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omg, fast internet!

2009-09-27, 5:49 AM #1

Sarn_Cadrill

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I'm in port in Bahrain and sitting at the Liberty Center where they have decent computers with actual fast *(ie normal) internet. I have not experienced this in about 2 months...

So, while I have this capability, what should I do??

Restrictions:

There's a sign next to me that says no terrorist sites, no porn, and no gambling. Also, there doesn't seem to be the latest version of Flash Player, so videos may be out.. I'll experiment to see if I can upgrade it.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2009-09-27, 5:52 AM #2

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

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Install StarCraft.

kekekekekekekeke ^____^

the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken

2009-09-27, 5:55 AM #3

Sarn_Cadrill

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haha, I'm afraid that's not really an option. Oh.. Myspace!

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2009-09-27, 6:36 AM #4

Deadman

twitches

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I don't have much use for fast internet on a machine that isn't mine. Fast net is great for gaming, and downloading perfectly-legal-things and for downloading something that the sign disallows.
I dunno what else you'd want fast internet for... depending on how slow your slow net is that is

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2009-09-27, 6:47 AM #5

Sarn_Cadrill

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I know. I wish I was home at my own computer..

but my slow internet is very slow. like slower than dial-up usually.

Anyway, youtube works, so post some fun videos or something.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2009-09-27, 6:53 AM #6

Sarn_Cadrill

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I'll start.. love these things.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA
(thanks to Scott for introducing)

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2009-09-27, 7:46 AM #7

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

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all of these

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2009-09-27, 8:07 AM #8

Vin

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Originally posted by Deadman:

STOP DOWNLOADING TERRISM YOU TERRIST!

2009-09-27, 9:00 AM #9

kyle90

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*begin keyword list* bomb kill president obama suicide uranium plutonium terrorist allah radioactive chemical biological attack gun shoot sniper detonate gamble luck chance poker slots blackjack money free chips roulette win cash game sex sexy xxx porn hot 18 girls young legal lesbian *end keyword list*

Stuff

2009-09-27, 9:02 AM #10

Citizen86

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Here's one I always laugh at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wT7zM8XgXQ

I have some others, but I have to find them first

2009-09-27, 9:04 AM #11

Deadman

twitches

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Those cat ones are HILARIOUS!!

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2009-09-27, 9:23 AM #12

Uberslug

Not thrawnnumbarz

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ABGIJwiGBc&feature=channel_page

2009-09-27, 9:51 AM #13

Baconfish

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You could always get off the ****ing internet and enjoy dry land.

nope.

2009-09-27, 10:52 AM #14

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

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Read all about the history of Islam :tfti:

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2009-09-27, 3:16 PM #15

Anakin9012

The humor went right over his head

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Originally posted by kyle90:

They'd obviously find out he's faking it since the Islamic terrorists are against porn, I think.

2009-09-28, 2:57 AM #16

Avenger

Positive!

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No see, it works two front. I will get the US government and the Saudis all over him.

Pissed Off?

2009-09-28, 4:08 AM #17

Deadman

twitches

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Plenty of religions are against porn, that doesn't mean the followers follow that particular rule so strictly

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2009-09-28, 4:14 AM #18

Martyn

The Daddy

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Upload your pictures of Bahrain! I want to go back there: it's (mostly) a beautiful place.

2009-09-28, 9:51 AM #19

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

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i have no pictures of Bahrain. sorry. I broke my wife's camera, and I lost my phone.

also, today I forgot headphones.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2009-09-28, 9:55 AM #20

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

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ALLAHU AKBAR

2009-09-28, 12:37 PM #21

Oxyonagon

"emphasis"

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Don't forget to get back on that ship, yo.

Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.

2009-09-28, 1:44 PM #22

Gebohq

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I know what you could be doing with your internet time... :ninja:

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2009-09-29, 7:20 PM #23

Sarn_Cadrill

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yes, Scott. I know what you have in mind. :p

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2009-09-29, 7:23 PM #24

I am the Stig

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Yea! Writing a livejournal blag!

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2009-09-29, 7:41 PM #25

Krokodile

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Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:

yes, Scott. I know what you have in mind. :p

would andreawesome approve?

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2009-09-29, 7:45 PM #26

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

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i don't think she'd care one way or another.

(and if you have to ask that question, then you do *NOT* know what Scott has in mind. Remember who's mind we're talking about.)

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2009-09-29, 7:51 PM #27

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

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Well yes I realize he meant writing on the ISB, but that's just lame!

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2009-09-29, 7:53 PM #28

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

oh i thought we were talking about PORN

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2009-09-29, 8:17 PM #29

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

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There's no reason he can't do both.

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2009-09-29, 8:21 PM #30

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

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hmm. upon my return to san diego, i must experiment with NeS posting while pr0n watching.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2009-09-29, 8:51 PM #31

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

:carl:WHAT HAVE I DONEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2009-09-29, 11:18 PM #32

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

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This could get interesting

Maybe I should start following the NeS again

2009-09-29, 11:21 PM #33

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

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This is reminding me of the one issue of The Massassian that talked about participation in NeS rising 300 percent when erotica was accidentially posted on it.

The Plothole: a home for amateur, inclusive, collaborative stories
http://forums.theplothole.net

2009-09-30, 11:29 AM #34

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

also...

Originally posted by Baconfish:

You could always get off the ****ing internet and enjoy dry land.

dry land isn't so enjoyable when I don't have my wife at my side. But I did have dinner at a sushi place and ate a ridiculous amount of said sushi.

I had a few drinks one night (I started drinking late, and only had about a half an hour, so I put down 4 double rum and cokes and 3 beers, and managed to get a light buzz just in time to have to leave.. But then I don't drink that much anymore.)

Other than that, I spent the majority of the time on the phone or the computer.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2009-09-30, 11:34 AM #35

I am the Stig

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I don't see how going outside is terrible.

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2009-09-30, 11:40 AM #36

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

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maybe because you're not going outside in TEH UBERHOT MIDDLE EAST in late September (though it was alot better this time then last time we were here at the end of August).

And, I can't use the phone outside. And since being in port is basically my only oppurtunity to talk to the wife, it wins over being outside. Same with the computer. I was using the time on the computer to chat with my wife and my sister while viewing their webcams. It was terribly nice to 'see' both of them.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2009-09-30, 11:45 AM #37

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

shrug, I'm just saying you can't possibly just sit around watching youtube while youre in the navy.

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2009-09-30, 11:55 AM #38

Sarn_Cadrill

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(Oh I wasn't watching much youtube. in fact, I didn't see most of what was posted here. :o) but imagine you didn't get youtube for 2 months, and then it was suddenly available to you.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2009-09-30, 11:57 AM #39

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

don't like youtube so i dont care :ninja:

you're traveling the world! go see things!

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2009-09-30, 11:59 AM #40

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

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Visit a mosque.