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the people of walmart.

2009-09-28, 11:02 AM #1

Sarn_Cadrill

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

may be old news, but it's new to me. pretty funny.

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2009-09-28, 11:06 AM #2

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

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Thankfully I've never seen anyone THAT terrible at Wal-Mart. Site still makes me :eek:

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2009-09-28, 11:12 AM #3

Squirrel King

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lol thats funny... too bad I just moved away from a really slummy walmart... I could have added a bunch of good pictures.

And the van tree house was awesome (6 or so pages down)

2009-09-28, 11:25 AM #4

KOP_AoEJedi

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Hah, if I knew this was here, I could have put up plenty.

Back in HS we used to do some douchey things to wal-mart... Hah, throwing footballs across the store was funny though.

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2009-09-28, 11:27 AM #5

Steven

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My friends and I got tossed out of walmart for having an epic plastic lightsaber duel atop shopping carts in the toys section. I was wearing the plastic Darth Vader helmet and everything. Some other random guy also got thrown out. We didn't know him, but he put on a Clone Trooper mask and started shooting at us with a laser gun that made sounds.

2009-09-28, 11:29 AM #6

zanardi

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The dead dear hanging out the trunk of that car is classic!!

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2009-09-28, 11:30 AM #7

ECHOMAN

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nvm

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2009-09-28, 11:40 AM #8

Squirrel King

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AoEJedi,

Yup. I think everyone used to do that in wal-mart.

Although my friends and I were particular to the huge ball thingies (Not like a beach ball, more like a inflatable bouncy ball? I dunno what they were)

also [illegal activity] we used to go get food and eat it in the store and not pay for it. kind of hard to detect stolen goods in your belly

2009-09-28, 11:45 AM #9

KOP_AoEJedi

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Someone I know used to work there, and (at least at our particular wal-mart) there are no item detectors that go off in the automotive section, so people steal stuff through that door all the time.

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2009-09-28, 11:48 AM #10

DrkJedi82

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http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/215.jpg

i've seen that guy IRL

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2009-09-28, 11:53 AM #11

JediKirby

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Was it in a mirror?

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2009-09-28, 12:17 PM #12

BobTheMasher

Of what, we don't want to know.y

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It may not surprise any of you, but one of the pictures on that site is from my hometown of Bartlesville, OK. It's a fully camouflaged Volkswagen beetle, and it's my friend's uncle's. No, we didn't add it to the site, we found the site and then recognized the picture.

(He owns a truck customization shop, his wife drives it around as her daily driver, and as a very effective advertisement for the shop).
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This one

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2009-09-28, 12:28 PM #13

Squirrel King

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Originally posted by DrkJedi82:

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/215.jpg

i've seen that guy IRL

did you sit in his lap?

2009-09-28, 1:00 PM #14

I am the Stig

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Originally posted by DrkJedi82:

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/215.jpg

i've seen that guy IRL

this guy wanders around the Rochester Walmart:

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2009-09-28, 1:07 PM #15

DrkJedi82

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when did he add the horns?

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2009-09-28, 3:10 PM #16

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2009-09-28, 3:12 PM #17

Couchman

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LOOOOL IVE NEVER SEEN THIS, THIS IS RAAAWWW

2009-09-28, 3:43 PM #18

Baconfish

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So many fatties.

I wish Rob was here to see this.

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2009-09-28, 3:45 PM #19

Steven

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I wish Rob was too

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2009-09-28, 4:14 PM #20

Roger Spruce

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