do short of chucking it out the window. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-08-30, 9:03 AM #4
Turn it off...
2004-08-30, 9:03 AM #5
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
Not to be a jerk, but I really didn't understand half of what you just said.

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basically: how do i turn the $%^# noise off?

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Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-08-30, 9:03 AM #6
You roommate has some wierd tastes. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]

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2004-08-30, 9:04 AM #7
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Darth:
Turn it off...</font>


i dont wanna be a jerk if she has programs running or unsaved data

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Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-08-30, 9:05 AM #8
get a crowbar and take it down half-life style [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]



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2004-08-30, 9:06 AM #9
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Echoman:
You roommate has some wierd tastes. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]

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yah, i'm having a 'fun' time at collage

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Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-08-30, 9:06 AM #10
There should be volume control buttons somwhere, but I don' know if they'd work if the comp is locked.

Leave her a note that says something like "Would you please turn off your music when you leave the room for hours at a time"

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2004-08-30, 9:12 AM #11
Ask nicely?

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2004-08-30, 9:14 AM #12
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2004-08-30, 9:14 AM #13
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MBeggar:
Ask nicely?

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No! Beat the person with his own laptop when he walks back in!

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2004-08-30, 9:19 AM #14
Magnet to the hard drive. Failing that, take the battery out or unplug it or whatever.

Edit: Oooh, better idea: take a pair of headphones or something and plug them into the speaker jack.
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[This message has been edited by kyle90 (edited August 30, 2004).]
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2004-08-30, 9:25 AM #15
Logically, there's got to be a volume control knob somewhere on the machine. Failing that, politely ask your roommate to PLEASE not leave it playing children's songs while she leaves the room for hours at a time, or else YOU will politely shut off her computer. If you can't get to shut it down, then un-plug it, or remove the battery. Another alternative could be to bury it under some blankets/pillows, if you have enough.

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2004-08-30, 9:28 AM #16
I live at home! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif] Looks like I win again, Elana! Nwee heeheee!

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2004-08-30, 9:41 AM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by kyle90:

Edit: Oooh, better idea: take a pair of headphones or something and plug them into the speaker jack.
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SUGGESTION THEIF
but yea, find a pair of headphones, find the jack on it and plug it in

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2004-08-30, 10:22 AM #18
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:


Like I said I really don't want to be a nazi, but you are in college, and it took me a while to realize what you were saying. Sorry :/

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It's funny; I can understand what you are saying perfectly, and yet you're far more annoying than Elana14.

It's a strange world we live in...

[This message has been edited by Floss (edited August 30, 2004).]
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2004-08-30, 10:27 AM #19
Huh. I tried to read what Elana wrote, then I blacked out for some reason. When I came to I decided to play it safe and put it through the translatamogifier.
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Elana14 and then translated with the translatamogifier:
I returned to my room after a long day of butting my head into various walls and concrete pillars and discovered, to my horror, that my obnoxious roommate left her computer playing various children's music at volumes so voluminous that it liquefied my rather un-voluminous brain and made it leak out of my facial orifaces, thus explaining the overall quality of my original post!

To make matters worse, she configured her computer to automatically lock when she isn't using it because of that one time she caught me sending nasty and poorly-formatted emails to all of her contacts. There are no external speakers, which means that the sound is likely playing through the internal PC speaker in 3 beautiful tones of square and triangle waves. How can I make the noise stop without having to post another thread?
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I'm glad you asked that question, Elana.

Is it a laptop, a single-unit desktop (like an iMac), a two piecer with the speakers attached to the monitor, or is it - indeed - playing through the internal PC speaker in 3 tones of square and triangle waves?

[This message has been edited by Jon`C (edited August 30, 2004).]
2004-08-30, 10:52 AM #20
You should just turn it off.. Thats a VERY Rude thing for a room-mate to do..

Maybe if I knew what your room-mate is like I might not say this BUT, it's sounding like she(/he?) did it just to annoy you.

Or like allready said,you could just plug in some headphones, But I would just turn it off..
2004-08-30, 11:41 AM #21
How new of a laptop is it? Does it run Windows XP? It should be possible to coax it into sleep mode without having to unlock it.
2004-08-30, 11:59 AM #22
The real question to be asked here is: you're in college? Crikey.

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2004-08-30, 12:03 PM #23
Jon`C is a god.

Take out the battery--why should you be considerate of them if they aren't of you? Just be careful come midterms.

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2004-08-30, 12:28 PM #24
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Charoziak:
I live at home! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif] Looks like I win again, Elana! Nwee heeheee!

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you live with your sister! :P ...

and yes, i made it to collage. and yes, i will make it out of collage. and yes i'm going for a career which minimal spelling involved (art eventully).... I have a support system of people that will spell check my papers for me, and think god for them.

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Employees dying on the job are falling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP, as it becomes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of the staff.

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Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-08-30, 12:40 PM #25
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Elana14:
I have a support system of people that will spell check my papers for me, and think god for them.</font>


...why not just use a spellchecking program? There's tons of the things...

EDIT - hmm ok a spellchecker wouldn't have corrected 'think god' so maybe a support system isn't such a bad thing....

[This message has been edited by Jaiph (edited August 30, 2004).]
2004-08-30, 12:42 PM #26
Or learn how to spell? It's not that hard. I learned when I was in Elementary school.

The following process details how--read more than 1 book every year, at least.

Seriously, I've not seen english that poor since I talked to a guy that lived in India (yay for random messaging)

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2004-08-30, 1:43 PM #27
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Dj Yoshi:
Take out the battery--why should you be considerate of them if they aren't of you? Just be careful come midterms.

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Meh, be considerate the firs time, but after that, whatever it takes.

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2004-08-30, 1:51 PM #28
I must admit I got a kick out of how you spelled "sckedgule"

But yeah, temp fix is to plug in headphones.. After that give her a warning that you'll turn it off next time, whether she's got unsaved data or not... After you do that once or twice that should fix things, I think..

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